Hi, Bobby. I’ve enjoyed your site, and appreciate your moral goal and Swiftian efforts.
While travelling in France I visited the Dune du Pyla, the highest sand dune in Europe. It was a beautiful place and walking the length of it was peaceful and meditative — all the more so when I drew, er, found this holy spot. (See photo.)
-David Baucom
-Charlotte, NC
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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u guys are the gayest ppl on the planet and i hope u all get cancer
Go play hide and go fuck yourself. u ppl are the gayest shait i have ever seen.
Go catch gay aids and fckin die
@ i did ur mom”
Hi dad!
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@u guys suck”
Could I catch me some of them non-gay AIDS?
Just wondering?
@ Peter - Why is it that these punks feel the need to show up and lower the overall IQ of the site? Makes my head hurt, feeling the IQ getting sucked out… ;)
Hi Rowdy, It’s all part of the master plan.
Bush and Co. send there best fundies here,
They belittle us, and we conform.
Can’t you see how well the plan is working?
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And oh yeah, it helps me smile at times.
Ramen
It’s going to affect them eventually though. In ten years they’ll be on the street. Conversation goes like this:
Stupid guy (i did ur mom): Miss, can u plss give me money?
Fabulously succesful me: Oh, I’m sorry, are you adressing me?
(i did ur mom): I won’t use it for drugs….
Me: Oh! I remember you now! You’re that idiot who interupted the thread back a few years ago. I’m not sorry, you deserve everything you got. (walks away)
Him: ……
Or something like that.
hahahaha, Good one L’TUAE.
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You forgot to add, as you are walking away….
“He says”…. yo bietch, shove some oars up ur arse….
@ Peter - I conform outwardly - easier to stay out of jail, where I won’t do me or anyone any good. But, until they have thought police I will be non-conformist to the core!
@ Dread Wench - RAmen! Love it!
This is obviously a sign from his Noodliness!! *nudgenudge*
Pastafarians, arise!!