Flying Pig is offering a Flying Spaghetti Monster paper animation kit:
You can read about it here. There’s also a youtube video here.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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These videos should be in clamation form
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That is a new song I wrote. what do you think?
What the hell is wrong with you guys? All you people talk about is how a Flying Spaghetti Monster is the “holy god”. I don’t understand how you can look around this world and think that a Flying Spaghetti Monster made it. What is up with saying that the FSM holds you down with his noodley tentacles and say that’s gravity. And what is up with this thing about short people? At least my god loves everybody. All I’m trying to say is that you guys need to get a psychiatrist. At least go sit in a white room for a couple weeks.
@sam
The FSM is not a god, he is an omnipresent and omnipotent (though hopefully not omniscient, especially after what happened last Thursday) noodly monster! And if your god loves everybody, then where did the crusades come from? and the Salem witch trials? and the Westboro Baptist Church?
In all honesty, I can’t see how you could believe in a god who is so hypocritical.
And read the open letter, sam. It is on the home page, and if you can’t see what we are actually here for then YOU need to go to a psychiatrist.
um… sam sounds fake to me. or stupid.
@Gromer, I hope you don’t intend on patenting that, because I’d be all out of things to sing.
sorry, *Gomer
@Varthonai
“Also, I’ve changed my home page since I stopped playing GOD. Check it out! I’ll give you a verbal pat on the back if you can figure out all of the symbolism…”
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It took a while but I think I’ve figured this out…your name is unique!…i.e. “Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name.”…Is the wabbit correct?
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Given that you seem to have vanished again I won’t hold my breath for that verbal “pat” should I indeed be correct…
Need… new… thread… power… fading……
Please fellow pirates, we need more material on this website!
@Meow_Mix
Stay strong fellow pirate! New threads generally come on in bundles, so if you wait for a little bit there should be several. There are plenty of old hate-mails that are genuinly hillarious, they should hold your appetite for a while.
I think its upto the Prophet to start new threads.
Proly not mush we kan do.
hi
how silly
god.com
heh..
the thingo up the top is shit plain and simple, now drop it.