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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Wench Beth
Ah, I see. Ingenious way of telling time, though a bit unnecessary!
@Dread Wench L’TUAE
What do you make of this inkblot?
RAmen
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Any one know how I can call @stralia :) ie codes and stuff.
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@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Ok…sounds like you may have had a bad experience…just lie down and tell ole Thumpie all about it….I don’t know what “spork” is and frankly I’m a little frightened.
@Pixel
Nice to see you again Pixel…I recall that you had a little meld down at poor ole Thumpie on another Thread…are we over this yet???
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Thumper. Do I need a criminal record to get in ? (:))
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@Alchemist
Good morning…how goes the weather in sunny Yorkshire? I’ve never called Australia so I can’t help…0011 is a good start…you’ll also need an “area code” Queensland is 07…I’d post my phone number so we could have a little chat while you’re here but I’m a bit concerned that Dread Wench L’TUAE might be a bit crazy and perhaps dangerous…good luck and enjoy the accents…
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@Alchemist
“Thumper. Do I need a criminal record to get in ? (:))”
Only if you want to stay and fit in with the locals…20 year work visa with bed and board provided by her Majesty…onjce you get out they’ll make you Governor…where else can you get a deal like that!!!
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hahaha. Thanks, the weather is well, shitty as usual. It’s a normal condition over here :)
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PS Good reply :)
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@Thumpy
I don’t remember having any meltdown.
Did I?
You’ll have to forgive me, it’s that special time of the month for me. ^.^
RAmen
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@Pixel
“You’ll have to forgive me, it’s that special time of the month for me. ^.^”
Errrrrrr…mind if I call you Brian…you see Brian boys and girls are basicly the same but in some ways very “different”…when girls reach a certain age they become even more different…this happens once a month…someone at school may have said something or given you something to read that has misled you. Trust ole Thumpie when he says you shouldn’t be having “monthly” problems and if you are please phone 911 immediately.
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@Thumpy
Can’t take a joke, eh?
I’m old enough to know what I’m saying, thanks.
How the f*** do you know my name? Creepy!
RAmen
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@Pixel
I read a lot of posts and have a memory like an elephant that studied memory at Oxford…sorry if I offended…I have that effect on people.
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oops! I was called a stalker by Teddy over that :)
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@Alchemist
I dunno…people are just so damned sensitive…you meet them on the internet and decide to locate them using electronic and physical means…you travel half way across the world for a “drop in” visit thinking it’ll be a nice surprise and what do they do!!!…have you arrested…again…
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hahahahaha. You coming out for for a beer on Tuesday?
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@Alchemist
I’d love to but I can’t enter the UK again until my new passport has been forged. For the money I’m paying I would have thought Yuri and his gang could get a wriggle on…I’ll go down there this afternoon and complain…if I’m not back tomorrow I probably never will be.
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hahahaha. I’ve just posted on the forums and have been told off! Three posts, must be a record :)
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@Thumpy
That happens to me too. I remember things that I shouldn’t and forget all the important stuff.
It’s a disease I’m telling ya.
RAmen
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@Pixel hahaha. It’s kind off fun too! Peoples faces when you say “you remember that conversation we had a year ago last Tuesday? Well, I’ve had a think and here is a brief list as to why I’m right and you’re wrong!”
Never remember important dates though – I think I’ve got a birthday coming up soon, not sure when :)
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@Thumper- soory, shrinks are just one step away from school counselors, and I really don’t like them.
A spork is the school lunchroom invention. It is a cross between a spoon and a fork, having shorter tines than a fork but a concave side like a spoon.
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@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Really!!!…why a spork?…would kids at your school kill each other if armed with forks???
Don’t apologise re the shrinks…shrinks are crazy…I was just a bit concerned that you might be dangerous… but now I know what a spork is I’m no longer frightened.
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Never really saw the point of sporks, either you need a spoon of a fork, or else everyone else eats stuff I’ve never seen, probably the latter.
Don’t worry about people eating you Thumper, I was posting as Rabbit for a fair while before you showed up and noone ever tried to eat me.
Starting timer for Alchemist to find some way to make a dirty joke about this post…
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Who me :)
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Oh, go on then.
You’re going to the wrong clubs! (not too rude eh)
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@Thumper- kids would kill each other with many objects;)
I personally advocate a way around in school violence, which is:
ta-ta-da-da! PAID GRUDGE MATCHES.
People would sign up for after school, and other people would pay to watch. It stops the violence before it disprupts the learning process.^_^
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@Dread Wench L’TUAE
“shrinks are just one step away from school counselors, and I really don’t like them”
RAmen!
I hate counselors, what a bunch of asswipes!
RAmen
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Have you heard that joke about Boy Scouts and their counselors?
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u niggers r wack
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u guys can suck my flying spagetti and meat BALLS u ass fucking butt pirates, CHILD MOLESING PEVERTS
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@ur mom Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Really is that the best you can do? What ever happened to hate mailer creativity :(
No more 60 instances of variations of the words f..k in one sentence…no more oars…*sniff sniff*…all that we have is an occassional visit from hungdaddy….. it’s just not fair….*sniff sniff*
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“CHILD MOLESING PEVERTS”
There are some three syllable words on my name link you may not be able to read, but have a go anyway :))
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Woof woof….
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Get at least a $300 credit limit.
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ur mom, if you ever return, I commend you on your creative, well thought out, and clearly original messages. Your spelling and syntacs were flawless. I find it especially impressive that you managed to spell “spaghetti” correctly. It’s one of those “big people” words and, judging by the fluence in words you displayed, I’m sure that you didn’t even need to check the title of the site to spell it correctly.
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ur mom
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As it happens my mom doesn’t have any balls.
You’re a bit mixed up aren’t you.
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Hi.
Good design, who make it?
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