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@burn again christian Mar 10th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
“we all came from adam and steveâ€
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Adam and Steve? The guys in number 47 with the poodle?
No problem PFY - have a good party :)
@Batman- well done on the soapbox! very well done arguments with just the right amount of cursing.
@PFY- er, can’t say I agree with you, ’bout anything really so far, but welcome to the site. Debating with someone who sticks around is a special occasion here.
Would like to comment on the passages you mentioned (Ezekiel prophesies)
That’s really f***ed up. Why in the world would a *loving* god go and do that crap to a bunch of innocent people? Why would you worship someone who would do that? Repeating someone here, but if your god were a human he’d get the death penalty like (snap) that. And talk about the ego thing. Seriously, I want an answer to that question. Do you support him killing those people or something?
To Thomas of Toano… you are right, of course. Hope I didn’t come off sounding too aggressive in the beginning; I’m on your side!
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To everyone else… there is no god, there are only selfish, greedy people who invented him (and his subsequent religions) to control the masses. Anyone who believes otherwise needs to have their head smacked with a wet spaghetti noodle; i.e., one of His Noodly Appendages.
Welcome Curious/Prayer person.
Always nice to hear from a poster that can spell.
Cool video By the way!
I love all that mayhem the lord created, (even if he says it’s Satan’s work, we all know better) brings me closer to him everyday!
I say… I can’t wait for the Revelation to complete itself!
I’m sure I’m one of the, what was it? 144 good ones, something like that.
I’m just picking on you, no harm intended.
I’m just not used to having good God fearing people on this site. Yes, I know some good intelligent Christians.
Just not used to them here.
Ramen
@Dread Wench
*sheepish… sorry about the double rant. Having some crappy times here with work (soon to be over!!) and the stress level has really lowered my tolerance for bullshit. Or at least, what I happen to think of as bullshit. No more soapboxes, I promise. Although, giggling over the “just the right amount of cursing” remark… I try super hard not to swear as a general rule… you can gauge my ire or tiredness by how many times I neglect to star the f**king curses. =)
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@Wench Beth
A big YES to your last post. *clapping… while I understand that good people can be religious, I have an issue with the way they express that goodness. And I think that the good individuals would be good anyways and should just throw away their bibles and continue to be wonderful people. The church is dangerous.
@PFY
First off, I’m typing this as I read so apologies for any repeats.
“I suggest reading a Ezekiel 38-39 to evaluate it yourself.†I went to Hebrew school for 8 years—trust me, I read the blasted bible. And yes, the world seems like a shitty place—but it seemed like a shitty place back in the middle ages too, I’m sure, and yet here we are. Frankly I think rather then giving it up as doomsday, washing our hands of it and ‘leaving it to God’, we should do something ourselves to fix the messes we’ve made. (Basically, what Batman said—it’s only a hopeless situation if you decide it is!)
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“It is open to all.†It most certainly is. And we’ve all been aware of this practically since the day we were born, because you can’t seem to AVOID hearing about Christ! (‘Parently a priest dropped by to see my mom after I was born. Shame she’s not Christian!) So if we wanna choose your path, we will. Don’t need your help making up our minds.
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“this includes those who are like-minded but especially those Jesus came to redeem.†Thought Jesus came to redeem EVERYONE? Or are homosexuals one notch lower on the ‘good-people’ scale?
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In all seriousness, thanks for understanding that no one’s about to convert here. That automatically makes you smarter then a lotta our other guests! (‘burn again christian’ for example…though they’re a troll from the looks of it.)
Morning pirates and wenches!
Sorry, yesterday sort of passed me by in a hungover daze - oops!
Thanks for the link, and sorry for making you all unnecessary Spider!
@ Wench Beth - thanks - I will take you up on that when I next persuade myself to buy something!
@ PFY - I am sure you think you are being all reasonable and kind, but really, we dont want it! And I think you need to open your eyes a bit about this god you are believing in.
I have a question for ye, me hearties (sorry, I know it’s not september 19 but I couldn’t help myself). Is there anything like Pastafarian Gospel Music? If so, where can I find it? If not, I must be the first one to have written a song in this genre. I’ll give you the chorus:
Pastasfari
Pastafari pirates,
We’ve been touched by your
Noodly appendage
Lord of all thy meaty balls
And spicy sauce will be
Forever in our heartburns
I’m currently thinking of two more songs: ‘My monster is an awesome monster’ and ‘What a friend we have in Bobby’. Do you like these ideas and will you spend a lot of dosh on my Pastafarian Gospel Album, to be released shortly before 9/19?
May the Sauce be with you
@Long John Saliva Mar 11th, 2007 at 7:46 am “I have a question for ye, me hearties (sorry, I know it’s not september 19 but I couldn’t help myself). Is there anything like Pastafarian Gospel Music? If so, where can I find it?”
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You’ll find those in the “Hymns and Songs” section of the venganza discussion forum, which you can acces through the “Worship” section of this here page.
Hi Jean. How’s it going?
Woohoo - England 26 France 18. I know you’re not French but, hell, I’ve got to get it out of my system :)
Between Ireland and England now for the Six Nations. Bring on the dancing girls!
Closest 6 nations in years… good fun, even better for beating the French…
I like:
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4/ we all came from adam and steve
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Fuck the Da Vinci Code. The big big big secret the church is holding back is that the first family was a gay family.
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RAmen.
@ Nav.Spider. Close game though! Still, in the end, we won!
Hi Spider :) Your link gives an error I’m afraid!
@Alchemist Mar 11th, 2007 at 10:47 am “Hi Jean. How’s it going?
Woohoo - England 26 France 18. I know you’re not French but, hell, I’ve got to get it out of my system :)”
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My lack of knowledge of rugby gives you an idea of infinity… but this goes for about ANY sport: darts, golf, cricket, crocket, snooker, dwarf-tossing, caber-tossing, swamp-swimming, quicksand-running, you name it. I still can’t imagine Bill S. singing those rugbysongs…
@ Wench Beth
No you never seemed agressive to me…just of a slightly different viewpoint.
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@PFY
Doesn’t the New Testament have another version of Judas’s fate than besides him hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus?
I seem to remember that the other version has him taking the money he recieved,buying a fertile field with it,living well and getting fat,than one day tripping in that field and splitting his gut on a sharp stone.
Am I right or not?
See you guys tomorrow.
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RAmen
@Thomas of Toano Mar 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm “Doesn’t the New Testament have another version of Judas’s fate than besides him hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus? I seem to remember that the other version has him taking the money he recieved,buying a fertile field with it,living well and getting fat,than one day tripping in that field and splitting his gut on a sharp stone.”
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Sounds nice, do you want to add some more Apocryphal Gospels? I’ve taken a quick look at the four Canonical Gospels, and only Mathew (Matheus) seems to speak about Judas’ ending. The field involved is that which was bought by the priests (after a repented Judas had thrown the money into the temple) to make it a buryground for strangers.
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In the Acts you’ll find that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Some people like to combine both: apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then, at some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped from it and fell to the rocks below and burst open… a sloppy job, so to speak…
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It would be a nice idea to add some more popular beliefs: since very few people actually READ the bible, this should be manageable, the way of urban legends!
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RAmen to you Wenches and Pirates!
@Batman- no really, the soapbox thing is good! Gives people a chance to vent the brain before it clogs up with grimy muck and gunpowder and explodes. I try to limit my cursing around parents, friends who don’t like it, and school, but I really like the minor curses for expressing myself^_^ and sometimes I slip up (school for instance :(
@ Thomas of Toano
“Doesn’t the New Testament have another version of Judas’s fate than besides him hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus?”
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You’re absolutely correct;
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Acts 1:18 “Now this man (Judas) acquired a field with the reward of his wickedness; and falling headlong, he burst open in the middle and all his bowels gushed out.”
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Would the truth now reveal him/herself :)
RAmen!