Yeah, I know it’s satire. I’m an atheist, and I hate stupid, narrow-minded fundies as much as anyone. But honestly, this joke has run its course. People’s lives can actually get ripped apart by Pastafarianism, though I know you don’t really believe it. Not as many as by organized religion, but organized religion can’t really be stopped except by massive revolution, whereas Pastafarianism can be. It was funny for a while, but you don’t seem to realize (actually, some of you probably do) that no one cares anymore, that all the hate mail is faked. Stop laughing at the rest of the world, and realize that you’re not better than the people who post your hatemail; it’s a /joke/. And your religion has lost its humor. So shut up when talking to people you think are stupid. That was the /real /meaning of the “atheists are so arrogant” post. He was pointing out that /you/ were so arrogant in believing that there were really that many stupid people in the world. Some of you, I am now sure, know that all this hatemail is faked. Tell the others, and get everyone to stop acting such a fool.
RAmen,
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@Everyone
I’ve copied it all, with the edited AND non-edited versions of the pussy-episode, up to #55 (DanielJ’s last reply so far), but I MUST go get some sleep, so if someone could copy the posts into txt from #56… that would be great. Allthough I doubt we’ll be entitled to a second pussy-episode. And I don’t think you’ll make it till a Xmas Special either!
RAmen to you Wenches and Pirates!
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This whole invasion thing of that other blog is possibly the nicest thing I’ve ever seen here on the FSM. Alchemist will get a special place at the beer volcano for this great initiative. Let’s keep it up for a while. But then at some stage it could get even better by telling them and give them the link to this thread. If it is ever decided to do so, please announce that in advance here or through the yahoo email. I will want to witness that live! No matter if it is done at a time that is middle of the day for the US. I’ll probably get up in the middle of the night for that.
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@Alchemist Feb 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pm “that Marc fellow seems to have a thing about faggots HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
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He’s a Pirate, no? I thought it was Thumpies next character, found it terrific!??
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@DutchPastaGuy Feb 25th, 2007 at 7:36 pm “But then at some stage it could get even better by telling them and give them the link to this thread. If it is ever decided to do so, please announce that in advance here or through the yahoo email.”
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Hey! I was going to sleep, it’s three AM here now, I’m falling apart! Do this thing NOW, please!
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@Thumper – hahahahahahahahaha – Thumper too extreme! Wish Godhatesfags had a forum – you’d fit in there :)
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Batman – thought you were going to ask them to lay on hands to cure your masturbation practice. hahahahaha
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@Thumper
Do you know if it is really IP filtering? If so and you want to get back in let me know. A little IP spoofing etc could raise the fun level even further!
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Marc is going to seduce poor innocent Beckie.
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@Jean Bart – I think Marc is our very own oar smuggler :)
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I willingly confess, I don’t have the stomach for any of the above (just call me a prude or a goody-two-shoes) but, going back quite a few posts, I certainly did like Dutch Pasta Guy’s idea of moving America and Europe closer together:
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>Next time I speak to our Noodly Lord I’ll ask him to move Greenland and Iceland out of the way (those spoilt places with their nice cool climates, due to their viking heritage, I’m totally jealous of them) and move Europe and the North American continents a bit closer so that flights between them don’t take as long.
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I really want to meet ALL of you but no one lives anywhere near me. Oh, well, some day it will happen!
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@All Pirates
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Hey, they’re one post short: my #57 is their #56! Or I did something wrong, or they deleted a post!
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@JB
It’s up to Alchemist if he wishes to tell them. He created this things (bless!!). What do you thin Alchy, ever want to tell them?
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@Marc
HYA HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA… please do!!! That would be soooo fun! ROFL.
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Laying on hands will be in my response if you ask me about my personal demons…
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“You might choose today, this week, this month to not masturbate.. but then a month later end up doing it.. or heck even doing it in your sleep without knowing it..”
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This might be one of my most favorite quotes ever.
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@Marc McOar Feb 25th, 2007 at 7:42 pm “Marc is going to seduce poor innocent Beckie.”
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Oh no, I won’t survive that!
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@Marc
Beckie is pretty pure of intention… her body’s impulses are impure and she is looking for reassurance that she will still be able to find love in spite of her failings. I suggest you use this in your dealings with her.
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@ DutchPastaGuy
I’d love to go back.
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They cancelled my first log on so I re registered and then got the IP message…wabbit non gratia…alas Thumpie is a bit of a computer dummy and was at a loss as to what to do about these nasty Xtians censoring my antics…hardly a Xtian thing to do…
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God will no doubt punish them for censoring the wabbit but if you could help me punish them first it would be appreciated.
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DPG – thanks :) but it was the nutters at Principia Discordia
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php
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Who gave me the link to abuse :)
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Real praise goes to the Pirates who have caused six pages of thread to be abused talking about masturbation hahahahahaha
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Not to mention one of there senior posters from http://www.finalharvestministries.com
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hmmm – could be another outing there :) I was invited to join their yahoo group
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Aww, shit. They deleted my post about the faggots rotting in hell! I especially liked the line about killing all the innocent Negroes in Africa.
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@Thumper
AW! Poor rabbit!! I thought you were Marc… but clearly not.
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@All Wenches & Pirates
After the Grand Finale (I think we might call the Beckie-Marc duet so), and Alchemist having FSM Noodly Appendages touch the site, we also should copy the comments on THIS side, and make it a complete reportage (with “making of”!)
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how did you get an invite to final harvest ministries? Are they going to lay on their hands and give you a good ol’fashioned faith healing?
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DPG – Re venganza – have to be subtle with that :) they smell a few rats I think. I’m hiding behind a firewall and proxy so should be ok if they try to ping me. Perhaps someone should casually mention masturbation, sex, evolution and then ID? Then somebody can bring up the whole mockery of that is FSM – don’t forget though, if they come here they’ll see the posts and ban us all :(
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@Marc McOar Feb 25th, 2007 at 7:54 pm “Aww, shit. They deleted my post about the faggots rotting in hell! I especially liked the line about killing all the innocent Negroes in Africa.”
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Yep, I just found out, but I have it copied, I hav it all in txt!!!!!
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@Batman – I posted a prayer request a few weeks ago – about FSM – was hoping to tempt a few mouth foamers over. Got invited into their group – not joined yet – don’t want to sound too keen – I’m in for the long run :))
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@Alchemist
How come you got an invite to Final Harvest and I got banned!!! Clearly I’m a better Christian!!!
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What goes on at Final Harvest? Any free beer?
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@Thumper
Ok, are you accessing from work or home? If it is from home and you don’t get a static IP address from your provider it may be as simple as interrupting your internet connection and the re-establishing it. You may then get a different IP address asigned to you.
If you’re connecting from work or from a static home address then we’ll need a little more, but still quite possible.
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Ok, I will probably read your reply tomorrow as it is 2.20 AM here now. I just stayed on to make sure JB didn’t make any more moves towards Batman :) Luckily he was complaining about tiredness earlier than me. Haha, I’m one time zone behind you, you little brat!
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@Thumper
Probably… after they harvest the barley, they make it into beer, and they all get hammered.
@Alchemist
ha ha ha ha ha… nice. I want someone to post a prayer request for a casting out of the demon’s in Beckie.
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@DPG
I will hold myself pure ’till the day you come and rescue me from my ivory tower.
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Nights…
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Thumper – I’m an ex-christian mate – know the words to say that opens the door into the kingdom of heathen :)
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 8:11 pm “@DPG I will hold myself pure ’till the day you come and rescue me from my ivory tower. Nights…”
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I eat ivory towers for breakfast…
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C’mon, get the story on, I’m dying!
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Ok, really final post for me tonight
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“I will hold myself pure ’till the day you come and rescue me from my ivory tower.”
Uh, no, don’t do that. Read some of the older threads (or this one, look for ’sheep’ or ‘goat’). I thinks it’s the Pastafarian way to have extremely flimsy moral standards.
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@DPG
SWEET!! Sounds good… I was going to ask you what your stance on masterbation is… but I guess it’s a moot point.
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My Ivory Tower is severely cracked and has several leaks by now. =S
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@DutchPastaGuy Feb 25th, 2007 at 8:14 pm “Ok, really final post for me tonight
@Batman
“I will hold myself pure ’till the day you come and rescue me from my ivory tower.â€
Uh, no, don’t do that. Read some of the older threads (or this one, look for ’sheep’ or ‘goat’). I thinks it’s the Pastafarian way to have extremely flimsy moral standards.”
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Go get some sleep, me laddie, you need it. Let our lassie finish her love story with Marc!
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@DutchPastaGuy
You wouldn’t know it but I’m at work…perhaps I can use another computer in the office?…I guess they’d just remove any inner most holy thoughts that I posted in any event…like they did to Marc…oh well…they are Xtians…
@Batperson
Why does “Final Harvest” fill me with mental images of a “Grim Reaper” running about in a corn field chasing a young scantly clad Alchemist?…I do hope he knows what he’s getting himself into…
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@Thumper
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA… yes, I too can imagine the grim reaper taking a special interest in young Alchemist… running through the fields of gold wearing naught but a loincloth, with the cloaked-one reaching futilely towards him, seeking to capture his youth and vitality…
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@All Wenches & Pirates
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Aaargh! I’ll have to miss the Grand Finale after all! Night, everyone!
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I think Marc has forsaken Beckie… odds of 10:1 she is so devastated by the rejection that she resorts to a self-abuse binge and wakes up in the morning completely blind with inexplicable rugburns all over her body…
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@Batman
Indeed…John Mills…a gangly fellow in a skullish hockey mask…poor Alchemist…
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Batman and Thumper – if he does I’ll rip his knackers off! I’m going out the same way I arrived – kicking and screaming :)
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Got to sleep now.
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WOW folks – that was a bloody good laugh, think I’ll try it again soon.
RAmen
Night folks
David
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@Alchemist
G’night, may god’s fist be with you.
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@Thumper
any luck getting in from someone else’s computer?
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It looks like Jeff Mills resigned from the board after his pussy crack.
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I’ve sent the following correspondence to the administrator of the “pursuit of god”
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Dear Sir
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For some inexplicable reason you have banned me from your web site (blocking my IP address).
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I am a devout Christian and have simply expressed my heart felt view regarding “masturbation”. Which I’m sure you are well aware is a mortal sin according to the scriptures.
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If it is the case that you do not agree with my view, I would have thought that a more reasonable method of addressing the situation would be to debate me in a public forum.
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If you consider that my position is unassailable and that you are unable to debate me, I understand and do not expect to hear from you.
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Regards
Thumper.
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I’ll let you know whether he picks up the rusted gauntlet…or post his chicken sh*t reply if any…
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@Thumper
*enthusiastic clapping* here here! I wonder what response you’ll be getting? My goat completely agrees with your position
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@MarcMcOar
SERIOUSLY?!?!?! That is so funny. If you go to his link and read his stuff, you’ll see that he actually accuses the godless heathens in his area of sniffing glue. And then claiming to think that pussy means cat… what a f**k-tard.
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Yes, Jeff has a dramatic good bye. Look at the new posts button towards the top.
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“Goodbye/Adios
Dear friends, I am taking my leave of this forum from tonight for good. I have really enjoyed myself and loved meeting such a mixture of different people. I have been able to spend a lot of time here because of my serious back problems, but recovery is almost there and I need to get out onto what God has called me to. Now it is time to hand over Moderator to someone else. Thanks everyone, and also thanks to Jon for this great forum. God bless you all.
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Jeff M
Final Harvest Ministries
http://www.finalharvestministries.com“
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@Marc McOar
ha ha ha ha… it’s so nice to see a group of dedicated pirates changing the world, one hypocritical idiot at a time.
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I gotta go… it’s time for some laying on of my hands faith healing, and then I gotta get some sleep. =P Beckie was going to tell Marc in her goodbye that “I used to be pretty before I realized that vanity was a sin, you don’t mind that I am unshaven and scraggly do you?” but I thought that would tip them off, and I’m not ready to be banned just yet.
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Take care of yourself! (Oh no, I’ve been corrupted and now everything I say sounds like a double entendre to me. =S)
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@Marc McOar
Oh, and you just got told off on the website. Jon told me you might be a sexual predator. I’m on to you now!
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Oh dear!!! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
I read the link first and then this bit – I did pretty well, I think and spotted you all!
I can’t believe some get so hung up about a little fiddle under the bedcovers!
So, I guess this means I shouldn’t have 3 vibrators in my drawer? Well, in my defense I only use one of them (the other ones are crap!)
So what other little sins are you going to talk about next?
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@Booty
“So, I guess this means I shouldn’t have 3 vibrators in my drawer?”
Not exactly a vote of confidence to Sherlock to have that announced on the internet, poor man.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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DELETED BY JEFF MILLS
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Meeeow ;p
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@Batman
Don’t give in to temptation! Those Flemish don’t know what they’re talking about! Be Australian! We drink more than they do, and we have better weather.
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@Booty
I always loved that song, and now I know why; the power of his noodleyness was shining through even after the change of lyrics.
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