Flying Pig is offering a Flying Spaghetti Monster paper animation kit:
You can read about it here. There’s also a youtube video here.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I wonder if it were made out of latex & had an electric motor with variable speeds what the potential could be for the adult market.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Market Potential
@St John the Blasphemist
That’s blasphemy!!!
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Thumper
Wabbit
It’s been a while (at least two days) since I’ve posted something from the “good book” so I thought I’d dig up something useful to throw back at fundies.
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You may have noticed that a typical fundy thing to say about the FSM is something along the lines of…”there’s no such thing as monsters”…when you hear this type of irritating and irrational talk I might suggest that you confront the fundy with the Bible tale of Bel and the Dragon at 26 to 27 *wabbit clears throat*
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“So Daniel took some tar, some fat and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them it swelled up and burst open.”
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Ok…the fundy will probably try and say that the dragon was really a dinosaur that co existed happily with the people of that time but honestly who ever heard of baking cake out of tar, hair and fat…there’s no way you’d get the cake to rise properly. Plus, the tar would stick to the baking tray and not mix with the fat or hair…In my view to get a dragon or dinosaur to eat it you’d at least need to put a tablespoon of honey in it…ridiculous…fundies will believe anything…
@Thumper
ha ha ha… thanks for the great bedtime story.
Interesting sculpture… fascinating rendition of the FSM.
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Ah, it feels wonderful to be free of the strain and stress and power of being GOD again… back to being my glorious self.
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But getting back to the subject… yes, it does look somewhat phallic… although when it’s shown in the YouTube link, it doesn’t look quite as much so.
@Varthonai
Nice to see you back and yourself again.
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I’ll assume that given that you were “God” for a while you’re au fait with current events with respect to my “coming clean” at being a fundy in satire only…just in case you were looking to pick on poor ole Thumpies belief structure again…
HA! I knew I smelled a flaw in that “Jesus was too soft on crime” argument!
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Now that I’ve thoroughly patted myself on the back… welcome, Thumper, friend of friends! Have you taken me up on my recommendation of the demigod Neil Gaiman?
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Also, I’ve changed my home page since I stopped playing GOD. Check it out! I’ll give you a verbal pat on the back if you can figure out all of the symbolism…
‘Scuse me, the last home page wasn’t quite right. It’s fixed now.
*Sigh* or not. NOW it’s fixed. If the server’s HTML glitch isn’t doing the same thing…
@Varthonai
Come on!!! You didn’t suspect a thing…Jesus being soft on crime is a perfectly valid fundy position…I did strongly suspect that you were God though…just ask Bill.
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I’ve already checked out your homepage and was intrigued…numbers are not my thing…lemmie think about it some more…I did learn something about “gravy making” however…
@Varthonai
You’ve got me on 28 Number 29r29…thought it may have been a reference to “Numbers” in the fundy book of madness…I guess no verbal pat for the wabbit. If I recall correctly you suggested that I read “The Sandman” comics…not yet…but I’ll keep my peepers peeled.
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Is Neil Gaiman a demigod or a minor deity? Just an odd thought…either way his secret’s safe.
@Thumper but for Convert
Sorry to hear you don’y have a phalus, although you probably don’t see it as a problem.
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Word of advice, if you ever have an encounter with one that looks like that; run.
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Run as fast as you can for as long as you can, but don’t give in to it’s demands!
@ Convert
Just run, run and keep running.
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I expect your father told you the same thing?
@Privateer
It’s true, I don’t have a phallus & if I ever saw one, I wouldn’t know what to do with it. ;)
I still stick to my statement that the above picture looks a bit phallic in the same way O’Keeffe’s paintings of black irises look like vaginas. Think symbolism, not replicas.
@Kaptian Jimmy
yeah it totally does look like medieval torture device. Poor FSM.
@ Thumper
No more fundie crazieness? Aww, but you were so good at it
@ convert
As long as your comfortable in yourself.
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I’m sure you’ll soon be told that you are just the way the good Lord intended you to be.
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If you are the message will be in CAPITALS
Anybody get to build one of these babies yet? as soon as I have time over the weekend I’d love too but right now I’m much to busy with school work and such. RAmen and Yarr
Today is Ash Wednesday, so I think tomorrow we should all decorate our faces with swirls of tomato sauce and let the world know that we are marking the following twelve days of sadness known as the Time Of Cheeselessness.
Hey, I’m new to this. It’s just an idea…
Cheers.
@Farrar- I like it! But can it just be red paint? Sauce seems like it would start to ferment after a while.
lipstick would be best… but of course I say this after the fact.