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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Aye. At last, coloring books fit for pirates and kiddies alike…
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… or kiddie pirates if they be startin’ young.
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That is so totally cool!
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That guy Pastaman, he’s like a rasta-pasta-pirate! It’s great!
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is there smoke emitting from Pastaman Vibration? and is that a blunt FSM is smoking?
if so… i love my religion. finally a god investing in some shameless pleasure since the Greek gods.
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That looks like an explosive cigar O.O
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Wow.
Odd would be an understatement.
RAmen
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The FSM looks sad in these picture. He looks like a kicked puppy. Hire a new artist! (If we can afford it.)
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what the fuck is that in the cage?! a badger? do pastafarians condone animal cruelty? because that cage looks too small for comfort to me.
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That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too. I don’t think it’s the FSM’s idea. I think those are just some weird kids.
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Not right in the head, must be republicans(no offense).
RAmen
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I’m cool with it being a bear or a badger – there’s just something plain sicko about brutalizing a cat – their not gonna eat him though are they???
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@FSM loves you
“That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too.”
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I think it’s a wabbit…It’s been invited to dinner but their not sure whether to trust it to behave…thus the cage…
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Rabbits rule. I used to have 39 stuffed rabbits in my bed.
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@Wench Beth
Hello Beth!…can we just clarify something…when you say “stuffed rabbits” are you refering to cute cuddly fluffy toys or something from your local taxidermiest???…I’m not a big fan of taxidermy anything…especially wabbits…
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Wouldn’t it be a cat, as in the same cat that Henderob has posted youtube vids of? It likes climbng into boxes and drawers and such…
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@ original poster
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That is some fantastic artwork! I love the Pastaman Vibration.
Nice one :)
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@Jingles
It’s not a cat – and I’d thank you not to bring up that distressing incident that you have referred to…cat abuse is a serious issue for the whole community.
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Oh well, must be rock badger then. They’re probably fattening it up, before they make it into jerky… mmm dassie jerky….
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@Jingles
I wouldn’t know anything about this “rock badger” you’re on about…good eating?
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Yep. Thumps got me on to it. It’s sacre-licious!
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@Jingles
Fu*ken Thumper – I’ve had a gut full of that idiot. I suppose if he told you to jump under a bus you’d do that to?…”sacre-licious” – my hairy purple butt. I’ll stick to grog and party pies thanks.
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hahahahaha
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Ahhh classic…
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@Ship’s cat, I assure you, I am not likely to commit suicide at anyone’s whim, let alone a Brisbane Lions supporter. The Sacre-licious bit refers to a passage in Deuteronomy whereby several animals are listed as unclean, not least of which is the humble rock badger, known as the Dassie in South Africa. It merely serves to highlight the ridiculous nature of the text.
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Anyway, Thumps ain’t that bad if you give him a chance. He’s just devoted to his parody.
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@Alchemist, I’m sure you can see the irony over all this…
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To Thumper… oh my god, no, I meant cute cuddly fluffy toys! Sorry to frighten a nice wabbit like you! Taxidermy makes me want to hurl :(
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@Jingles
Give it up Jingles…trying to explain parody to Ships Cat is like trying to teach a monkey to paint the Mona Lisa…he’s just too stoopid.
@Wench Beth
That’s a relief…no way I’d be talking to you if you were a wabbit killer (or party benefiting from the killing of wabbits directly or indirectly through decorative wabbit products)
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I like rabbit, roasted or in a stew mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. They are very cute, but they taste so damned good.
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd
Yikes!!!! I’m outa here…
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Thumper, i’d never eat a talking rabbit, so don’t worry.
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not whilst they’re talking. makes it hard to get the lid on the pot….
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Put a carrot in it first…
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But it might get more energy from that carrot and try to jump out of the pot!
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@Jingles
In the words of the queen of teenage angst ….”won the lottery and died the next day”
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Ok. Just have to get this out ‘cos it’s killing me :)
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This carrot, RDPK. Stick it in the pot? Or does the rabbit have to touch his toes?
Well. Someone was going to say it :)
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Don’t boil it while it’s alive. Or PETA will get you.
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Naughty alchemist :) As they say: a dirty mind is a joy forever.
The carrot would go in it’s mouth of course. Where else?
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Not that i’d want to eat an animal alive, or boil it alive…. I wont eat lobster because it’s boiled alive! Eating meat ok, but why slowly torture it to death?
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European Pastafarians
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Please see http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/06/arrogant-atheists.htm#comment-57694
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regarding proposal for a European Constitution based around God!
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Or visit the new link on my name!
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:O
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To Thumper… this has nothing to do with FSM (sorry, pirates) but since I don’t have your e-mail address I have to tell you about this old tradition that I’ve participated in for years. It’s called “Rabbit.”
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When the last day of any month comes around, if you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight you will have good luck for the next month. If you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight on New Year’s Eve you will have extra good luck for the coming year!
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So I kinda took the tradition a bit further. Instead of limiting our luck-seeking to the last day of every month, my best friend and I started saying “Rabbit” at midnight every single night. Then it got worse; we started saying “Half Rabbit” at noon every day. If we’re not in the same place at the same time, we send text messages saying “Rabbit” or “Half Rabbit” depending on the time.
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But wait, there’s more… now we’ve started customizing our rabbits: on a birthday at midnight it will be “Birthday Rabbit”, on a holiday it will be “Valentine’s Rabbit” or whatever (you get the idea). It has become rather obsessive and extremely funny.
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Just thought a wabbit like you might appreciate that bit of insanity :)
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@Wench Beth
So would 2pm be “Half-Rabbit plus 2″?
That’s an odd habit you’ve got thaargh.
RAmen
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I did the “Rabbit” thing at the turn of the millenium.
1000 years of luck!? Yay!?
So I’ll get the premier strippers and champagne in heaven?
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I didn’t know about the end of the month thing, but if you’re round a camp fire and the smoke blows in your face, you say “I hate rabbits” 3 times and the smoke is supposed to go another direction. No idea why.
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i’ve decided that it’s a badger.
but i’m still hung up about where the smoke emitting from pastaman’s head is coming from [on the left]. i know the right side is from the blunt FSM is smoking.
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To Pixel Pop… 2:00 PM would be “Half Rabbit plus two hours”. But 12:02 PM would be “Half Rabbit plus two”.
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To The FSM loves you… good for you! I also said “Rabbit” at the turn of the millenium, even though I was at a party and everyone could hear me :) My best friend did it, too. Yes, I’m sure the FSM will grant you a front row seat at the volcano AND the factory :)
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I dont know about you, but I had a bible coloring book when I was a kid. This would have been much more fun.
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I hated coloring books, I could never paint between the lines. My fine motoric-skills are not exactly well developed, to say the least.
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Thumper, do come back, I promise I won’t eat you, promised.
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@Wench Beth (Feb 16 at 1.51pm)
Ummmm…tis an odd habit but a fine habit nonetheless. My habits are generally those likely to hasten my inevitable face to face with the FSM (and thus holy habits) so saying “Rabbit” 100 times daily would seem harmless enough…In Oz if you say “White Rabbit” on the first of the month anyone seeking to pinch and punch you (”pinch and punch for first of the month”) is estopped from doing so…did Tyler call?…I miss him already…
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@Everyone who makes jokes about eating wabbit and the positioning carrots to facillitate the capture of wabbits.
I suppose you all think that’s funny!!! It’s not funny…it’s borderline sociopath and I urge you all to seek the assistance of a properly accredited professional.
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@Thumpy
You can count on me to never do anything wrong!
RAmen
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@Thumper- you want me to see a shrink?! I have like, almost zero respect for most shrinks.
DEATH TO SHRINKS! *grins manically and grabs rusty spork in one hand*
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