Wired’s Gadget Lab takes a look at these speakers which clearly have a close resemblance to the FSM. Coincidence?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m a devout Pastafarian but lately, I’ve been questioning my faith in The Supreme Noodle. After today, I doubt no more …
I Was Touched By His Noodly Appendage
RAmen.
@LindaBee
Thank FSM that you have refound your faith in His Noodlyness.
This may be a very personal question, but when you were questioning your faith, did you develop a sinful appetite for rice-based dinners? That’s a temptation that many doubting pastafarians feel, I believe. Very evil and seductive, those pasta-less ways. Renounce that dark rice-based menu if it is still in your head!
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Blessed be his noodly appendages that He has made you find the warm embrace of His appendages again.
RAmen!
@DutchPastaGuy
Rice? No, worse. Beans. Yes, I slid that far. Is there hope for me?
I’m back to the macaroni but having been raised Catholic, I’m wondering if there isn’t a bit of penance involved for a full recovery from the guilt. From what I recall, Pastafarianism isn’t into, say, flogging with a wet noodle or the even worse punishments inflicted by fundamentalist religions.
I think I’ll say 10 Hail Marleys and 10 AARRRR Fathers, and try to get on with my life.
@LindaBee
Arghhh, beans! Ok, you do have some penance to do. I suggest you engage in our way of observing mass (having a beer) on a daily basis.
Beer and beans? Whew… I hope your friends have no sense of smell…
@Jingles Feb 26th, 2007 at 6:31 am “Beer and beans? Whew… I hope your friends have no sense of smell…”
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Strong, black coffee and beans can do the trick as well: check out the campfire scene in Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles”, the theatre version I mean, like it is now on DVD. They took out the sound effects for television broadcast, which lead to a strange cowboy ballet. Say no more, say no more: you can find “both” on the same DVD!
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Spotted at recent motorcycle event in Watertown SD
I eat pasta all the time, I cut the meatballs into four pieces and suck on them. Mmmmm pasta is so good. I fi saw pasta flying I would blow it up
I have been struck by a dream, which changed my life. Before i knew much of anything about FSM i had this dream and in it i saw the world and another planet similar to the world entangled in a web of what looked like pasta what i saw strongly resembaled a certain flying wad of spaghetti we have all grown to know and love. My theory I have developed is that they are two seperate interexisting worlds both under the direct control of the noodley apendages of FSM. I don’t know what this other planet was, maybe it was a planet of pirates and pirates are so far above regular humans that they didn’t die they just got bored with earth and left on one of His noodley appendages
RAmen
dear fellow f.s.ms I came upon an news iteam that really pissed me of, it reads-chinese adviser wants hotel bibles for games.who are they kidding. why the bible, why not the koran. or tibetian book of the dead, or better the holy book of f,s,m,Chinas not even christian they hate relgion,look what they done to the tibetans
some one should stick up for the relgions that are persacuted
most christians don,t care about other relgions, they only care about them selves .I am all for freedom of relgion (as long as its not in my face)
any body who goes to china for the games should through the bibles in the bin christian or not