I’ve read some of the posts that you pea brained losers have come up with as to available scientific data and you are just full of shit. You obviously haven’t read anything by William Dembski and fail to consider the abundance of evidence as to ID being as valid a scientific theory as evolution.
http://www.idnet.com.au/files/pdf/Message%20theory.PDF
According to your own press you believe that the universe was created by spagetti which is a theory of ID anyway. ID makes no claim as to what intelligence created humanity and the world although most sensible people know this to be God. Moreover, Atheists fail to consider such abundance of evidence such as stigmata, appearance of the virgin at Fattima and other occurances reported by relyable witnesses. Since when is it that only a scientist is able to make and record an observation? Scientists are more biased then anyone closing off their minds to any possibility of divinity.
You should all just get fucked!
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Oops forgot the “us” bit
@Innocent Bystander
“us others” And what “we” will do.”
Do tell obnoxious puffed up toadfish? Do tell us about “us others”?
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@SaucyWench
RAmen Saucy
Those of us who have gotten to know you a little, know what a decent, intelligent, warm and compassionate person you are.
Again RAmen to you
Nice reply Saucy!
I have copied it to my file for all things FSM related :)
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Rowdy - good response - what a toerag!
Feel free to speak for me - you seem to be doing fine :D
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Hi Nikkiee - how goes it on the flip side?
Oh, and Aristotle -why do you have to speak in the third person? Is it a Philosopher thing? We didn’t do any grammar in school (I bet you can tell!)- what is the second person?
@The Pastafarians
RAmen to all your criticisms of Wrath.
@Wrath
‘We’ (speaking for the Western world) aren’t losing the Iraq war.
Iraq and the world are losing the Iraq war.
A study of casualties will show you that the main cause of death in Iraq is Iraqi on Iraqi murder in a covert Sunni/Shia civil war.
@Rowdy
Ha Ha Ha. Innocent Bystander doesn’t know who us is!
Let’s keep it that way.
He/She thinks we’re just a bunch of random passers by and doesn’t realise that Pastafarianism is a bona fide organised religion.
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RAmen.
Well, hello there Innocent Bystander. What’s this? You branching out? I thought you were Wench Nikkiee’s personal troll!
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You really do post some of the most humorous comments. Every day I trawl the site to see what little gems of Swiftian satire you’ve deposited for the enjoyment of us mere mortals!
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Pip pip old chap or chapess.
Booty
“…We didn’t do any grammar in school (I bet you can tell!)- what is the second person?”
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Normally the second person is active while the third person is watching! Although variations do exist where the third person joins in. You need a steady hand and good coordination to pull it off though!
Thank you all for your kind words. Once again, this site has caused me to figure out a little bit more about who I am and what I believe. I think if/when I ever go to a high school reunion I could say, “See, I turned out alright after all. You probably remember me as a rudderless stoner and underachiever of Ignatowski proportions, but I’m different now. The people at CoFSM like me. They really do. I don’t need your approval any more. @%&$ off!”
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Ok, I guess that wouldn’t be good to say. Only in my fantasies, I guess. Bastards.
Saucy,
The popular culture impression we are given off High School is that if you aren’t ’somebody’ and ’somebody’ means cheerleader or first team footballer, you’re nobody and treated like scum.
Surely that’s not actually true. America can’t be as bad as Hollywood portrays it.
Captain Noodulous,
Oh, yes it can. I was a cheerleader in 8th grade. I was popular and generally having a good time. In ninth grade I didn’t make the cheerleading team. I tried basketball, and didn’t make that team either. That is particularly funny because I’m only 4′ 10″ tall. Anyway, I did cross country for a couple of years until I stopped during a 10-mile run when I saw a friend at the end of her driveway. We smoked a joint, and I pretty much maintained a state of constant alteration of consciousness through creative chemical use for 9 years after that. That, of course led to all kinds of insanity, including becoming trapped in a parking garage with a Mohawk-haired punk-rocker friend named Eddie. We were too stoned to figure out how to get out. Anyway, I digress. Eventually I got arrested for a DUI in which I totaled two cars.
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I have often wondered if my path would have been radically different if I had made the cheerleading team, or the National Honor Society, for that matter. I had the intellect and grades to be invited to join, but they told me that I was “not their type of person.” They were right, of course, by that time.
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The hurt of that time was so profound that I have never gone back for a reunion. I really do have fantasies of telling them all to get bent. I do realize that my perception of the whole thing was filtered through my experiences and beliefs, and that I brought much of what happened upon myself.
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This was in an small, quiet, New England town in the late 70’s and early 80’s. I can only imagine what it must be like to try to go to high school now in a big American city. I should count my blessings.
Oh boy - does that sound familiar! Well, apart from the cheerleading and I’m (quite) a bit taller! My ex was 5′ 2″ - it can be a pain! Especially supermarkets! I’m not short but no 6 footer either (5′ 10″ if I cheat) but I can’t reach some of the shelves!
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“becoming trapped in a parking garage with a Mohawk-haired punk-rocker friend named Eddie. We were too stoned to figure out how to get out.”
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Wahahahahahaha - I once was reduced to screaming for help because I couldn’t find the door in a toilet! Suffice to say I was off my tits :)
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Wish I could grow-up! (do I hell)
Wow Saucy. You’ve had an (errm) exciting life.
Straightened out now?
Captain - don’t you think that the nicest, most interesting people have (mostly) been through some shit?
Captain, you don’t know the half of it. I’ve been told many times that I should write a book. I’m boringly straightened out now. It’s been 19 years since I imbibed in anything. My mouth still waters at the mention of the word “tequila,” though. I’m one of the very lucky ones. Most people cannot escape the bonds of addiction. I actually wrote my college thesis on spiritual recovery from addiction. I don’t know why I have been able to stay away from alcohol and drugs for as long as I have, but I think it has to do with having had a series of profound spiritual awakenings.
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For you Christians out there… Yes, I was introduced to the Christian God through AA, and my recovery began with that basic concept. (AA was founded on Christian ideology.) However, I quickly abandoned that and moved on to find my own form of spirituality. What needed to happen was for my true self to awaken, not necessarily to find your God. Thanks for letting me borrow the concept on my way, though.
Hey, You won’t believe what just happened! My 15 year-old daughter was outside waiting for my 16 year-old daughter to come out so they could both go somewhere. The 16 year old asked me, “Mom, who are those people outside?” I looked outside and saw a woman and a young lady talking to my daughter. I figured they were either Jehovah’s Witnesses, or the woman was the mother of one of my daughter’s friends and something horrible had happened.
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I went outside and asked if everything was alright, and that was when I saw the pamphlets. My daughter took the opportunity to extricate herself, and I told the lady that she might as well just go because we’re not interested.
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The best part is my daughter said, “I was having fun! They were reading scripture to me and I was trying not to laugh.” It really ticks me off a little, though, that these people came up to my daughter and initiated their evangelizing. What would they do if I showed up at their house with my wenchy outfit on and started spouting off about midgets and beer volcanos? They’d probably call the police. Bitches.
Hi Saucy - you know my history. I’ve given the booze up a few times and I steer well clear of coke these days. Weed though! I like the odd doobie - stops me thinking! Believe me, that’s good! When I start to analyse things I’m in trouble. Serious trouble!
Mind you, this daughter is a vegetarian on ethical grounds, and she’s a member of a diversity awareness group at her school. Last week she went with the Peace Club at her school to New York City to participate in several rallies with Amnesty International. She was voted MVP of the math team, and her vocabulary includes the word ’sesquipedalian.’ I thought I had to rescue her, but those people never stood a chance with her. She was toying with them. I’m so proud.
Alchemist, when you start to analyze things, we’re ALL in trouble!
Saucy,
Why do you think people wouldn’t be pleased to see you round their house in a wenches outfit?
I send witnesses away but any wenches turn up here and they’re welcome.
sesquipedalian - cool. I’ve never heard that word before.