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Are you kidding me, wenches love the FSM!
I didn’t think I said anything to the contrary. I’m just saying that we need to do more to get the word out. Like canvas mall parking lots and put flyers in the windsheilds of cars that have Darwin Fish or Freedom From Religion bumper stickers. Those are the people most likely to join the CotFSM and I think a targeted approach like that would bring in a lot of converts.
I don’t know why Spider, but I thought you were another Aussie! – Too much grog, obviously! There do seem to be quite a few of us around the UK :)
I want a pirate ship and lots of other stuff too – but I am just greedy!
I’m from crappy old NJ, myself…don’t know of anyone else who’s aware of the mighty FSM around here, sadly.
Anyone else in Indiana here?
@Josh the Pirate- I’ve tried putting up fliers in my school, but they aren’t “approved” and quite frankly I’m not willing to risk valadictorianship with suspension. I’ll keep trying though.
To Josh the Pirate…
>Whoops! Posting on here is NOT going to get us more wenchesâ€¦
Not true! Posting on this site will not only get you more wenches, it will get you INTELLIGENT, beautiful, buxom wenches who are Pastafarians like yourself! And they know how to wield a cutlass, too!
Who’s seen the pirate weatherman who predicted a cold snap in Tampa? They really DO have an effect!
Yay, really? I’m in Leicester.
The one good thing about Leicester is there actually is a pirate ship (well, a ship) that is used for worship (it’s a pub) which is perfect for pastafarians!
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