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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Aye. At last, coloring books fit for pirates and kiddies alike…
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… or kiddie pirates if they be startin’ young.
That is so totally cool!
That guy Pastaman, he’s like a rasta-pasta-pirate! It’s great!
is there smoke emitting from Pastaman Vibration? and is that a blunt FSM is smoking?
if so… i love my religion. finally a god investing in some shameless pleasure since the Greek gods.
That looks like an explosive cigar O.O
Wow.
Odd would be an understatement.
RAmen
The FSM looks sad in these picture. He looks like a kicked puppy. Hire a new artist! (If we can afford it.)
what the fuck is that in the cage?! a badger? do pastafarians condone animal cruelty? because that cage looks too small for comfort to me.
That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too. I don’t think it’s the FSM’s idea. I think those are just some weird kids.
Not right in the head, must be republicans(no offense).
RAmen
I’m cool with it being a bear or a badger - there’s just something plain sicko about brutalizing a cat - their not gonna eat him though are they???
@FSM loves you
“That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too.”
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I think it’s a wabbit…It’s been invited to dinner but their not sure whether to trust it to behave…thus the cage…
Rabbits rule. I used to have 39 stuffed rabbits in my bed.
@Wench Beth
Hello Beth!…can we just clarify something…when you say “stuffed rabbits” are you refering to cute cuddly fluffy toys or something from your local taxidermiest???…I’m not a big fan of taxidermy anything…especially wabbits…
Wouldn’t it be a cat, as in the same cat that Henderob has posted youtube vids of? It likes climbng into boxes and drawers and such…
@ original poster
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That is some fantastic artwork! I love the Pastaman Vibration.
Nice one :)
@Jingles
It’s not a cat - and I’d thank you not to bring up that distressing incident that you have referred to…cat abuse is a serious issue for the whole community.
Oh well, must be rock badger then. They’re probably fattening it up, before they make it into jerky… mmm dassie jerky….
@Jingles
I wouldn’t know anything about this “rock badger” you’re on about…good eating?
Yep. Thumps got me on to it. It’s sacre-licious!