Hi, Bobby. I’ve enjoyed your site, and appreciate your moral goal and Swiftian efforts.
While travelling in France I visited the Dune du Pyla, the highest sand dune in Europe. It was a beautiful place and walking the length of it was peaceful and meditative — all the more so when I drew, er, found this holy spot. (See photo.)
-David Baucom
-Charlotte, NC
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Thumper…Woof….*wags stumpy tail*….you haven’t yet seen a picture of me!
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http://www.vachss.com/dogs/av_dogs/pansy.html
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Everyone always tells me what a nice coat I have *wag wag*
I really am just a big overgrown puppy though……unless…. I’ve picked the scent of a lowlife or even better a couple of lowlives. Oh and I don’t eat cats or wabbits…*wag wag*
Woof……woof woof :)
Do you eat skunks, Pansy? I hope not! I want to be your friend so please realize I won’t spray you.
Woof…woof woof Flower :)
No skunks…only two legged ones if they are causing my friend grief…grrrr…..drools..grrr. Cute animal ones give me bad breath…or so he reckons. :)
Sniff..sniff… Flower smells ok….I will be your friend….woof….wag wag….woof woof
THIS IS GREAT, IM SO IMPRESSED! JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE AND I READ YOUR WHOLE SITE. CLASSIC, COMEDY!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP? ME AND SOME FRIENDS WOULD LIKE TO BECOME MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
LET US KNOW ASAP
CHRIS GUTTERIDGE
YOu just did Chris - welcome aboard matey!
Check out the chat function later (no-one around at the mo!)
@Flower
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
@Pansy
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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Meow!
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Pansy? Pansy?… *whistle* come here girl?
Gooood girl ….what?… yes I know it’s got strange purple hair and an a sassy attitude but you promised Thumper you wouldn’t eat it!! What? OK… I suppose you can play with it a bit then…try and be gentle..you remember what happened to the last cat friend you had! Come on…. in your bed now….goood grrrl
She just doesn’t know her own strength sometimes :)
Ships cat….can you keep that purrrring down a bit…she thinks you’re teasing her!
@Pansy
Meow! *insert dial tone as cat telephones Mamma Chinee regarding Szechuan Dog menu deficiency*
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]:)
She’s gone to sleep Ships Cat…I hope she doesn’t see that tomorrow…oh dear!
Oh dear
@Wenchy
You might wanna keep that woofing slobber factory on a leash Wenchy…Ships Cat may be small but he’s all claws and unpleasant disposition…I’d hate to see Pansy end up as crab pot bait…
Grrrrrrowwl….drool….grrrrrowwwl
@Chris Gutteridge
Welcome to the CoFSM. Please tell all your friends, they’re welcome too. One small nag: the extensive capitalisation doesn’t go down very well with most of us. If you’ve read much on our site you’ll know that that is the way the fundies often behave themselves (no probs for your one-time burst of enthousiasm of course).
Hi Chris Gutteridge. You and your mates will be made welcome here!
RAmen
(ditto about the caps lock though - aargh! It blinds, it blinds! :) )
that “myserious sand formation” is just some douche drawing in the sand u douche bags!
honestly u dont actualy belive do you wankers?
@Joshman
Welcome new troll. At least I assume troll from your mastery of English spelling.
hmm Joshman. Good try! You’ve mixed American English (douche bag) with English English (wankers) though :) Spelling mistakes and AOL speek r ok but a bit contrived!
6/10 - cud tri harder!
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 7:24 am
“You might wanna keep that woofing slobber factory on a leash”
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It’s OK Thumper, Pansy was only visiting CoFSM so I could introduce while she was over at my place visiting. She’s now gone back to where she belongs to continue her day to day work. She doesn’t really have time to play with Ships Cat, as she has important work to do elsewhere. :))