Hi, Bobby. I’ve enjoyed your site, and appreciate your moral goal and Swiftian efforts.
While travelling in France I visited the Dune du Pyla, the highest sand dune in Europe. It was a beautiful place and walking the length of it was peaceful and meditative — all the more so when I drew, er, found this holy spot. (See photo.)
-David Baucom
-Charlotte, NC
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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WOOOoo!!
1st komment!
Obviously undeniable proof.
RAmen!
It’s beautiful! The Almighty FSM is everywhere, even in random (wink ;) sand formations! And what a gorgeous place for the FSM to reveal himself. Sorry, I’m naive, I didn’t know there was a huge sand dune like that in France. What a beautiful place!
@ David B - You have great artistic talent and were obviously inspired by His Noodlyness! RAmen and thanks for sharing.
Hey guys, I’m a pro fighter. In the world of fighting it seems that almost every single fighter out there thinks “god” is the reason why they win their fighs.
This are some quotes from a top UFC fighter after he lost his belt!
“I remember being in the staging area, right before I walked out to the Octagon, and I just had so much faith that God was gonna have me win that fight,”
“It was just one of those things that it just wasn’t in God’s plan that I win that fight, and if that’s the way it is, then I can live with that,” said Hughes graciously. “God’s will is by far greater.”
Anyways, I’m fighting again really soon in a big show and I’d love to have the FSM help me win. I think if I pray to the FSM he’ll hate my opponent and make me win, I don’t think I’d even have to train for the fight if I have enough faith on the FSM.
So, do you think the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would endorse me for my next fight????
I’d really love to show the world the only GOD that really cares about fighting, ther Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!
Mauricio
I’m positive that the Church of the FSM would endorse you for your next fight. Mauricio, will you email me? bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Mauricio, do you realize the honor you have just received? You have been blessed by Prophet Bobby!! The FSM’s right hand man!! Praise His Noodly Name!!
Good luck, Mauricio!
Something something about His Noodly Appendage.
Aww - pretty sand patterns! We get the best “signs” - much better than Allah in an aubergine IMHO!
RAmen!
@Booty
Absolutely. You can see why Pastafarianism is sweeping the world. Muslims have some image in an aubergine……..duh, how pathetic!! Christians are so desparate that they point out some face-like picture of stones on the moon or Mars. Ok, silly-level rising even further for them. By contrast, we have the undeniable, and may I say very artistic, proof of our deity etched in the sand. There for all Pastafarian believers to see and be touched by, for all skeptics to verify and have their pasta-less un-beliefs disspelled. We are truly blessed by the FSM!
If I were a Catholic clergy man, I’d be wetting my pants right now (or those of the choir boys I’d be abusing regularly), in view of the impending mass exodus of people from the Catholic congregation to Pastafarianism.
This is the most beautifull proof I’ve ever seen.
@ DPG - Bwahahahaha!
IWOOT.com were selling Holy Toast over the Holidays ™ which is a metal brand to brand the shape of the virgin Mary in your toast - heehee! They had sold out when we ordered one. :( ;)
Time to kick out whoever natively lives there and build a city under the claims that the FSM gave us that land so it should rightfully be ours.
RAmen
To Booty and DutchPastaGuy…
“Aww - pretty sand patterns! We get the best “signs†- much better than Allah in an aubergine IMHO!”
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“Christians are so desparate that they point out some face-like picture of stones on the moon or Mars.”
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Don’t forget the image of Jesus peed on the inside of a tunnel somewhere in this silly country :)
To Pixel Pop… as usual, you are brilliant. France belongs to the Pastafarians! I’m going to marry you; well, I guess I’ll have to stand in line to wait but that’s ok. Cool, an official Pastafarian country! Should we speak French there or is English ok?
@Wench Beth
Hmm.. the only french I know is “i surrender”
I think we should stick with english :)
Thats a good bit of work
@ Banj007 - I surrender works for me ;)
It is kind of like a crop circle.
@jjk
“It is kind of like a crop circle.”…only it doesn’t even need a crop…it’s amazing…a crop circle with no crop…FSM be praised…*wabbit kneels reverently before keyboard*
Praise be, another proof of His existence.
Anyone who sees this will certainly believe. My hope is that they DO believe in order to avoid eternal separation from Strippers, Beer, and Pasta.
rAMEN