Yeah, I know it’s satire. I’m an atheist, and I hate stupid, narrow-minded fundies as much as anyone. But honestly, this joke has run its course. People’s lives can actually get ripped apart by Pastafarianism, though I know you don’t really believe it. Not as many as by organized religion, but organized religion can’t really be stopped except by massive revolution, whereas Pastafarianism can be. It was funny for a while, but you don’t seem to realize (actually, some of you probably do) that no one cares anymore, that all the hate mail is faked. Stop laughing at the rest of the world, and realize that you’re not better than the people who post your hatemail; it’s a /joke/. And your religion has lost its humor. So shut up when talking to people you think are stupid. That was the /real /meaning of the “atheists are so arrogant” post. He was pointing out that /you/ were so arrogant in believing that there were really that many stupid people in the world. Some of you, I am now sure, know that all this hatemail is faked. Tell the others, and get everyone to stop acting such a fool.
RAmen,
bbctol
Morning Jingles :)
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So whats happening in the mystical land of rain, rain and more rain?
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I’ll always defend the wenches.
And if you feel scared or cold at night, please feel free to come and ask for a hug.
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Erm – it’s raining. :)
Actually, it is just dull and overcast, but I am sure rain is on the way!
We just had a little drive out to Derbyshire to explore a little. Now I have some “homework” to do :( ;)
And if anyone has that frying pan can I borrow it to beat the boys around the head?
Thanks for the offer of a hug CNSTBHNA – I’ll be round later :D
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Can I watch? (Wench Nikkiee’s gone to bed and taken her frying pan with her – sob, sob).
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I’m in bother again Booty – when will I ever learn :)
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@everyone
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA… ok, you are all insane, in the best sense of the word. Nikkiee, you rock. Sweet Sheep Molester… ha ha ha… wish I was still in school so I could find a way to work that into my haiku project.
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Goodmorning, all.
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@Alchemist
Well, sweet dreams no longer applies. So;
Good Morning, Gooey Goat Groper
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Bon matin mon petite vigilante!
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Sleep well? Mine were a bit disturbing again. Often are. Dreamed I was being chased by satan’s horny capricorn wearing rubber gloves and balancing a frying pan on his ample antlers – was waving a tube of “fiery jack” sports liniment at me and making provocative grunts too.
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Then I woke up, sheets soaking, to find Wench Nikkiee performing noisy sex acts upon my weak and feeble body :))
(I know I wont get away with that – but hell, just can’t control myself)
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As someone said to me recently – I need professional help. Wibble!
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@Alchemist
Ooooh… you’re taking your… um… life in your hands, talking about Nikkiee that way! Just because she gave OEJ his frying pan back doesn’t mean she doesn’t have other imaginitive ways to teach you the proper respect! (Nikkiee, if you are short on ideas, I’ll brainstorm with you… if you’d like, I just bought a new IKEA lamp stand you can borrow)
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Sleep… I think I managed about an hour. Don’t remember if I dreamt… think I might have only been half asleep. I was up playing Oblivion and it always makes me tense. =6
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Hiya Batman!
Did you see our invite to our secret group?
Would you email us at…
notchemung@gmail.com
and we’ll send you an invite :)
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@Booty
OH… yeah I will send an email! I saw that in the earlier threads, but couldn’t figure out what it was for. My computer sometimes freezes when I try to read back on the longer threads.
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@Booty – possibly not the best email to give her after last nights shenanigans! ‘Tis Peter’s.
@*ZAP* *KAPOW* – if you get no joy from that e-mail address you can try mine
baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.co.uk
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Hope you don’t need and Peter’s calmed down but it’s there if you need. Drop me a line anyway – I talk to a few of the buggers, even the ones I’m not allowed to like (Thumper and Nikkiee)
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Alchemist,
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what is a horny capricorn? Where do you come up with this stuff? Priceless…
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Oh dear… well, I sent an email to him already, not knowing who it was. Peter, if you read it, or if you are on this thread today… sorry, no offense meant. =S
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I hope he’s not still mad… that was a very sudden down-turn, I thought we got along fine previously.
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‘Sometimes I hate being female. There are so many of us who use men, exploit their feelings (and their money), and think that they are such divas and heartbreakers. It embarrasses and shames me.â€
.——I’m a female too and I have to say I do NOT agree with this at all, there are just as many men out there using women and have no problem with it at all. Also,I personally do not act like that and there for have nothing to be ashamed of. And if you are not that way then neighter do you .
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I would think he will be fine, Batman, he gets a bit mad at times, but doesn’t hold grudges.
Email ALchemist as well – as he is around now he can get it sorted – I would, but I am technologically challenged!
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@Booty – thanks for the vote of confidence :) Not quite as computer savvy as you think – I’m the type that pulls things to bits and has lots of odd springs and squishy bits left over when I try to put the bugger back together. Big kid really.
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Hmm Kid – Goat – SHEEP. Baaaaaa! Dolly beckons :)
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Batman – Capricorn the star sign – the goat :)
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@Mini Manicotti
I didn’t realize that the quote you mentioned would piss off so many people. I didn’t mean it in a judgemental way at the time. Yeah there are men out there who use women, and women who use men. I would like to think I am not one of them, but that doesn’t make it any less offensive when it happens.
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Here’s something to think about: People shouldn’t be so down on Paris Hilton ,sure she’s a major skank, she is a drug snort’n smuck , she’s about as intellegent as your average toaster oven, and she has never done a worth while thing in her life,and probably the only reason she manages to even stay alive is because her daddy’s money is there to take care of her, but lets face the facts here: Americans need to be nice to her, she has all the makings of their future persident.
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@Mini Manicotti, re Paris Hilton
hmmm.. there’s an idea. Perhaps Britney Spears could be given a post as a cabinet minister as well… that might pull her out of her drug-induced downward spiral and give her a reason to live again. (Apparently her two young children just aren’t good enough reasons for her to clean up her sloppy act)
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@Alchemist
I sent you an email…
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@Batman
Don’t lose any sleep over it – didn’t see anything remotely wrong with your post – and I’m an Angel WITH WINGS *flap flap*
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Ta MD – reading now :)
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Britney Spears is more like Dick Cheny every day.
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P.S. to ex-hubby, if she asks you to go hunting …say no.
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On the upside, if she gets a tan, her head may resemble a meatball.
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You can’t possibly be as useless as me Alchemist!
Plus I am terrible for passing the buck if anyone else is around who could do it instead!
Hope you are having a nice afternoon :)
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hahahaha – no problem with that Booty, not exactly known for getting off my arse if others daft enough to do it for me :)
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Email and invite sent Batman
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I am sure laziness is an admirable trait in pirates (at least I sincerely hope so!) :)
Welcome aboard Batman!
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Booty – “I am sure laziness is an admirable trait in pirates (at least I sincerely hope so!) :)”
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I’d answer that if I could be OOOOh SHEEP, won’t be a minute :)
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To get back to the benefits of religion discussion for a moment, I think one of the psychological needs it fulfills is that of a parental safety net. Our Father, who art in Heaven… we have a strong father figure who watches us and won’t let harm come to us. How reassuring! When the going gets tough, the tough pray to the Holy Ghost just like when you were a teenager asking dad for an advance on your allowance. It is that naive unconditional love and nurturing that makes God so appealing.
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AAAAAAAAAAH! (that is not a sigh of satisfaction, but rather a horrified yell of frustration)
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I need help!! Apparently, when I though I turned off the coffee pot before going to bed, I turned it on (must have already turned it off at some hazy point). There was only about half an inch of liquid in it, and it just exploded! My kitchen looks like it has been ransacked by a goat… or perhaps used for energetic yet nefarious purposes by a couple of sheep. Got the glass and s**t cleaned up, but how does one get rid of the weird coffee-esque residue that has apparently been fused into the linoleum?
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I am not a happy little Batman right now… my utility belt doesn’t have the right kind of tool for this job…
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Woah! Coffee explosion! Holy Caffeine buzz! Erm – lick it up? what alcohol mixes nicely with coffee? Anyone? Just leave it and carry on talking to us!
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@Batman – do you have any propanol (iso propyl alcohol _IPA). Failing that, milk might shift it or vinegar but IPA shifts most things.
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@Booty
HA HA HA HA HA HA… good advice to be sure. Baileys… Baileys and coffee is what I want to be drinking when I am sitting next to beer volcano in the mornings. Or Kalua and Galliano and coffee… so good. Or hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps… It’s not even noon here, and now I want a drink… bad sign.
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Well, I have covered it with a bathmat, so Ned (Ned is my kitten, and she is far to interested in some things for her own good) can’t get to it. I really don’t need a hyper kitten puking coffee bits up all over the place.
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@Alchemist
Propanol? Is that like turpentine? That is the strongest chemical anything I have. Would turpentine work? Isn’t turpentine like duct tape… the solution to everything? My toolbox consists of 1 hammer, half a screwdriver, and about 4 rolls of differently colored duct tape. I think I disappoint my dad in this area…
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I’ll be back… gotta go dig out my other coffee pot, which is small and useless but not broken…
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@Batman Feb 25th, 2007 at 11:33 am “Got the glass and s**t cleaned up, but how does one get rid of the weird coffee-esque residue that has apparently been fused into the linoleum?”
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Before you apply Alchemists recipe, take a photo of it! Waw, a fusion between linoleum and coffee, never seen that! Sorry, Batman, you’ve got a mess there and I can’t resist joking about it. Any noodles?
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RAmen to you Wenches (one in particular, struggling with coffee) and Pirates!
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@Jean Bart
ha ha ha… “struggling with coffee”… mental image of being mugged by a ugly mass of congealed/burnt coffee… also makes me sound kind of handi-capped. =) Can’t make coffee… but I have finally mastered the art of boiling water, thanks to classes offered by local “special” school.
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helooo JB :)
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Batman – no turps NOT the same. Turps might cause more damage – depends upon type of lino you have. IPA is a real gift from jeeebus, have to buy it from local pharmacy (if on general sale in Canada)
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Steam iron might work too, just watch your hands (and don’t let the plate touch the lino :) – gets sticky if you do :)
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@Alchemist Feb 25th, 2007 at 11:40 am “do you have any propanol (iso propyl alcohol _IPA)”
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Propanol? Heard that word as the keyword of an episode of “Yes, Minister”, which belongs to the finer specimens of British Comedy (mark the capitals!).
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I too sent a mail to notchemung@gmail.com (because I thought I saw my name shortly connected to it), but no answer yet. Popoff sure is struggling with pronouncing my real name as it appears in the mail. You Pirates don’t know how lucky you are I borrowed that XVII century pirate’s name!
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gggggnnnn – Can send me one to baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.co.uk if you like – I’ll send the invite by return of post :)
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Going trolling in a minute – I feel the need to abuse xtians :)
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Yeah, I meant “some” women are cruel and dishonest to men. They are an embarrassment to the female sex. I would never, ever be that way and neither would any of the wenches on this site. Men deserve much better than that — unless they’re dishonest themselves, in which case they should WALK THE PLANK!!!
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@Wench Beth…..”unless they’re dishonest themselves, in which case they should WALK THE PLANK!!!”
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can they take any miracle water with them? :) or was that slightly inflammatory?
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!!!!!MIRACLE ALERT!!!!!!
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Ok, maybe there is something to all these miracles that people claim to witness. Isn’t there some myth (pardon me, miracle) about turning water into wine? Something similar just occurred in my kitchen, although no wine is involved.
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Last week, I made myself some oatmeal for dinner, and I had to use a CUP AND A HALF to get a meal sized portion. This caused me to use the last of my oatmeal. So, I went up the little store by my house, and they didn’t have any oatmeal… but they had something called Cream of Wheat, which looked similar, so I bought it.
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So, it says on the box that 3Tablespoons of this stuff makes one serving. IT’S THE MIRACULOUS SELF-BIGGENING FOOD!!! Following my usual oatmeal preparing method, I didn’t stir the stuff, and it turned into a weird lump-like mass… but it was HUGE!! Way way bigger that 3Tablespoons. I put jam on it, and it wasn’t half bad.
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So today I made it again, but used a whisk (the poor man’s eggbeater), and I have got the biggest bowl of mush imaginable. *standing with mouth agape, staring at huge portion of pablum-esque sustenance* Mixing in equal parts brown sugar actually makes it edible! Surely this is a miracle? Perhaps also the solution to world hunger? If we served this in prisons, surely the cost of feeding all the prisoners would also drop exponentially?
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Mmmmm… sugar flavored pablum. I have been saved.
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@Alchemist Feb 25th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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I checked the mail again, and it’s OK. Enjoy your trolling, I couldn’t stand being in such environment. It’s a kind of poisoning your mind, no? I imagine reading tons (or square kilometers) of posts blabbing about completely illogical and barely cohesive things, coupled to a lack of knowledge of their own source book(s) that gives an idea of infinity (and beyond: they seem to like everything that’s “beyond”). Good hunting!
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Wow! Batman! Truly a miracle, indeed, as is the amazing property of his holy pasta to multiply exponentially if you don’t eat it quick enough.
RAmen – you have been truly touched!
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Batman, wow I never heard of exploding coffeepots before! I hope it cleans up ok. Especially all the glass. Glad no-one was hurt.
At least you didn’t drop a pan full of tomato-soup in someone else’s pristine white kitchen… (There were drops of it even on the ceiling)
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Just because I can……
Today would apparently be George Harrison’s 64th birthday – so in celebration, here is what he actually wrote before it was censored by the record producers……
When I’m Sixty-Four
When I get older, losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be worshipping the FSM
Birthday greetings, bottle of rum
If I’d been out at the stripper factory
Would you lock the door
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I’m sixty four
You’ll be older too
And if you say the word
I’ll get you a brew
I could be sexy, strutting my stuff
in my new wench gear
think of all the Booty
that we’re gonna “saveâ€
Sunday mornings riding awave
Doing some plundering
walking the plank
Who could ask for more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I’m sixty four
Every summer we can rent a cottage
In one of the Hell’s, if it’s not too dear
We shall rob and steal
Wenches on your knee
Booty, Beth and Nikkiee,
Send me an email, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely
what you mean to say
Else it will be taken the wrong way
Give me an answer, fill in a poll
FSM for evermore
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I’m sixty four
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@Booty
Honestly, it’s incredible! And requires almost no measuring, as with oatmeal. And it dissolves and absorbs the sugar better too. =O I love… this is going to be my new staple food. Bet it’s delicious with syrup too…
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Your pasta multiplies if you don’t eat it quickly? Mine “de-multiplies”… sort of just gloms together into one mass. Wait… maybe that’s just how it becomes his noodlyness’ avatars? By glomming together in his likeness?
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I am dieting :(
So don’t mention carbohydrate rich foods! ARGH!
Still, enjoy! Will it taste good with coffee? ;)
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@Red DutchPasta Kid
I”ve never heard of them exploding either. I think there should be some kind of safety build into them to prevent it happening… oh well. It was a pretty mild explosion, I guess, since I didn’t hear it happen, and least there is nothing on my ceiling.
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ha ha ha ha… tomato soup would be the worst thing to throw around!! Doesn’t it stain?
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