Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Bill
I’ve considered repeating the cd, but I figure it must have been hard enough to get stuff to sinc the first time around, that I doubt floyd would have gone through the trouble of adding stuff for the second round.
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“We would get Red Dwarf here if you would just will it.”
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We do, and I just did!
http://www.torrentspy.com/search?query=Red+Dwarf&submit.x=0&submit.y=0
Nick - thanks for the link mate :) I’ve got them on VHS but they’re getting a bit grainy now!
Reasonable download sizes too!
Thanks
Oh - anyone seen christianparty.net ?
I’ve not included the full link so they don’t get referrer info. from this site!
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They have a forum!
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“The logistics of restoring Blacks to Africa
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44 dead christians for every dead jew
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kikes agree: death to sodomites ”
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Only three of the threads available!
What say we play?
No problem! Torrentspy rules! I also like Black Adder!
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Wow that site is a doosey. Heres a couple of lines I picked out:
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“The “Holocaust” of 6 million Jews during World War II is an immensely successful and profitable hoax!”
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“Is AIDS a 100% black disease?”
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I’m down with some fun at these jackasses expense!
@Alchemist, NicktM
I don’t have time for a trolling invasion, but if you do, they are a most legitimate target. Go for it.
I like reading history. I thought the claim of over 260 million Christians killed in World War II was ‘innovative’ to say the least.
DPG - no problem mate :)
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Nick - I’m going in under OperaTor - give me a few minutes - it’s feeding time in the UK :)
Concerted attack or lone gunmen?
I can’t get the forum page to load.
Okay I got in. Looks like theres only been a couple of posts in the last month or so. I’m one more for instant gratification. Plus I don’t think I could fake it in the midst of such company. Let me know how it goes, and I’ll consider joining the ambush.
Ah - ok - I’ve just registered! I’m going in now :) Yeah - had a laugh on nazi.org but they banned my arse a few times and seem to be blocking proxy servers now.
I’ll see what happens to a few posts here.
You can get me on baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.co.uk if you fancy a planned attack :)
@Alchemist and the Trolls
*wabbit stands at attention and salutes*…FSM speed gentleman…remember we never leave a Pastafarian behind…give ‘em hell and take no prisoners…
Hail Eris and RAmen…
Morning Thumper :) All quiet on the Western Front alas - let’s see if anything crawls out of the woodwork - I dropped my first one an hour or so ago!
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
LOL
There are stupider(ish) mail-ins on this site I could believe it’s real.
In case it is…time to reply!:
“I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!”
My friends and I this this is a delightful alternative to christianity. And suggesting we’re going to hell is not as frightening as you think…a lot of us don’t believe in hell.
@ Earthbreaker - Welcome to the site! Bring your friends! Come back often…I’d have something more pithy to say but being a good Pastafarian I’m not quite sober at the moment! Hee hee…Anyway, welcome and RAmen. Hope to see you more in the future.
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. It is closing time Rowdy Wench. Time to stagger back to the ship and climb in my hammock.
Hi eartbreaker. Nothing dangerous around here ‘cept the Wenches.
I’m new around here. Can you believe that letter? The guys a danger to himself.
He can’t understand fun. Probably never had any. Spirituality is what matters. The diety doesnt have a religion. People have those. Lots of them.
Good nite.
“Nothing dangerous around here ‘cept the Wenches.”
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Ahem!… :)
Welcome capekiicks
@ capekiicks - Closing time for me too…and I second Wench Nikkiee in the “welcome”! And we wenches are dangerous - just ask Thumper (check the fsm chat update thread to see why he is in so much trouble with us!). Visit often, laugh and enjoy!
People have been discussing whether the bad spelling of the guy who started this thread is too fake for his beliefs to be genuine. How can you tell if mistakes in grammar, spelling, and general coherency are intentional or not? What criteria do you use?
Also, I don’t understand why Satan (a long time ago, whatever, I only read this site when I have lots of time… if I have homework I can’t come here for fear of staying up all night and not getting anything done) said they were working for Jesus and God. (”but know an understand I do exist and I am real an Arch Angel and the joke is on your all for I do work for God or JESUS”) I’m aware that he used to be an archangel and rebelled, but I don’t think that war ended with his reinstatement… or ended at all… then again my indoctrination as a Christian ended when I was about eight, and we didn’t really get to the “metaphysical military history” part… thoughts, anyone? Or did the person being Satan just not bother to research the position?
@Earthbreaker, saying that people will go to hell is about the most powerful insult in existence… you will experience the worst torment possible for all eternity. I have to admit it loses a little effectiveness when directed at blasphemers like us. :) But coming from people who truly believe in hell, it is rather scary, because it expresses a desire to see you in the worst possible agony for all time… never a good thing…
This could be a real one.
In all the time I’ve lived I know one thing..
NEVER… NEVER underestimate how stupid people can be.