Yeah, I know it’s satire

Yeah, I know it’s satire.  I’m an atheist, and I hate stupid, narrow-minded fundies as much as anyone.  But honestly, this joke has run its course.  People’s lives can actually get ripped apart by Pastafarianism, though I know you don’t really believe it.  Not as many as by organized religion, but organized religion can’t really be stopped except by massive revolution, whereas Pastafarianism can be.  It was funny for a while, but you don’t seem to realize (actually, some of you probably do) that no one cares anymore, that all the hate mail is faked.  Stop laughing at the rest of the world, and realize that you’re not better than the people who post your hatemail; it’s a /joke/.  And your religion has lost its humor.  So shut up when talking to people you think are stupid.  That was the /real /meaning of the “atheists are so arrogant” post.  He was pointing out that /you/ were so arrogant in believing that there were really that many stupid people in the world.  Some of you, I am now sure, know that all this hatemail is faked.  Tell the others, and get everyone to stop acting such a fool.

RAmen,
bbctol

955 Responses to “Yeah, I know it’s satire”

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  1. 951 - Etay - Sep 8th, 2007

    Still, no one realizes how this all started up.

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  2. 952 - Alchemist - Sep 9th, 2007

    Etay – don’t worry – we know!

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  3. 953 - Count Crisco - Mar 18th, 2008

    Trust me, there’s plenty of stupid people on this planet. It’s one of the most important things for somebody to learn. *cough Scientologists cough*

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  4. 954 - CG - Feb 8th, 2009

    Ripping peoples lives apart? It’s a funny website but I sure as shit wouldn’t screw up my life by reading hate mail.

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  5. 955 - You missed the point - Oct 5th, 2009

    Aside from the humor aspect of this site, the point of this website is to pose as an argument towards other religions when they try to discredit science.

    Personally I hope FSM holds up until the other religions(the ones that rely solely on faith anyway) die down.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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