Mock all you want, you will come to regret it before moments of your death.
-srv
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Welcome to you as a new convert. May you be touched by His noodly appendages.
RAmen
Y’know, I think I, as an agnostic, will do just that. Ramen from now on!
Ahh Hell,.. was proven on australian TV in the show QUANTUM before or conservative xtian govt came to power that if it exists its actually cooler in temperature than heaven based on “factual” biblical evidence.
If we’re burning,.. they’re vapourised….
To FSM Heaven, where smoking booze caffiene and fast food actually make you look sexier, healthier
and instead of 72 virgins,.. 72 women who know what they’re doing… and do it well..
I love these people who think they’re omniscient. I love it.
Yawn all i’m going to regret before i die is not living enough………. Not that i bowed down to some aggressive turd and believed what he believes so he’ll go away.
RAmen to that Steve! (From a wench who knows what she is doing ;) )