Yeah, I know it’s satire. I’m an atheist, and I hate stupid, narrow-minded fundies as much as anyone. But honestly, this joke has run its course. People’s lives can actually get ripped apart by Pastafarianism, though I know you don’t really believe it. Not as many as by organized religion, but organized religion can’t really be stopped except by massive revolution, whereas Pastafarianism can be. It was funny for a while, but you don’t seem to realize (actually, some of you probably do) that no one cares anymore, that all the hate mail is faked. Stop laughing at the rest of the world, and realize that you’re not better than the people who post your hatemail; it’s a /joke/. And your religion has lost its humor. So shut up when talking to people you think are stupid. That was the /real /meaning of the “atheists are so arrogant” post. He was pointing out that /you/ were so arrogant in believing that there were really that many stupid people in the world. Some of you, I am now sure, know that all this hatemail is faked. Tell the others, and get everyone to stop acting such a fool.
RAmen,
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@Booty
=( Laughing at a coffee-deprived caffeine addict is just mean… I am going to mention as many carbohydrate-laden foods as I can, like cake, and bagels, and pasta, and candy and chocolate… mmmmmmmm. I think everything goes well with coffee. The Cream of Wheat is no exception… it ALSO, (my, the goodness never ends) when mixed with copious amounts of brown sugar, turns a lovely sable-brown color, which compliments almost all beverages.
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@Jean Bart
It takes me forever to post on the arrogant atheist page, so I am putting this here… I don’t find you pedantic!
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 2:06 pm “Wait… maybe that’s just how it becomes his noodlyness’ avatars? By glomming together in his likeness?”
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Apparently you didn’t photograph your chemical experiment that envolved linoleum, coffee and a typical mad scientist’s lab explosion… Could you take a picture of this noodly apparence then?
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@JB – just started a thread on masturbation at http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?p=51900&posted=1#post51900
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Could get interesting :>
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@Jean Bart
I don’t have a digital camera. You can do it… go and make a pot of spaghetti using the standard “boil and stir” method. Then pour it into the strainer and set on the draining board. In the middle of getting out plates, suddenly remember that you forgot to do something. [walk dog, phone the gas company, put clothes in the dryer, or in my case, make sauce] So, spend about 15-20 minutes doing that… when you back to the pasta, it willl have congealed itself into a “mass” or “lump”… If you put two meatballs in the “nest” of noodles… you’ll have your idol.
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Batman, it did! I had to spend hours cleaning everything, but some parts wouldn’t get really clean anymore. Luckily they were going to repaint the ceiling that year anyway. Because the stains there just wouldn’t disappear :(
Booty: Lovely!
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Oh yes, everyone just ignore my wonderful talent why don’t you!
(except you, RDPK! – thanks!)
I am immune from taunts of carbo rich foods – Lalalalalalalala I’m not listening!
(and anyway I am ruining my diet by drinking my second can of beer!)
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@Booty
HA HA HA HA… yeah, my diets usually get derailed that way too. Just remember, you’re a gorgeous wench who doesn’t really need to diet (I don’t know you, but others on this site seem to, and they think you’re hot). Better to enjoy the life you have than to spend time not enjoying it.
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That being said, I did the cabbage soup diet about a month ago… I am completely guilty of striving for the stereotypical “perfect” body image.
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What talent did I ignore???
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@Alchemist
ROFL!!!!!! Those poor Christians… there going to pissed…
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My lovely rendition of when I am 64 a bit up the thread – you were a bit busy bemoanin gyour lack of coffee :)
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@Batman – I suspect you know who I’m posting under :)
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@ Batman…..I am, of course, absolutely stunning :)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/thehurleys/page2/
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could use a Rebbekah to talk about female masturbation ? _ Nickiiee’s still snoring so daren’t wake her :)
(hell, I’m going to get some stick when she reads these :))
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@Alchemist
ha ha ha ha… yeah, your really doing a grate job… there so helpful over their, aren’t they?
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I would be a Rebbekah, but I don’t know if I could actually pull it off…
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@Booty
The poem? I didn’t comment because, well, honestly I figured it was a “quote” from something, and I have no idea what or who. =S So any comment I would have made would have been, erm, dumb. You know? It was very creatively done though… =) Still friends?
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I wonder where Veritas has gone, and if he is doing ok.
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“I would be a Rebbekah, but I don’t know if I could actually pull it off…”
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:)
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Better talk to Danny
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LOL! I was just joking!
I do try to be as obscure as I can – maybe once you get on the yahoo site it will make more sense! (but maybe not!)
I didn’t mean to be rude – just silly! I know some of this site seems highly strung, but we aren’t all :)
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@Booty
=P I just went to the link you put here, and you are lovely. If I looked more like you, I would not be dieting. Might also not be single either. =S Now I know you are lying when you make disparaging remarks about yourself… sneaky times. =)
@Alchemist
HA HA HA HA HA… oh no, I just reread what I wrote, and you’re right… ha ha ha ha ha ha aha… my tummy is hurting from laughing so hard.
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@Booty – “….I know some of this site seems highly strung, but we aren’t all :) ”
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you calling me highly strung? I object to that (JOKING) I’ve never been so insulted in my life(still joking).
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Huff!
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@Alchemist
*tsk… haven’t you heard that huffing is bad for you? I thought Nikkiee had you trained…
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You, Alchemist?? Never!
I was talking about Beastly Rich (I can confidently say this as he is away on Oxford for the weekend!)
How is Batman’s goat getting on? Is it getting homesick yet?
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IN Oxford – duh!
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Kitten Huffing can have some side effect :(
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing
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@Booty
I was on Oxford once… he was the best…
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Oh. Strike that thought… sorry.
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Booty – Batman’s goat is eating the washing again – have to hide her before Nikkiee gets up :) (so much trouble soon)
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Just going to huff a kitten, hmmmmmm.
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I am now deeply traumatised!
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Batman ….”I was on Oxford once… he was the best…”
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Did he Punt at all? I’ve heard that some of those Dark Blues have massive poles!
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@Alchemist
You’re going to get me in trouble! My goat is not eating your washing, Nikkiee… blame the sheep… nobody ever suspects the sheep. That’s why they get away with so much…
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Not the kittens!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Go huff a goat.
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He just hasn’t done the washing Batman! Any excuse!
“A goat ate my homework – honest miss!”
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@Alchemist
What is a punt? =S and a Dark Blue?
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Being on Oxford was like being on kitten. Couldn’t get enough. When he raised his addmission standard, it was like… like…
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Oh no. I broke my spatula trying to scrape what’s left of my mind out of the gutter… does anyone have a shovel I could borrow?
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@Booty
ha ha ha ha ha… “the goat, like, at my homework, and I totally swear I would have totally done it over, but this, like, pack of sheep came in through my window, and they kind of were hungry or something, and they like ATE my schoolbooks, for real and true teacher”
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@Alchemist
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Been away to the Disciples for a while, to set up the account.
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Followed your link: nice work you’re doing, upsetting kind Xtians, making them squirm when they try to avoid admitting their vision on masturbation is totally leaking (oops, nasty pun, actually not intended, but I keep it nevertheless…). And none of them (as far as I’ve read) uttering a word of the pleasure part of it, left alone considering it an entire part of having sex… Another thread to follow… I need some extra vacation!
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Batman: A punt is a sort of boat used in university towns for fleecing the tourists :)
Oxford and Cambridge have a boat race once a year on the Thames and Oxford colours is Dark Blue – Cambridge is light blue
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@Booty
AH… thanks for the translation. I have trouble with stuff like that on this site sometimes… but I’m learning much.
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Alchemist
I created an account on that site, was going to post, but am scared of being found out. Should I start a post with “First time poster, long time sinner”…
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JB – they’ll suss me soon, I think the I’m divorced and granddad was a Mason was too much – The Westboro Group (God Hates Fags) bounce my emails now – sussed me :( sook (like that word, Nickiees fault, she keeps putting things into my …….. SO MUCH TROUBLE SOON :)
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Batman – Dark Blues are Oxford graduates (Oxon). Light Blue are Cambridge (Cantab) – I’m more of a violet with pink spots myself :)
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Punting is a traditional Oxbridge (Oxon and Cantab) pass time – like Gondoliers in Venice but with beer and poncey accents :) Use big poles to propel boats to next pub!
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Don’t worry Batman – we all get lost just as much as each other – I spend ages going “WTF??” at the Aussies! we just get off easy with you lot cos we get so much of your telly over here!
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 3:24 pm “I created an account on that site, was going to post, but am scared of being found out. Should I start a post with “First time poster, long time sinnerâ€â€¦”
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Could you pliiiiise keep it in the same thread as Alchemist? I’m going MAD following all those threads. Oh, I should take a look at our forum now…
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Batman – hahahahaha – you sod! See how people word posts first then try to mirror them – include lots of double entendres if you can – head to head, sticky problem, pull yourself together etc.
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@Alchemist
OOOOh… i could replie to one of your posts? say that i am haveing the same problem?
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@ Alchemist – Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! ;)
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@Booty
How come we don’t get as much of your TV? I wish I lived somewhere else, to be honest. I’m not really happy where I am, and you all sound like way more fun than most people I know here.
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Can I be an aussie? Do you really have lots of the world’s most poisonous spiders there? That might not work for me… my two biggest fears are spiders and sharks.
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@Alchemist
I like how you are just so matter-of-fact about the “divorce”, and the way you so casually point out who was to blame… classic.
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I dunno why you don’t get much UK telly! Be grateful you don’t have to put up with Eastenders though!
We are all spread all over the place, it’s not like we are all one happy bunch living in the same street – we wish we were closer together too – maybe we will get to meet up at some stage and share a few beers. :)
Until then we can at least share the glory of the internet. :D
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@Alchemist
do you think they would suss me if say I’ve had a very probiscuous past?
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 3:45 pm “Can I be an aussie? Do you really have lots of the world’s most poisonous spiders there? That might not work for me… my two biggest fears are spiders and sharks.”
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Aussies are great, but the tiny artificially created and soon to fall apart Belgium has better food, top notch beer and the ultimate genuine chocolate! If you like broad landscapes, you might feel a kind of narrow, I fear. I notice it every time I visit Spain (the most often possible, that is), and even more when I come back! On the other hand, our spiders aren’t worth noticing…
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@Booty
the only TV I watch is CSI. Well, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer… but only as part of my SSB routine. (Secret Single Behavior)
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If there ever is an FSM convention, can it not be in Canada? Perhaps we could all go visit our tropical-based brethren, if there are any…
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@Jean Bart
Yeah, you guys have definitely cornered the market on chocolate. So delicious… blows Cadbury right of the water…
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I thought Czech Republic had the best beer… when I lived in North Carolina, my boyfriend was from there, and it was all he talked about.
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The fewer spiders the better… North Carolina was a nightmare for them. They were EVERYWHERE, and they were HUGE!!!!! I haven’t been the same since that experience.
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Batman – always the fault of the woman (never been married btw – just lived in sin) – was going to bring up women preachers soon and St John – no replies to my last one though, think they might have sussed me out. Will have to change e-mail address and name (mail.com is good for trolling activities, I’m ********@minister.com)
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Still, posted it on Principia Discordia – they gave me the link. Hopefully a few Discordians will turn up and wreck the place.
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Going to troll world affairs board soon –
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php
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need a thick skin for that one ultra right wing military types. VERY easy to piss off :)
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@Booty Feb 25th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
“we all get lost just as much as each other – I spend ages going “WTF??†at the Aussies!â€
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Maybe this will help Booty :)
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
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Nikkiee – babes. Missed you mwah. Take no notice of me. Have you got your pan?
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@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!
Did you say something about having a thick skin? Right wing military types? Very easy to piss off???…and it’s not even ole Thumpies birthday…
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