Yeah, I know it’s satire. I’m an atheist, and I hate stupid, narrow-minded fundies as much as anyone. But honestly, this joke has run its course. People’s lives can actually get ripped apart by Pastafarianism, though I know you don’t really believe it. Not as many as by organized religion, but organized religion can’t really be stopped except by massive revolution, whereas Pastafarianism can be. It was funny for a while, but you don’t seem to realize (actually, some of you probably do) that no one cares anymore, that all the hate mail is faked. Stop laughing at the rest of the world, and realize that you’re not better than the people who post your hatemail; it’s a /joke/. And your religion has lost its humor. So shut up when talking to people you think are stupid. That was the /real /meaning of the “atheists are so arrogant” post. He was pointing out that /you/ were so arrogant in believing that there were really that many stupid people in the world. Some of you, I am now sure, know that all this hatemail is faked. Tell the others, and get everyone to stop acting such a fool.
RAmen,
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@Nikkiee
Good morning! What’s new?
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@Batman
“Might also not be single either.”
Oh the tragedy of it! Why did I ever date a religious girl when there was a pirate wench about who was single? I’m kicking myself here.
Anyway, if you visit Northern Ireland or if I happen to be in Canada anywhere near you, I’m definately treating you to dinner. Next time I speak to our Noodly Lord I’ll ask him to move Greenland and Iceland out of the way (those spoilt places with their nice cool climates, due to their viking heritage, I’m totally jealous of them) and move Europe and the Norht American continents a bit closer so that flights between them don’t take as long.
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@DPG
ha ha ha ha… you are too kind. Well, our chocolate here is crap, but the beer is good and the hockey is violent… so fun times will be had by any who are visiting my neck of the woods.
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Screw it, let’s just colonize Greenland… I don’t think anyone is using it at the moment… and build our own beer volcano.
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Does anyone besides me think that colonize sounds like a dirty word?
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Morning Thumper – I’m in the bad books again :(
Naughty Alchemist – also we were slaughtered by Ireland in the RU (bang, bang, bang)
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You’ll love http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php
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Extremely sensitive people there – just posted the link on Discordia – let me know your screen name if you go playing – some serious Nazi’s there. You’ll probably mess your burrow when you see them :)
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Been having a little play on
http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4235
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You know the name :) – being a moderate xtian :))
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@Alchemist
I read it a bit late, but this thread you’ve started on the inthepursuitofgod site is brilliant!
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@DPG *Blush* thank you :)
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Going to move onto Islam soon, then homosexuality I think.Women preachers hasn’t been picked up yet, might leave it for a while. Don’t want to scare the natives :) Think I’ve pulled TBH :)
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 5:07 pm “Does anyone besides me think that colonize sounds like a dirty word?”
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Ask the Congolese what they think about thy Leopold II way of colonization… Not such a good idea doing some trekking in Congo/Zaïre/Congo telling everyone you’re Belgian…
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By the way (I don’t use the BTW short, because that’s Dutch for VAT), when do we see the female troll embarrassing the good Xtians! I should go to bed soon, and Alchemist is there on his own, although the resistance is not that heavy, compared to what fundies can get here…
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@Alchemist
Let the games begin!!! I’ve responded to your question (Daniel J)…you’ll have no trouble identifying the wabbit…enjoy!
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@DutchPastaGuy Feb 25th, 2007 at 4:59 pm “Next time I speak to our Noodly Lord I’ll ask him to move Greenland and Iceland out of the way (those spoilt places with their nice cool climates, due to their viking heritage, I’m totally jealous of them) and move Europe and the Norht American continents a bit closer so that flights between them don’t take as long.”
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Look who’s talking: on top of the obstacles you mentioned, I have got TWO extra countries stuck in between: England and Ireland (you probably know where to find these on a map). Grrr!
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@Everyone!
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Check it out:
http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4235&page=2
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Thumper is in it! I’m going to like this Thumpy character: he manages to be told off by Xtians!
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Oh no, Alchemist, you are being a verrry bad boy. Didn’t you know that all Islamics are the devil and that God Hates Fags?
Batman, try cream of wheat with with sugar and milk and sliced bananas. Yum.
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@Alchemist
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“MerkIN”, how dare you! This kind of slips might give you away (so could our comments here, oops!)
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“Clearly any form of sexual congress outside of marriage and for purposes not associated with procreation is mortal sin.
I expect that the Lord is very angry with you and that unless you cease this wickedness you will likely suffer eternal torment…and possibly go blind.”
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Actually, this is pretty funny! Whahahaha!
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@Marc McOar
Ew… I don’t drink milk. But the bananas sound yummy… I wonder how many ways there are to prepare cream of wheat? Jeebus, I need to get my mind off food.
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JB – I’m infiltrating the group :) – just wish they’d not say things like “it is hard” and “coming to god” causes the giggles :) – Wish a female xtian would bring up female masturbation though – that would be fun.
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Thumper hahahahahahahahaha – they spotted you!
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@Jean Bart
“Look who’s talking: on top of the obstacles you mentioned, I have got TWO extra countries stuck in between: England and Ireland (you probably know where to find these on a map). Grrr!”
Good! That means I won’t have to worry too much about you cozying up to single wench Batman! I like her better than you and you’re way too young for her anyway, you teenage brat!
Let’s hope that Jean Bart doesn’t turn out to be a wench magnet teenager like Pixel.
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@DutchPastaGuy Feb 25th, 2007 at 5:45 pm “I like her better than you and you’re way too young for her anyway, you teenage brat! Let’s hope that Jean Bart doesn’t turn out to be a wench magnet teenager like Pixel.”
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I like this ‘teenage brat’ role. But, as I stated before, Wenches have a sixth or seventh sense for that kind of thing, and she’ll probably find out about my being retired at the end of the year, the swarming grandchildren and the passion for watering pot plants with some Mantovani music in the background…
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@Thumper, Alchemist
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“Mr Mills I fail to see how adherance to Gods law may be termed “stupid”. Daniel J is in peril of damnation with his carnal proclivities and to my thinking your irresponsible attitude is like to endanger his soul even further and possibly your own.
I take umbrage at being termed “dude”.”
“Thank you Thumper. I was trying to have a serious debate over things that are dear to my heart.”
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“Carnal proclivities” I’ll have to fetch my dictionary… priceless!
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@Thumper
“some words of encouragement might be a better use of your time? Just a thought.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – what does he mean do you think? “faster, faster” hahahahaha
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@Everyone
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“Self abuse isn’t just a problem for the christian men.”
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Batman on the rescue! Yeehaaa!
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Holy shit.
568 posts in those mere 4 days.
Woah.
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Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, had to visit family.
I’m confused, if the point of this hate-mail was to tell us that all hate-mails are faked, and at the end he says this hate-mail was faked, then is he faking the fact that he is faking?
RAmen
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@Pixel Pop
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Check Alchemist’s Feb 25th, 2007 at 4:09 pm link, or you miss all the fun!
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@Alchemist
Let’s not forget some right wing military types are Pastafarians. I’m a gun-owning Republican-voting former Marine, and a devout follower of His Holy Noodliness.
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HAHAHA! Alchemist, that masterbation link is priceless. Good thinking having Thumper play the fundie again, too!
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@All
Now the fundies are mock-posting back to us!! Dang they’re quick! Does anyone believe Josh? I think the people at the site we’ve been mocking have done some IP- tracing or something. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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On the other hand: this has been too good to give up. Let’s keep at it. Shall I introduce myself as really an atheist?
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@Josh – all is good :) WAB is more hang ‘em, shoot ‘em USA is always right, British tanks – blow ‘em up – yeeehaaa” stuff
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Didn’t think you were old enough to own a gun Josh – not being funny with you – remember you saying a bit back when telling about ex GF – might have mixed posters up – does happen.
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@DPG
Go for it, I’m copying it all into a txt file, for the Disciples. There goes my night’s rest: it’s almost two… am here!
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@Anyone
Oh Mr Mills… oh… I am overcoming… I am an overcomer… oh…
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I can not believe I just read the term woman’s genitails. Wish I had thought of that.
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@DPG
oops they smell something a miss
“Although I expect something has gone wrong here”
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good fun though :)
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I’m so confused.
@Alchemist
You sound like you know what’s going on! So, what’s going on?
RAmen
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Genitails is priceless. I can’t believe he called someone a pussy then is saying he didn’t know it wasn’t offensive! This is too funny.
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@everyone
I think Mr Mills has smelt the bilge water and knows what is up…
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Pixel -hi mate. we’re having a pirates outing at
http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4235
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*Someone* needs healing over his chronic masturbation habit – one of their regulars is losing the plot over Thumper, I’m fitting in with them :) makes a hole lot of sense :))
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@Alchemist
I believe Beckie asked you a qwestchun.
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@Alchemist
If you’re old enough to have a gf, you’re old enough to shoot a gun. I did tell a story about an ex-gf back when I was a Lance Corporal. I got out of the Marine Corps over three years ago as a Staff Sergeant, so it’s been a few years. The masturbation link is pretty funny…and so sad, all at the same time.
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@Everyone
My posts don’t come through here anymore: third try. I’m copying the whole soap into txt, trying not to explode (it’s deep night here, with people sleeping).
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@Jean Bart
ha ha ha ha… nice that you’re keeping up with it. I want Thumper to post more on there… that almost made me pee my pants.
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@Alchemist
I don’t get it, which one of those people is you Alchemist?
Could you be Daniel J?
RAmen
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“I want Thumper to post more on there… that almost made me pee my pants.”
Yep, Thumper must be our most seasoned fundie impersonator. He’s had tons of experience over here.
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@Pixel Pop
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Sssht! Alchemist started the thread. How do you like Batman’s spelling?
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Josh – must have got you mixed up with another poster – sorry :(
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Batman – hahahahahahaha – will answer it – just think Jeff is a prime target at the mo.
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Pixel :)
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@DPG
Oh FSM, I never thought I could have so much fun “distroying the English langwage”.
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Thumper’s post is my fave so far… love the threat of being struck blind. Although I laughed my ass off at the p u s s y remark too…. ha ha ha ha ha
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I do enjoy being the wabbit fundy…have had some work stuff getting in the way of my fun(dy) but I’ll go back in and tease Mr Mill again…just for you guys…
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Thumper, you’re the best.
Also check out LindaBee on the ‘inspired by FSM’ thread. We nearly lost a soul there. Thank His Noodlyness for saving her.
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@Thumper
AH HA AH A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA… you are the best. I love you just a little bit right now, I could never come up with that stuff, and for sure would not have the guts to use it.
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hmmm… Mr Mills’ spelling seems to be getting worse. Either he is on to us, or he is making fun of me, and I thought Ministers were not supposed to mock their flock?
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Batman – Danny replied to you – that Marc fellow seems to have a thing about faggots HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Good stuff folks
RAmen
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Sorry guys…the Christians have banned poor ole Thumpies IP address…here’s what I tried to post…
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It is mind boggling to me that persons representing that they are followers of the living Christ and heavenly father can possibly condone the lewd and salacious behaviour of this Daniel J.
I find it impossible to conceive that certain individuals have referred me to scripture as indorsement of the wanton acts of Daniel J. Simply unbelievable!
I myself have never been married, have never engaged in co-genital sexual contact (or any other from of lustful contact) nor have I performed auto erotic activities…I am 75 this year and a perfect Christian in all respects. Daniel J repent and confess or you are doomed to the fires of hell…it’s that simple!
Words such as “dude” are indeed offensive to me and the Lord. “Hippy” terminology has no place on earth or in heaven. How can Christians that go about saying words such as “dude” (who are likey also smoking the pot) provide sensible Christian advice to a troubled young man like Daniel.
Is this a Christian site or one destined to further the Devils ends?
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If anyone could wack it on their site for poor ole Thumpie I’d be much obliged…
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Can I ask them to pray for a complete healing of my carnal tunnel syndrome?
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