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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Aye. At last, coloring books fit for pirates and kiddies alike…
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… or kiddie pirates if they be startin’ young.
That is so totally cool!
That guy Pastaman, he’s like a rasta-pasta-pirate! It’s great!
is there smoke emitting from Pastaman Vibration? and is that a blunt FSM is smoking?
if so… i love my religion. finally a god investing in some shameless pleasure since the Greek gods.
That looks like an explosive cigar O.O
Wow.
Odd would be an understatement.
RAmen
The FSM looks sad in these picture. He looks like a kicked puppy. Hire a new artist! (If we can afford it.)
what the fuck is that in the cage?! a badger? do pastafarians condone animal cruelty? because that cage looks too small for comfort to me.
That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too. I don’t think it’s the FSM’s idea. I think those are just some weird kids.
Not right in the head, must be republicans(no offense).
RAmen
I’m cool with it being a bear or a badger - there’s just something plain sicko about brutalizing a cat - their not gonna eat him though are they???
@FSM loves you
“That’s a bear. The valentine’s day (PASTA day, actually) card shows some fair cruelty to bears too.”
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I think it’s a wabbit…It’s been invited to dinner but their not sure whether to trust it to behave…thus the cage…
Rabbits rule. I used to have 39 stuffed rabbits in my bed.
@Wench Beth
Hello Beth!…can we just clarify something…when you say “stuffed rabbits” are you refering to cute cuddly fluffy toys or something from your local taxidermiest???…I’m not a big fan of taxidermy anything…especially wabbits…
Wouldn’t it be a cat, as in the same cat that Henderob has posted youtube vids of? It likes climbng into boxes and drawers and such…
@ original poster
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That is some fantastic artwork! I love the Pastaman Vibration.
Nice one :)
@Jingles
It’s not a cat - and I’d thank you not to bring up that distressing incident that you have referred to…cat abuse is a serious issue for the whole community.
Oh well, must be rock badger then. They’re probably fattening it up, before they make it into jerky… mmm dassie jerky….
@Jingles
I wouldn’t know anything about this “rock badger” you’re on about…good eating?
Yep. Thumps got me on to it. It’s sacre-licious!
@Jingles
Fu*ken Thumper - I’ve had a gut full of that idiot. I suppose if he told you to jump under a bus you’d do that to?…”sacre-licious” - my hairy purple butt. I’ll stick to grog and party pies thanks.
hahahahaha
Ahhh classic…
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@Ship’s cat, I assure you, I am not likely to commit suicide at anyone’s whim, let alone a Brisbane Lions supporter. The Sacre-licious bit refers to a passage in Deuteronomy whereby several animals are listed as unclean, not least of which is the humble rock badger, known as the Dassie in South Africa. It merely serves to highlight the ridiculous nature of the text.
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Anyway, Thumps ain’t that bad if you give him a chance. He’s just devoted to his parody.
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@Alchemist, I’m sure you can see the irony over all this…
To Thumper… oh my god, no, I meant cute cuddly fluffy toys! Sorry to frighten a nice wabbit like you! Taxidermy makes me want to hurl :(
@Jingles
Give it up Jingles…trying to explain parody to Ships Cat is like trying to teach a monkey to paint the Mona Lisa…he’s just too stoopid.
@Wench Beth
That’s a relief…no way I’d be talking to you if you were a wabbit killer (or party benefiting from the killing of wabbits directly or indirectly through decorative wabbit products)
I like rabbit, roasted or in a stew mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. They are very cute, but they taste so damned good.
@Red DutchPasta Kidd
Yikes!!!! I’m outa here…
Thumper, i’d never eat a talking rabbit, so don’t worry.
not whilst they’re talking. makes it hard to get the lid on the pot….
Put a carrot in it first…
But it might get more energy from that carrot and try to jump out of the pot!
@Jingles
In the words of the queen of teenage angst ….”won the lottery and died the next day”
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Ok. Just have to get this out ‘cos it’s killing me :)
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This carrot, RDPK. Stick it in the pot? Or does the rabbit have to touch his toes?
Well. Someone was going to say it :)
Don’t boil it while it’s alive. Or PETA will get you.
Naughty alchemist :) As they say: a dirty mind is a joy forever.
The carrot would go in it’s mouth of course. Where else?
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Not that i’d want to eat an animal alive, or boil it alive…. I wont eat lobster because it’s boiled alive! Eating meat ok, but why slowly torture it to death?
European Pastafarians
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Please see http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/06/arrogant-atheists.htm#comment-57694
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regarding proposal for a European Constitution based around God!
Or visit the new link on my name!
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To Thumper… this has nothing to do with FSM (sorry, pirates) but since I don’t have your e-mail address I have to tell you about this old tradition that I’ve participated in for years. It’s called “Rabbit.”
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When the last day of any month comes around, if you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight you will have good luck for the next month. If you say “Rabbit” exactly at midnight on New Year’s Eve you will have extra good luck for the coming year!
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So I kinda took the tradition a bit further. Instead of limiting our luck-seeking to the last day of every month, my best friend and I started saying “Rabbit” at midnight every single night. Then it got worse; we started saying “Half Rabbit” at noon every day. If we’re not in the same place at the same time, we send text messages saying “Rabbit” or “Half Rabbit” depending on the time.
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But wait, there’s more… now we’ve started customizing our rabbits: on a birthday at midnight it will be “Birthday Rabbit”, on a holiday it will be “Valentine’s Rabbit” or whatever (you get the idea). It has become rather obsessive and extremely funny.
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Just thought a wabbit like you might appreciate that bit of insanity :)
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@Wench Beth
So would 2pm be “Half-Rabbit plus 2″?
That’s an odd habit you’ve got thaargh.
RAmen
I did the “Rabbit” thing at the turn of the millenium.
1000 years of luck!? Yay!?
So I’ll get the premier strippers and champagne in heaven?
I didn’t know about the end of the month thing, but if you’re round a camp fire and the smoke blows in your face, you say “I hate rabbits” 3 times and the smoke is supposed to go another direction. No idea why.
i’ve decided that it’s a badger.
but i’m still hung up about where the smoke emitting from pastaman’s head is coming from [on the left]. i know the right side is from the blunt FSM is smoking.
To Pixel Pop… 2:00 PM would be “Half Rabbit plus two hours”. But 12:02 PM would be “Half Rabbit plus two”.
To The FSM loves you… good for you! I also said “Rabbit” at the turn of the millenium, even though I was at a party and everyone could hear me :) My best friend did it, too. Yes, I’m sure the FSM will grant you a front row seat at the volcano AND the factory :)
I dont know about you, but I had a bible coloring book when I was a kid. This would have been much more fun.
I hated coloring books, I could never paint between the lines. My fine motoric-skills are not exactly well developed, to say the least.
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Thumper, do come back, I promise I won’t eat you, promised.
@Wench Beth (Feb 16 at 1.51pm)
Ummmm…tis an odd habit but a fine habit nonetheless. My habits are generally those likely to hasten my inevitable face to face with the FSM (and thus holy habits) so saying “Rabbit” 100 times daily would seem harmless enough…In Oz if you say “White Rabbit” on the first of the month anyone seeking to pinch and punch you (”pinch and punch for first of the month”) is estopped from doing so…did Tyler call?…I miss him already…
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@Everyone who makes jokes about eating wabbit and the positioning carrots to facillitate the capture of wabbits.
I suppose you all think that’s funny!!! It’s not funny…it’s borderline sociopath and I urge you all to seek the assistance of a properly accredited professional.
@Thumpy
You can count on me to never do anything wrong!
RAmen
@Thumper- you want me to see a shrink?! I have like, almost zero respect for most shrinks.
DEATH TO SHRINKS! *grins manically and grabs rusty spork in one hand*
@Wench Beth
Ah, I see. Ingenious way of telling time, though a bit unnecessary!
@Dread Wench L’TUAE
What do you make of this inkblot?
RAmen
Any one know how I can call @stralia :) ie codes and stuff.
@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Ok…sounds like you may have had a bad experience…just lie down and tell ole Thumpie all about it….I don’t know what “spork” is and frankly I’m a little frightened.
@Pixel
Nice to see you again Pixel…I recall that you had a little meld down at poor ole Thumpie on another Thread…are we over this yet???
Thumper. Do I need a criminal record to get in ? (:))
@Alchemist
Good morning…how goes the weather in sunny Yorkshire? I’ve never called Australia so I can’t help…0011 is a good start…you’ll also need an “area code” Queensland is 07…I’d post my phone number so we could have a little chat while you’re here but I’m a bit concerned that Dread Wench L’TUAE might be a bit crazy and perhaps dangerous…good luck and enjoy the accents…
@Alchemist
“Thumper. Do I need a criminal record to get in ? (:))”
Only if you want to stay and fit in with the locals…20 year work visa with bed and board provided by her Majesty…onjce you get out they’ll make you Governor…where else can you get a deal like that!!!
hahaha. Thanks, the weather is well, shitty as usual. It’s a normal condition over here :)
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PS Good reply :)
@Thumpy
I don’t remember having any meltdown.
Did I?
You’ll have to forgive me, it’s that special time of the month for me. ^.^
RAmen
@Pixel
“You’ll have to forgive me, it’s that special time of the month for me. ^.^”
Errrrrrr…mind if I call you Brian…you see Brian boys and girls are basicly the same but in some ways very “different”…when girls reach a certain age they become even more different…this happens once a month…someone at school may have said something or given you something to read that has misled you. Trust ole Thumpie when he says you shouldn’t be having “monthly” problems and if you are please phone 911 immediately.
@Thumpy
Can’t take a joke, eh?
I’m old enough to know what I’m saying, thanks.
How the f*** do you know my name? Creepy!
RAmen
@Pixel
I read a lot of posts and have a memory like an elephant that studied memory at Oxford…sorry if I offended…I have that effect on people.
oops! I was called a stalker by Teddy over that :)
@Alchemist
I dunno…people are just so damned sensitive…you meet them on the internet and decide to locate them using electronic and physical means…you travel half way across the world for a “drop in” visit thinking it’ll be a nice surprise and what do they do!!!…have you arrested…again…
hahahahaha. You coming out for for a beer on Tuesday?
@Alchemist
I’d love to but I can’t enter the UK again until my new passport has been forged. For the money I’m paying I would have thought Yuri and his gang could get a wriggle on…I’ll go down there this afternoon and complain…if I’m not back tomorrow I probably never will be.
hahahaha. I’ve just posted on the forums and have been told off! Three posts, must be a record :)
@Thumpy
That happens to me too. I remember things that I shouldn’t and forget all the important stuff.
It’s a disease I’m telling ya.
RAmen
@Pixel hahaha. It’s kind off fun too! Peoples faces when you say “you remember that conversation we had a year ago last Tuesday? Well, I’ve had a think and here is a brief list as to why I’m right and you’re wrong!”
Never remember important dates though - I think I’ve got a birthday coming up soon, not sure when :)
@Thumper- soory, shrinks are just one step away from school counselors, and I really don’t like them.
A spork is the school lunchroom invention. It is a cross between a spoon and a fork, having shorter tines than a fork but a concave side like a spoon.
@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Really!!!…why a spork?…would kids at your school kill each other if armed with forks???
Don’t apologise re the shrinks…shrinks are crazy…I was just a bit concerned that you might be dangerous… but now I know what a spork is I’m no longer frightened.
Never really saw the point of sporks, either you need a spoon of a fork, or else everyone else eats stuff I’ve never seen, probably the latter.
Don’t worry about people eating you Thumper, I was posting as Rabbit for a fair while before you showed up and noone ever tried to eat me.
Starting timer for Alchemist to find some way to make a dirty joke about this post…
Who me :)
Oh, go on then.
You’re going to the wrong clubs! (not too rude eh)
@Thumper- kids would kill each other with many objects;)
I personally advocate a way around in school violence, which is:
ta-ta-da-da! PAID GRUDGE MATCHES.
People would sign up for after school, and other people would pay to watch. It stops the violence before it disprupts the learning process.^_^
@Dread Wench L’TUAE
“shrinks are just one step away from school counselors, and I really don’t like them”
RAmen!
I hate counselors, what a bunch of asswipes!
RAmen
Have you heard that joke about Boy Scouts and their counselors?
u niggers r wack
u guys can suck my flying spagetti and meat BALLS u ass fucking butt pirates, CHILD MOLESING PEVERTS
@ur mom Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Really is that the best you can do? What ever happened to hate mailer creativity :(
No more 60 instances of variations of the words f..k in one sentence…no more oars…*sniff sniff*…all that we have is an occassional visit from hungdaddy….. it’s just not fair….*sniff sniff*
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“CHILD MOLESING PEVERTS”
There are some three syllable words on my name link you may not be able to read, but have a go anyway :))
Woof woof….
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ur mom, if you ever return, I commend you on your creative, well thought out, and clearly original messages. Your spelling and syntacs were flawless. I find it especially impressive that you managed to spell “spaghetti” correctly. It’s one of those “big people” words and, judging by the fluence in words you displayed, I’m sure that you didn’t even need to check the title of the site to spell it correctly.
ur mom
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As it happens my mom doesn’t have any balls.
You’re a bit mixed up aren’t you.
Hi.
Good design, who make it?