Mock all you want, you will come to regret it before moments of your death.
-srv
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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*Mock all you want* WHY DO THAT FSM RULES, EVERYBODY PUTTIN THE GREAT FSM DOWN SHOLD BE KILLED…
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@Spaghetti Killer
If that is supposed to make us feel happy to have you on our side then you are mistaken.
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*Mock all you want*
The only regret I may have will be if i dont bring enough 5 dollar bills for all the strippers.
That and i will probably spend every night over the toilet thanks to the beer volcano.
May his noodliness bless me and all believers
Ramen
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What a well-planned, scientifically backed, educated reply to our completely reasonable truths! Sauce be with you.
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in reply to Mr SRV,
Nope, i seriously wont. as i have the promise of Beer and Strippers :P
Mr G
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YOUR A DICK
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YOUR A DICK
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Hmm, why would I regret going to a heaven with a stripper factory and a beer valcano?
rAmen
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HA! No stripper factory or beer volcano for you! Hahahahahahahahaha!
I shall mock you gleefully!
**mock**
RAmen!
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Hahahahaha!!!! MOCK MOCK *mock*. It’s dumb people like you who sped up my conversion to Pastafarianism.
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@Spagatelli
Welcome to you as a new convert. May you be touched by His noodly appendages.
RAmen
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Y’know, I think I, as an agnostic, will do just that. Ramen from now on!
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Ahh Hell,.. was proven on australian TV in the show QUANTUM before or conservative xtian govt came to power that if it exists its actually cooler in temperature than heaven based on “factual” biblical evidence.
If we’re burning,.. they’re vapourised….
To FSM Heaven, where smoking booze caffiene and fast food actually make you look sexier, healthier
and instead of 72 virgins,.. 72 women who know what they’re doing… and do it well..
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I love these people who think they’re omniscient. I love it.
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Yawn all i’m going to regret before i die is not living enough………. Not that i bowed down to some aggressive turd and believed what he believes so he’ll go away.
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RAmen to that Steve! (From a wench who knows what she is doing ;) )
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WOOOH, now’I'm scared to death….
But seriously, I’m not going to regret anything when I’m death.
RAmen
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Believe you have to consider all aspects in the current economic climate – personally do no think we have seen the full extent of the recesssion, so would be cautious in considering.
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