Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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Arrrrr…..
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Someone’s beeing payed?
@ BCA and Bobby - there does seem to be an unusual pattern of grammar and spelling mistakes in this one. And no name at the bottom…conspiracy to start a new thread? Hmmm….won’t matter, we’ll corrupt it anyway! ;) RAmen!
Is there a special prize for being the first to post on a new thread? RAmen to BCA and special “touching”! :)
Huh.
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Prior to spending some time looking into this site and others, I would assume it was faked. Nobody can be that ridiculous. Yet, really… the spelling on some of the other sites I have looked at is just as bad, and they’re definitely not trying to be ironic. I can’t tell anymore.
Its hard 2 say.
’s’ is very klose 2 ‘e’ on the keyboard.
Hey Bobby,
I’m not sure any of them are real. Most seem a little stupider than anyone could believe possible. But recently I’ve begun to question my judgment on such matters. I met someone who seemed stupider than I imagined possible. But we do need stimulation and so maybe this is provided to us by a comrade who rises to the occasion. If so, thanks. If this is a real letter from a co-resident on our planet Earth, thanks too. You help to explain the existence of wars.
@ bill - the last sentence of your post got me! I actually snorted! Embarrassing but true. The sad part is, you are so very much correct that it shouldn’t be funny. And, at one point Alchemist suggested that we Pastafarians post hate mail so we can have new threads to corrupt…could be that’s what is happening here.
@ Batman - I’ve posted before that I can’t tell the difference. I really don’t know…
Is Bobby really taking us to Hell, as the hate-mailer suggested? Cool! When do we leave? Did Bobby hire a private jet or are we traveling on a pirate ship (either way is great with me)? I speak Norwegian (well, I try) so I can be the translator when we arrive. Awesome! I am looking forward to this trip!
Arrr…..
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Tis not only cream that rises to the top……so does a hefty turd like this poster
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RAmen
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P.S. Careful, RW……me special touches can be of severe danger.
@ BCA - Wahahaha! RAmen!
Sounds pretty fake to me - and no threats of oars - poor attempt!
Still, what the heck!
Are you getting low on the old hate mail then, Bobby?
Maybe you need to write a new book - the Xians get 2 you know!
I am sure we could have GoFSM - the sequel! Let’s have some revelations!
I want to go the Cayman Islands Hell - not Norway!
I am sure we had a vote! ;)
The “do you no what you are doing?” leads me to believe that this is real. That’s the part that make me chuckle the most.
@Bearded Clam Admirer.
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:) I just love your name! Really. Every time I see it I grin. I’m guessing you were in the muff diving club at Uni?
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@ Booty - yeah! Still, quick loading thread to abuse - I don’t remember the last time I read the original post - or replied to it (probably Dr Michael Martin’s attempt to kill my non-existent wife or TLM - still kinda miss TLM, HungerfordDaddy is a poor substitute, still, any port in a storm, what!) :)
This guy is either a good faker or really stupid and completely sincere.
@ Alchemist - morning! When are you off trolling?
Ah Dr Martin - I wonder if he would sort out a contract on my mother…that would be really useful, if he just does wives I am sure I can talk my dad into it ;)
Well, if it’s real: Why ARE we doing this?
1) Because it’s fun
2) Because I like meeting nice, intelligent people who can actually use their brains
3) Because it’s also fun to read the pathetic mails of those that do not meet the criteria in 2)
4) Because it helped me a lot to formulate some of my own ideas on gods, believers, evolution, education, science etc etc
5) Because it really is an awful lot of fun.
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But it very well might be fake, the mis-spelling is just a little to consistent, the tone isn’t quite what i’ve seen before.. But you can never tell, there might actually be someone that dumb out there.
Arrr…..
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Tis no club from me past…
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tis me passion
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RAmen
Booty
:) Whenever. I’ve just popped over to ITPoG for a little - feeling a bit guilty there, they seem like nice people - might calm it for a bit. Nazi.org is a different matter however - do you think we could increase the abortion time-limit for some groups (say, ooh, 2080 weeks!)
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The Aussies will be in bed now (0115 for them) and the USAians will just be getting up - I was thinking of a 1800EST kick off (0800 - downunder time - 2200 GMT) but I’m up for mayhem now if you like :)
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The Rugby is on just after 1700GMT - so I’ll be occupied then (unless Wales look like winning - then I’ll pretend I don’t like rugby)
After the drubbing we received from the Kiwi’s in the Cricket World Cup I’m praying to Eris, Harmonia and Concordia for SOMETHING to celebrate :) - though not sure gods and goddesses of chaos are likely to help out - maybe Nemesis is worth a try :). I do know that Jebus can’t play rugby ‘cos he’s only got twelve men and he’s got holes in his hands - he can’t be a touch judge either ‘cos his arms point both ways :)
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Shit - if there really is a bod then I’ve got some explaining to do :)
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@ Bearded Clam Admirer (can’t abbreviate your name - too funny - wish I’d thought of it)
Do you use a snorkel or are you au naturel (?sp) - It is a vocation though! It’s for life folks! Not just for Xmas.
@Alchemist
Erm, sorry… haven’t really looked into the Nazi site. WHAT is that about abortion? Are they being pissants?
Batman - naah - one of mine - was my, albeit gross, attempt to say we, as a people, should be able to abort 40 year olds (not one of my best ones I admit)
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The Reich site isn’t nice Batman - people called ZyclonB are probably not the type to invite to your mums for tea! ooooh - rhymes :
@Alchemist
ha ha ha ha… ah, poetry. Is that how you get all those sheep to fall for you? By reciting your original verses? You’s so fun…
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Hey, speaking of abortion (well, sort of) did you see that thing on TV (forget the name of the show) where a woman had been pregnant, but the baby was developing OUTSIDE the womb? The doctors in India (I think that’s where) didn’t have the technology to safely operate and remove the baby, and the woman was scared of dying, so she never had the surgery at all. She walked around for a ridiculous amount of time (maybe ten years, maybe more) with this fetus in her… dead of course. So finally she got it removed, and they showed it on TV… it was a perfect little calcified baby… bizarre. And, I’m sure I’ve now totally grossed you out. So we’re even. =)