Hi, Bobby. I’ve enjoyed your site, and appreciate your moral goal and Swiftian efforts.
While travelling in France I visited the Dune du Pyla, the highest sand dune in Europe. It was a beautiful place and walking the length of it was peaceful and meditative — all the more so when I drew, er, found this holy spot. (See photo.)
-David Baucom
-Charlotte, NC
WOOOoo!!
1st komment!
Obviously undeniable proof.
RAmen!
It’s beautiful! The Almighty FSM is everywhere, even in random (wink ;) sand formations! And what a gorgeous place for the FSM to reveal himself. Sorry, I’m naive, I didn’t know there was a huge sand dune like that in France. What a beautiful place!
@ David B - You have great artistic talent and were obviously inspired by His Noodlyness! RAmen and thanks for sharing.
Hey guys, I’m a pro fighter. In the world of fighting it seems that almost every single fighter out there thinks “god” is the reason why they win their fighs.
This are some quotes from a top UFC fighter after he lost his belt!
“I remember being in the staging area, right before I walked out to the Octagon, and I just had so much faith that God was gonna have me win that fight,”
“It was just one of those things that it just wasn’t in God’s plan that I win that fight, and if that’s the way it is, then I can live with that,” said Hughes graciously. “God’s will is by far greater.”
Anyways, I’m fighting again really soon in a big show and I’d love to have the FSM help me win. I think if I pray to the FSM he’ll hate my opponent and make me win, I don’t think I’d even have to train for the fight if I have enough faith on the FSM.
So, do you think the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would endorse me for my next fight????
I’d really love to show the world the only GOD that really cares about fighting, ther Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!
Mauricio
I’m positive that the Church of the FSM would endorse you for your next fight. Mauricio, will you email me? bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Mauricio, do you realize the honor you have just received? You have been blessed by Prophet Bobby!! The FSM’s right hand man!! Praise His Noodly Name!!
Good luck, Mauricio!
Something something about His Noodly Appendage.
Aww - pretty sand patterns! We get the best “signs” - much better than Allah in an aubergine IMHO!
RAmen!
@Booty
Absolutely. You can see why Pastafarianism is sweeping the world. Muslims have some image in an aubergine……..duh, how pathetic!! Christians are so desparate that they point out some face-like picture of stones on the moon or Mars. Ok, silly-level rising even further for them. By contrast, we have the undeniable, and may I say very artistic, proof of our deity etched in the sand. There for all Pastafarian believers to see and be touched by, for all skeptics to verify and have their pasta-less un-beliefs disspelled. We are truly blessed by the FSM!
If I were a Catholic clergy man, I’d be wetting my pants right now (or those of the choir boys I’d be abusing regularly), in view of the impending mass exodus of people from the Catholic congregation to Pastafarianism.
This is the most beautifull proof I’ve ever seen.
@ DPG - Bwahahahaha!
IWOOT.com were selling Holy Toast over the Holidays ™ which is a metal brand to brand the shape of the virgin Mary in your toast - heehee! They had sold out when we ordered one. :( ;)
Time to kick out whoever natively lives there and build a city under the claims that the FSM gave us that land so it should rightfully be ours.
RAmen
To Booty and DutchPastaGuy…
“Aww - pretty sand patterns! We get the best “signs†- much better than Allah in an aubergine IMHO!”
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“Christians are so desparate that they point out some face-like picture of stones on the moon or Mars.”
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Don’t forget the image of Jesus peed on the inside of a tunnel somewhere in this silly country :)
To Pixel Pop… as usual, you are brilliant. France belongs to the Pastafarians! I’m going to marry you; well, I guess I’ll have to stand in line to wait but that’s ok. Cool, an official Pastafarian country! Should we speak French there or is English ok?
@Wench Beth
Hmm.. the only french I know is “i surrender”
I think we should stick with english :)
Thats a good bit of work
@ Banj007 - I surrender works for me ;)
It is kind of like a crop circle.
@jjk
“It is kind of like a crop circle.”…only it doesn’t even need a crop…it’s amazing…a crop circle with no crop…FSM be praised…*wabbit kneels reverently before keyboard*
Praise be, another proof of His existence.
Anyone who sees this will certainly believe. My hope is that they DO believe in order to avoid eternal separation from Strippers, Beer, and Pasta.
rAMEN
I love you, Thumper!!!
@ everyone - I don’t even know where to start! It would take forever to address each fabulous comment individually so I’ll just say RAmen to everyone!! *snickers several times while reading thread*
Hey Flower. Don’t waste your time on that loser. Just move a bit closer in my direction. Unless U R a guy. I bet U like nice guys don’t U Thumper?
Any objection against my copying of this sign into a Disciples album? Too late, it’s done…
This place is just like a church.
The “prophet” makes his speech,
and somehow convinces people to donate.
Of corse, he promises to “give back”
in order to build a better world.
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There are several examples of this:
- Politics
- Religion
- Pyramid Schemes
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Mr. Henderson keep going, you may someday
be able to buy yourself the Presidency.
@Ares
You are rude and mean. I don’t like you. Get off this site or I’ll spray you.
OK - going to bring the tone down a bit :)
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Just been playing on Conservapedia
http://www.conservapedia.com
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Check out the masturbation entry :)
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Now! That wasn’t me but if anyone has the post could they please send it to me :)
Oh my! Bob Woolmer has died! 58 years old! Shit! He was a good one, a really decent bloke. Cricketer! I’m really quite sad about this
Speaking of crop circles.. why do they only appear in crops? Do the “aliens” have a predisposition to wheat, corn, and flax… or could it all be a hoax? (wink)
Clearly the FSM would prefer sand. How better to contact his pirate worshipers!?!? LoL
@Wench Beth
“To Pixel Pop… as usual, you are brilliant. France belongs to the Pastafarians! I’m going to marry you; well, I guess I’ll have to stand in line to wait but that’s ok. Cool, an official Pastafarian country! Should we speak French there or is English ok?”
That’s right, the line starts HERE
I say we speal Scottish/Pirate, the two languages are semi-compatible.
RAmen
@Thumper
“did you ever share a cell or ward with hugdaddy?”
It wouldn’t surprise me if they shared 99.9997% of their genetic material too.
@DPG
Indeed…I imagine hugdaddy wasn’t gentle either…this sort of full contact transfer of genetic material can, and does, push some nutjobs further from the edge of reason then they’d otherwise go…
@Ares
We understand your pain…come and tell Thumpie all about it…promise I don’t bite…
ooh cool - chance to post one :))
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Yes. Well evolution is fine but what about survival of the fittest??? When you remove that biological imperative then we are screwed! Should those with mental sickness be allowed to breed? What about the spastics and other ones who are subnormal?? Do we let them continue the species? If we do then we will all, eventually, become like them! Stupid and incapable!
I am a reasonable person but this attitude makes me sick!
God is NOT stupid - I work in the health care industry (psychiatry).They have high sex drives but we are allowed to give them contraceptive pills without their consent!
Why can’t we do this to other groups!
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I couldn’t post that one as I was banzoided again - I thought it was a winner :(
WOAH!!!
There’s been a troll here all along and I haven’t noticed him!!!
I need to wake up.
Now lemme in on the fun.
RAmen
@Alchemist
Are you trolling? Where did that post come from? What’s going on? Honestly, one day spent attending to my real-life duties, and I feel completely out of the loops. =( (I’m pouting. But not for real. I’m not that kind of girl.)
Wait wait wait.
Is there a troll on the forum that I could be belittling right now?
I totally want to do that!
RAmen
@Batman
Hello. Alchemist has been off tormenting the Nazi’s. They don’t seem to like him very much though…hard to imagine really…I’ve always found Alchemist to be quite personable. I see you’ve found a troll of your own…want some help to hunt it down and destroy it’s emotional well being???
@Pixel
A fine day to you Pixel!!! Hopefully the troll will come back soon…I’m busy today but always have time for this soret of thing…you always seem to miss the trolls…
Ummmm…I meant…”sort” of thing…last thing I need is typo’s when there’s a troll about…
who me?
Tired now (had a late night yesterday :) ) Not really trolling - I’ve popped my head into a couple of hate groups but nothing serious - they seem to be blocking public proxies tonight (I’m not going in under my own IP - not that daft :) )so I’ve not had a very successful evening I’m afraid. Still, no reason to give up :)
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I’ll email you when we get our arses together - we can launch a dozen loons at one site - some of the “boylove” sites look attractive
http://www.boylinks.net/
fucking disturbing though!
@Alchemist
I don’t know how to block my IP address.
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I just went to that site. It made me sick. Actually feel in need of a very long, hot shower right now. They actually have a thread with a list of “rules” for “boylovers”!!!! And they guy says “I always follow the rules with *MY* boys.”
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How are all these people not being tracked down and hauled off in chains???? They talk about child rape as if it was simply a “bad decision” made by someone, deserving a slap on the wrist. I wish I hadn’t gone there… I want to cry. Stupid girly time, but I can’t help it. I hope all of them suffer unfortunate kitchen accidents that render them unable to continue in their so-called lifestyles. Actually, I hope for a lot worse, but I won’t actually say it.
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 18th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
“want some help to hunt it down and destroy it’s emotional well being???”
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Thumper that sounds a bit too cruel for a such defenseless animal, even one as obnoxious as Arse. However about just poking it’s ego a bit with something sharp something sharp sounds OK to me :)
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@Alchemist Mar 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
“fucking disturbing though!”
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Think you already know that I can’t even bring myself to comment on that site. Let’s just hope that every dog does have its day.
Woof…woof woof….grrrrrr…drool….grrrrrrrrrrr….woof woof
Batman - yeah! I know. Why? I wish I could answer you there. I really do - sites like that bring out the bastard in me - I’ve posted the link on another site - hope that they decide to take it out with extreme prejudice!
I know some people think trolling is wrong but what else can we do? If they do something illegal, and we have it on record, then we can report them to the authorities - they aren’t that stupid unfortunately!
We do what we can when we can!
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
Ooops….K Pansy…down girl…be patient Goood girl.
@Batman
“I want to cry. Stupid girly time, but I can’t help it..”…never apologise for being a decent human being…alas there is much askew with the world and hunting down and proving cases against all of these scum is not an easy task…freedom of speech means that often we will encounter that which should not be uttered…trolling these creeps at least allows us to exercise our freedom to express our contempt…every such site that kicks us off is a victory as sitting somewhere is a cretin that knows we’re aware of it’s antics, laughing at it and wondering if we might do more to upset it’s apple cart…Hail Eris…
And on that happy note I shall *try* to sleep now (Morning Nikkiee :) ) I feel a moral campaign coming on :)
Thumper
“…..trolling these creeps at least allows us to exercise our freedom to express our contempt…every such site that kicks us off is a victory as sitting somewhere is a cretin that knows we’re aware of it’s antics, laughing at it and wondering if we might do more to upset it’s apple cart…Hail Eris…”
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A big fucking RAmen to that and a honking great Hail Eris!
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@Alchemist
“I feel a moral campaign coming on :)”
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Pansy is a bit of an old hand in this particular arena :)))
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Night Alchemist
And on that note….let’s see if this works……
Right…… back to some of that work now :)
Damnit!
I’ll catch the bugger tomorrow.
Let me know when these things happen! These proverbial eyes aren’t what they used to be.
RAmen
@Alchemist
Feeling bit better now. Let’s troll the crap out of them. Sick bastards. Sleep tight.
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@Thumper
Thanks. (For thinking I’m a decent human being… always nice to hear.) Yeah, I need to work out some time for trolling the really evil sights. Kinda fun trolling the final harvesters, but they all seem relatively harmless, if slightly dim. Better to go for the real sickos. Cheers!
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@Wench Nikkiee
You are, as always, inspiring. I hafta’ go get some laundry and other stuff done now, since it is back to work tomorrow. Have a lovely day/night. =)
@Pixel Pop
Are you after Arse now too? I think he might have run away. Realized this wasn’t a porn site, and that his intelligence was in danger of being exposed for the tiny, underfed thing it is.
@Batman
“I think he might have run away. Realized this wasn’t a porn site, and that his intelligence was in danger of being exposed for the tiny, underfed thing it is”…hahahaha…too true…although if hugdaddy is anything to go by I’d say he’ll be back…probably just some spotty teenager…a relatively harmless beasty in the scheme of things but it still needs to know that if you play with fire it just might burn you…this is a situation where I’d turn to Ships Cat for advice…play with the mouse before you eat it…
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Of course I think you’re a decent human being…just don’t let the turkeys get you down…
@Batman
“You are, as always, inspiring.’
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Thanks Batman….that is absolutely the best compliment anyone could pay me :)
My intention on this site has always been about protecting kids from religous indoctrination. My intense interest in protecting them from sick predators has been around for many years now. Pansy, along with her best friend human…Andrew Vachss, has always given me unfailing inspiration as far as that goes. So maybe your compliment should go to Andrew Vachss…not me.
RAmen
And I really don’t have any shame about plugging Vachss as much as I do. I do, however try to wait for an appropriate opportunity …so thanks to Thumper and Alchemist for producing one here. It’s like being thirsty in the desert and being given a nice large jug of cool clean water :)
Hail Eris :)
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 18th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
“I’d turn to Ships Cat for advice…play with the mouse before you eat it…”
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Ships Cat is very wise….maybe you shouldn’t send it off to Mamma Chinee restaurant after all?
Ooops….can’t help myself now ;)
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http://www.vachss.com/vachss/credentials.html
Arrgghh….wrong link!
Try this one instead:
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http://www.vachss.com/vachss/ca_2003_autobio.html
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5 posts and counting…..bugga :(
@Wenchy
“Ships Cat is very wise….maybe you shouldn’t send it off to Mamma Chinee”…Ships Cat is safe again for now…the deal fell through…Mamma Chinee refused to take peking mixed wabbit bits off the menu…I find that sort of thing offensive…perhaps I’ll let the cat out if Arse shows up again…stoopid arse…
Thumper…Woof….*wags stumpy tail*….you haven’t yet seen a picture of me!
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http://www.vachss.com/dogs/av_dogs/pansy.html
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Everyone always tells me what a nice coat I have *wag wag*
I really am just a big overgrown puppy though……unless…. I’ve picked the scent of a lowlife or even better a couple of lowlives. Oh and I don’t eat cats or wabbits…*wag wag*
Woof……woof woof :)
Do you eat skunks, Pansy? I hope not! I want to be your friend so please realize I won’t spray you.
Woof…woof woof Flower :)
No skunks…only two legged ones if they are causing my friend grief…grrrr…..drools..grrr. Cute animal ones give me bad breath…or so he reckons. :)
Sniff..sniff… Flower smells ok….I will be your friend….woof….wag wag….woof woof
THIS IS GREAT, IM SO IMPRESSED! JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE AND I READ YOUR WHOLE SITE. CLASSIC, COMEDY!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP? ME AND SOME FRIENDS WOULD LIKE TO BECOME MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
LET US KNOW ASAP
CHRIS GUTTERIDGE
YOu just did Chris - welcome aboard matey!
Check out the chat function later (no-one around at the mo!)
@Flower
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
@Pansy
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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Meow!
]:)
Pansy? Pansy?… *whistle* come here girl?
Gooood girl ….what?… yes I know it’s got strange purple hair and an a sassy attitude but you promised Thumper you wouldn’t eat it!! What? OK… I suppose you can play with it a bit then…try and be gentle..you remember what happened to the last cat friend you had! Come on…. in your bed now….goood grrrl
She just doesn’t know her own strength sometimes :)
Ships cat….can you keep that purrrring down a bit…she thinks you’re teasing her!
@Pansy
Meow! *insert dial tone as cat telephones Mamma Chinee regarding Szechuan Dog menu deficiency*
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]:)
She’s gone to sleep Ships Cat…I hope she doesn’t see that tomorrow…oh dear!
Oh dear
@Wenchy
You might wanna keep that woofing slobber factory on a leash Wenchy…Ships Cat may be small but he’s all claws and unpleasant disposition…I’d hate to see Pansy end up as crab pot bait…
Grrrrrrowwl….drool….grrrrrowwwl
@Chris Gutteridge
Welcome to the CoFSM. Please tell all your friends, they’re welcome too. One small nag: the extensive capitalisation doesn’t go down very well with most of us. If you’ve read much on our site you’ll know that that is the way the fundies often behave themselves (no probs for your one-time burst of enthousiasm of course).
Hi Chris Gutteridge. You and your mates will be made welcome here!
RAmen
(ditto about the caps lock though - aargh! It blinds, it blinds! :) )
that “myserious sand formation” is just some douche drawing in the sand u douche bags!
honestly u dont actualy belive do you wankers?
@Joshman
Welcome new troll. At least I assume troll from your mastery of English spelling.
hmm Joshman. Good try! You’ve mixed American English (douche bag) with English English (wankers) though :) Spelling mistakes and AOL speek r ok but a bit contrived!
6/10 - cud tri harder!
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 7:24 am
“You might wanna keep that woofing slobber factory on a leash”
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It’s OK Thumper, Pansy was only visiting CoFSM so I could introduce while she was over at my place visiting. She’s now gone back to where she belongs to continue her day to day work. She doesn’t really have time to play with Ships Cat, as she has important work to do elsewhere. :))
@Joshman
“honestly u dont actualy belive do you wankers”
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Joshman can you define belive for us? Thanks so much :)
Hello
@Xander168
Hello Xander :)
Church is mostly deserted at this time of day (night)….except for the sometimes presence of those of us from the future. :)
@Joshman Mar 21st, 2007 at 8:28 pm
“honestly u dont actualy belive do you wankers?”
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If “belive” is in fact short for “believe”, well of course we do Joshman…what makes you ask?
RAmen
To Joshman… join us and we’ll teach you to spell! Plus there’s the scantily-clad wenches as well; don’t forget that.
Wench Beth:
“Mauricio, do you realize the honor you have just received? You have been blessed by Prophet Bobby!! The FSM’s right hand man!! Praise His Noodly Name!! ”
Surely you mean his right noodly appendage man?
Yes, of course, Shinysheep, you are right. My brain took a quick nap at that moment. Thank you for the correct and I hope His Noodliness will forgive me.
I have been deeply touched by the FSM. I see this, and I cry beautiful salty tears of saltiness and beauty. Let us hope he continues to communicate with us.
RAmen.
I am the son of the spagetti monster! I demand you all to eat more pasta.
@Pansy: it is quite a while, but I just noticed that you have cropped ears! Poor doggie, I always cry if I see puppies with cropped ears. Do they still do this to dogs in your country? This is so cruel…. humans can be so stupid!!!!!!!!! :’(
Hi Enya
Agree about cropping :((
The dog on my link here doesn’t have cropped ears.
Add to that docked tails! At long last the Kennel Club have banned it - no dog born after the ban will be eligible for entry into KC shows if they have a docked tail!
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Although mine’s going to be bloody muzzled if he doesn’t calm down - my hands look like I’ve stuck them in a meat grinder!
Sorry Nikkiee, it looked like it ;) There are people in the US who would do surgery on their babies noses if they don’t like them ;)
@Alchemist: maybe you should feed him once in a while…. or aren’t there any ID’s around?
@Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 9:34 am
“Sorry Nikkiee, it looked like it ;)”
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Dog in my new link Enya (last post)…but yeah Pansy’s tail is cropped :((
Hi Alchemist :)
I change the links on my name fairly often :))
“but yeah Pansy’s tail is cropped”
Err…ears are cropped *goes to get another drink*
If it’s just a little, at least it doesn’t lead to back problems… but still stupid, though, don’t you think? I can’t understand why they still allow it with hunting dogs, makes no sense! Sorry, I get so overexcited, I am a DVM and temporarily (!) live in the states and it slowly drives me mad!
Hi Nikkiee :))
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Enya - try not feeding the little bugger! He steals as well - also eats plants, invertebrates, amphibians - basically anything slower than him. The excuse “he’s only a puppy” is starting to get painful :)
@Enya
“I am a DVM”
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Do tell?
I’m a AW :)
And where is everyone tonight/today?
Enya
Woof…woof woof
‘notha different link :)
What’s an AW?? Not familiar with that.
@Enya - the docking of tails was *supposedly* for the safety of the dog - terriers in particular. These dogs went to ground and it was thought that the tail might get caught up in tree roots etc - was also thought that the tail was a vulnerable target for the prey animal.
Load of bollocks IMHO!
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Nikkiee
@Enya
“I am a DVMâ€
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Do tell?
I’m a AW :)
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I’m an angel *with wings!*
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Often quiet around this time - for the USAians it’s from 0950 - 1250 - It warms up in a couple of hours :)
Mind you - it goes mad when I’ve gone to bed - damn these timezones =))
Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 10:42 am
“What’s an AW?? Not familiar with that.”
AW=Aussie Wench :))
Your turn…..what is a DVM? :)
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@Alchemist
“Mind you - it goes mad when I’ve gone to bed”
I thought that only applied to my side of the planet :)
And just remember you borrowed those wings from me! Is ok though…. they gave me a new pair :p
This link…what my friends do :))
Woof…woof woof…wag wag wag wag…
@Alchemist: I know those excuses, totally nonsense. The only breed who injures his tail on a regular basis is the Great Dane (too long and thin, often trapped in doors) and that’s never cropped. And in dogs used for dogfight it made sens (if any sense at all!) to cut the ears:target and bleeding.
So, enough of that, more humor again! (DVM = Vet, but it could also stand for Divine Vonderful… okay I stop trying)
“dogs used for dogfight”
Grrrr…..snarl…grrr
My friends and I don’t like those people :((
Grrrrrrr………drool…..snarl….
Sorry, Pansy, don’t think about that, Here’s a goodie, good girl!!
I like vets…woof…cept when they are coming toward me with shiny things in their hands :((
Woof :(
Enya
“Here’s a goodie, good girl!!”
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Wag wag wag wag wag
Roofmen
I know, lot of your fellas hate me, used to this ;) but usually the cats are more vengeful, dogs are easier to bribe. But I like anyone who doesn’t have more than 4 legs (with ecxeption of our Holiness, of course)
Hi everyone
Have you guys seen this?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2
Enya
What came first…the chicken or the egg?
Enya
“But I like anyone who doesn’t have more than 4 legs”
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hahahaha…hehehehe :))
@bill Mar 30th, 2007 at 11:59 am
“Have you guys seen this?”
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Hi Bill :))
Yeah…have seen that (think it was a Navigation Spider post where I first saw it….thanks Spider :) The issue seems to be quite the talk of the town at mo :)
Nice to meet you Enya :)) and welcome :)
I’m Botany/Molec Bio…and it’s now 4.30am here…so I’ll leave you with this
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http://www.scq.ubc.ca/?p=613
Ramen
@Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 11:57 am
“but usually the cats are more vengeful”
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Ships Cat…..hahahahahaha!
Bed!
Enya - gotcha re. DVM - very different over here (UK). Most “Doctors” (medical) are Bachelors (MBBS or MBChB etc) as are vets and dentists. Different education system :)
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We tended to specialise post 16 (most folks take 3 -5 A’Levels from 16 to 18). That’s changing now! Maybe a good thing?
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I knew what I wanted to do at 16 - science - many don’t.
A more general education makes sense?
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When I was at school we had to take;
languages (I did English, French (compulsory), Latin and English Lit)
Humanities (History and Geography)
Science (maths, physics, chemistry and biology);
and art subject was music :)
(I got an F in one (the rest were pretty good:)) - have a guess which one? - clue - I wasn’t remotely interested - now I am)
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Suddenly we specialise - the jump from O’Level (I was one of the last years to take them) to A’Level was enormous) Most was based upon exam results as well (love exams - can do sweet F all for ages and then just cram - suited me down to the ground :))
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Four legs good - two legs bad!
Actually studied in Germany, so I have no idea what you are talking about :D different system, too. But I think earlier specializing like in Austria isn’t that bad. I was always quite sure what I wanted to do.
u guys are the gayest ppl on the planet and i hope u all get cancer
Go play hide and go fuck yourself. u ppl are the gayest shait i have ever seen.
Go catch gay aids and fckin die
@ i did ur mom”
Hi dad!
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@u guys suck”
Could I catch me some of them non-gay AIDS?
Just wondering?
@ Peter - Why is it that these punks feel the need to show up and lower the overall IQ of the site? Makes my head hurt, feeling the IQ getting sucked out… ;)
Hi Rowdy, It’s all part of the master plan.
Bush and Co. send there best fundies here,
They belittle us, and we conform.
Can’t you see how well the plan is working?
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And oh yeah, it helps me smile at times.
Ramen
It’s going to affect them eventually though. In ten years they’ll be on the street. Conversation goes like this:
Stupid guy (i did ur mom): Miss, can u plss give me money?
Fabulously succesful me: Oh, I’m sorry, are you adressing me?
(i did ur mom): I won’t use it for drugs….
Me: Oh! I remember you now! You’re that idiot who interupted the thread back a few years ago. I’m not sorry, you deserve everything you got. (walks away)
Him: ……
Or something like that.
hahahaha, Good one L’TUAE.
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You forgot to add, as you are walking away….
“He says”…. yo bietch, shove some oars up ur arse….
@ Peter - I conform outwardly - easier to stay out of jail, where I won’t do me or anyone any good. But, until they have thought police I will be non-conformist to the core!
@ Dread Wench - RAmen! Love it!