@$#% you!!!!!!

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever” live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes” in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-greg



858 Responses to “@$#% you!!!!!!”

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  1. Logic? says:

    I do think logically, the only possible explination is that the FSM created the universe. When you are going to try and insult people, please learn to spell correctly.

  2. Buzz says:

    Greg, you get the point exactly…religeon has ruined MANY lives. Your only hope, and the hope of us all, is to renounce ALL religeon. There is NO GOD. Good for you! You renounce the FSM, now, go ONE GOD FURTJHER, and renounce your own! Congratulations on your inspiring words! You are one step closer to your own salvation, and have no doubt brought forth the light of atheistic redemption to others! Rock on!

  3. Red DutchPasta Kidd says:

    Greg, because I think logically I joined this church. It’s really the only logical thing to do.

  4. dantes_torment says:

    “How can a flying spaghetti “whatever” live or make something?”
    How can a big, narcissistic, egotistical “whatever” in white robes with a beard live or make something?
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    “If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I?”
    We have said countless times that we’re not made in our gods image; it’s too perfect a form. If you would do about three minutes of research you would know that. But even so, what about bacteria? Does your tainted mind see no resemblance there to our Noodly SAvior? We are, however, designed after him on a more basic level. You are made of DNA, I assume. Look at DNA sometime; it looks like long strands of ‘noodles’(DNA) wrapped around some ‘meatballs’(histones). Look at an even more basic level, to the most fundamental thing you can get to: strings/branes of Sting Theory. Just look; tiny vibrating noodles.
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    “you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives.”
    Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, the Dark Ages. What about the whole murderous spree Mohammad went on at the very beginning of Islam? That’s just physical ‘ruining’. Our religion is the only one, except maybe Buhddism depending on how you look at it, that has not ever harmed one person.
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    “Y is there pirates in ur religion?”
    I’ll ignore the grammar and spelling and total lack of understanding of the english language for now. Why are there saints in your religion? What kind of stupid religion makes guys who use three-leafed clovers as explanations of god into their history? And those twelve disciples? Why weren’t they wearing eyepatches?
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    “I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard.”
    let’s see: us, spelling and grammar; you, none. Us, coherent, loogical arguments; you none. Yes, of course it’s plausible for you to tell us we have mental disabilities for believing in na religion far more logical than yours,
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    “This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people.”
    Again with the secret millions of people whose lives we have ruined! You are blaspheming the Flying Spaghetti Monster and will burn in Las Vegas, er, hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people.
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    “I don’t know ne1 who “believes” in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    If no one believes in our religion, whose lives are we ruining? Who says we want people to believe us like they believe others religions? Other religions ‘have mental disabilities’.

  5. Homo narrans says:

    I have to agree, FSMism is a state which can only be arrived at by logical deduction. the path of FSM is the only true cure to all of that religious nonsense out there, which destroys so many lives. i mean, invisible man in the sky who impregnates virgins and floods the world without leaving any evidence? what kind of illogical bullshit is that?

  6. Navigator Spider says:

    Greg, read books instead of frothing at the mouth quite so much. no-one claimed we’re made in his image, that would be silly. pirates are obviously his chosen since he has repaid humanities “war against pirates” with global warming, it’s all there in the graphs my friend.
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    as an aside how can we burn in hell for the “next eternity”? since eternity covers all time, how can you have a “next”? this would imply a cronologically linear progression which is patently impossible when set against eternity.
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    I’m alss curious how pastafarians, (a kind, all welcoming, non judgemental religion) have ruined peoples lives? as compared to ruining altar boys, homosexuals, free-thinkers, pagans, astronomers, scientists, philosophers, women, ethnic minorities, and anyone else who dared question, disagree or have the unfortunate problem of being born different to the arrogant, mysoginistic, corrupt, homophobic, xenophobic, luddite white, male, hitler youth that dominate christianity?
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    or to put it in words simple enough for you to understand, and maybe use again.
    Greg, ur so wrong, get f”£%”6

  7. nowis says:

    @ Greg
    If you happen to be a christian – please read the bible..
    1 Corinthians chapter 5
    “12 After all, do I have any business judging those who are outside [the Christian faith]? Isn’t it your business to judge those who are inside? 13 God will judge those who are outside. Remove that wicked man from among you.”
    If your not christian – it still is some good advice. Please straighten out your own bunch before you cast any more exclamation marks after us.

  8. the spaghetti shaman says:

    Isn’t five exclamation marks in a row meant to be a sign of a deranged mind? Hmmm… Greg has 30. Yep. Sounds about right.
    Peace out! Pastafarianism is accepting of all people, we try to love everyone and part of our philosophy is that you are free to believe whatever the hell you like, just don’t shove it down anyones throats is all. We are not ruining lives. We don’t even try to come to your website and insult you.
    May you be touched by his noodly appendage, Greg.
    RAmen

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