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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Jingles
Fu*ken Thumper - I’ve had a gut full of that idiot. I suppose if he told you to jump under a bus you’d do that to?…”sacre-licious” - my hairy purple butt. I’ll stick to grog and party pies thanks.
hahahahaha
Ahhh classic…
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@Ship’s cat, I assure you, I am not likely to commit suicide at anyone’s whim, let alone a Brisbane Lions supporter. The Sacre-licious bit refers to a passage in Deuteronomy whereby several animals are listed as unclean, not least of which is the humble rock badger, known as the Dassie in South Africa. It merely serves to highlight the ridiculous nature of the text.
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Anyway, Thumps ain’t that bad if you give him a chance. He’s just devoted to his parody.
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@Alchemist, I’m sure you can see the irony over all this…
To Thumper… oh my god, no, I meant cute cuddly fluffy toys! Sorry to frighten a nice wabbit like you! Taxidermy makes me want to hurl :(
@Jingles
Give it up Jingles…trying to explain parody to Ships Cat is like trying to teach a monkey to paint the Mona Lisa…he’s just too stoopid.
@Wench Beth
That’s a relief…no way I’d be talking to you if you were a wabbit killer (or party benefiting from the killing of wabbits directly or indirectly through decorative wabbit products)
I like rabbit, roasted or in a stew mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. They are very cute, but they taste so damned good.
@Red DutchPasta Kidd
Yikes!!!! I’m outa here…
Thumper, i’d never eat a talking rabbit, so don’t worry.
not whilst they’re talking. makes it hard to get the lid on the pot….
Put a carrot in it first…
But it might get more energy from that carrot and try to jump out of the pot!
@Jingles
In the words of the queen of teenage angst ….”won the lottery and died the next day”
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Ok. Just have to get this out ‘cos it’s killing me :)
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This carrot, RDPK. Stick it in the pot? Or does the rabbit have to touch his toes?
Well. Someone was going to say it :)
Don’t boil it while it’s alive. Or PETA will get you.
Naughty alchemist :) As they say: a dirty mind is a joy forever.
The carrot would go in it’s mouth of course. Where else?
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Not that i’d want to eat an animal alive, or boil it alive…. I wont eat lobster because it’s boiled alive! Eating meat ok, but why slowly torture it to death?
European Pastafarians
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Please see http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/06/arrogant-atheists.htm#comment-57694
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regarding proposal for a European Constitution based around God!
Or visit the new link on my name!
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To Thumper… this has nothing to do with FSM (sorry, pirates) but since I don’t have your e-mail address I have to tell you about this old tradition that I’ve participated in for years. It’s called “Rabbit.”
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When the last day of any month comes around, if you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight you will have good luck for the next month. If you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight on New Year’s Eve you will have extra good luck for the coming year!
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So I kinda took the tradition a bit further. Instead of limiting our luck-seeking to the last day of every month, my best friend and I started saying “Rabbit” at midnight every single night. Then it got worse; we started saying “Half Rabbit” at noon every day. If we’re not in the same place at the same time, we send text messages saying “Rabbit” or “Half Rabbit” depending on the time.
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But wait, there’s more… now we’ve started customizing our rabbits: on a birthday at midnight it will be “Birthday Rabbit”, on a holiday it will be “Valentine’s Rabbit” or whatever (you get the idea). It has become rather obsessive and extremely funny.
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Just thought a wabbit like you might appreciate that bit of insanity :)
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@Wench Beth
So would 2pm be “Half-Rabbit plus 2″?
That’s an odd habit you’ve got thaargh.
RAmen