I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:
I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.
More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.
@Batman
Thank you I suppose…I’m not sure how amusing sliced bread can be…but maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough…in any event it’s funnier then Mr “Fu*k this Religion” so thanks again…
@Batman & Iron gill Kidd & Thumper & “fuck this religion”
What do you mean Jesus couldn’t fly? You mean “he didn’t fly, right”? Or do you mean he really couldn’t fly? Now, I’m really confused. Why are people worshipping someone who didn’t fly? Limited aspirations? Imagination? Even Superman can fly!
Oh Yea, I forgot. Bugs can fly too.
@Bill
ha ha ha ha… I thought the FSM levitated? Is that different from flying? Jesus couldn’t fly, but I thought someone said he could walk on water? Maybe it is simply a super-hero genre difference going on? Superman can fly, the original superhero who remains one of the most popular heroes… also comes from far away and has a father who is constantly watching over him. Ergo, Superman is a superhero for the Christians. Then you have the mutants, Wolverine et al, beginning life as humans but for one or two genetic abnormalities… they are kind of like Darwin’s superheroes. Then there are the angry men (The Punisher, The Hulk) who are just like you and me but get really really angry, so these would be more likely to be worshipped by religious extremists and terrorists. I could go on, but you probably didn’t want to hear all of this anyways. =S
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@Thumper
Sliced bread isn’t really really funny. I don’t know why but I use that expression for everything… I just like the idea of sliced bread being the epitome of… well… everything. Really, it is amazing stuff… it’s PRE-SLICED!! Think how many minutes you save per sandwich you make by not having to slice the bread and then wipe up the crumbs. Anyways, I think you are super funny, which was the point I was trying to (ineptly) make.
@Bill
I suppose JC could fly but if he’s living under ground as “Fu*k this religion” claims then I assume he doesn’t need to fly…I also suppose that just because the FSM can fly that it also doesn’t mean that the FSM can’t dig down to visit JC if he had the inclination…fascinating stuff…I just wish “Fu*k this religion” was here to add his thoughts into the mix…
@Bill
*snicker… “bugs can fly too.”
*first of all, please everyone ignore compete jackasses like “fuck this religion” becuase:
a. He dosen’t get it.
b. That makes him retarded.
c. He’s a Christian.
d. That makes him retarded.
Now on to more important matters, latetly I have been debating just how much ass of the IPU that the FSM should kick. I thought and I thought until I came up with a phenomenal idea…….. RAPE.
Now at first this might seem a bit rash but think about this one.
An average rape has 1…….. maybe 2 appendages involved and it leaves permanent mental and phisical scaring. (keep in mind I am in no way saying rape is a good thing) My point is this…… imagine rape with an INFINATE number of appendages. Now that’s talking rape. That will teach the IPU a lesson it will never forget.
Just a thought.
scribble, His morals may be flimsy, but not THAT flimsy. Remember the 8 I’d rather’s. It says something about only with consent… So He’d never ever do that.