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Published by Bobby Henderson February 14th, 2007 in General FSM news. 48 Comments
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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If only I’d had these sooner… Me sweet lass would love a Flying Spaghetti Monster Valentine’s Day card. Yarr…
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Haha, truly Noodly whoever made these!
Just wonderful!
RAmen
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So cool! But I made my own noodly card for my Pastafarian friends so there… :P
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That last one… so cheesy…
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Love the middle one though.
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Aaaaaaaw :-)
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Middle one’s my favorite…I shouldn’t give it to my highly Christian girlfriend, though. O.O
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I’m a bit concerned that the middle one depicts a cat being brutalized.
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“Ships Cat” may not be the most high profile position but it’s actually a very important part of a well oiled pirate ships operational readiness.
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You get mice gnawing through the grog barrel and who ya gonna call?
Arrrrrrramen.
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@ Ships Cat – I have no idea why but it looked like a bear to me. So you are safe best I can tell. What color are you, BTW? I’m very fond of cats…really, no jokes implied. :)
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@Rowdy Wench
“I’m very fond of cats…really, no jokes implied. :)” None taken.
I’m a tom cat with fluffy purple fur on one side and shaved on the other – been this way since the ships FSM-mas party.
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FSM-mas? How do you celebrate that? Do enlighten.
That is a bear getting … um … killed. Not a cat.
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@ Ships Cat – How wonderfully unique! I missed the FSM-mas party, dang it!
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I did too, for I was not aware of His Noodly Appendage back then.
Anyway, isn’t the winter holiday called ‘Holiday’?
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Lets see…I’m trying to remember the FSM-mas party – got it! You dress up in your best regalia, hang a photo of his noodlestness on the wall, get drunk, get drunker and shave the cat after it passes out.
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Of course! That makes sense. What of “Holiday”, though? Is it the same thing?
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@The FSM loves you
“What of “Holidayâ€, though? Is it the same thing?”
Look buddy I’m just the cat. You want answers go speak with Spotted Zebra on the other thread.
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@ Ships Cat – LOL again! I’ve been hitting the whiskey-cano tonight and am thoroughly enjoying all of this! :)
@The FSM loves you – I think “Holiday” is more of a season than an event, and it sounds like the FSM-mas party was quite an event!
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Oh, I see. Thank you for the enlightenment.
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@Rowdy Wench
Correct.
@The FSM loves you
Sorry if I was brusque. I only got 19 hours sleep yesterday and I’m a bit of a sour puss.
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@The FSM loves you
To make up for the rude remark I’ve got a joke:
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Bobby Henderson walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich. Bobby buys a round, then the ostrich and then Bobby etc…all night. Eventually the barman says to Bobby, “whats wrong with that cat? It hasn’t bought a drink all night!” and Bobby replies, “A few years ago I discovered the FSM and brought it’s noodley goodness to the world…in return it granted me a wish.”
“What did you wish for”, the barmaan asked and Bobby replied, “a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!”…boom boom.
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Ok – sorry about that.
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[Note any resemblance to Bobby Henderson or Ships Cat is purely coincidental]
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Love the cards. The first one, though, looks suspiciously like a pair of hairy testicles. Or is that just me?
The FMS-mas comments got me thinking again. We really do need to start setting up local chapters of the CotFSM. We could get together periodically and have spaghetti dinners like the Catholics do (I wonder if they realize they’re worhsipping our god when they do that). I, for one, would love to go to the Olive Garden, or some other Italian restaurant, in full Pirate regalia with other Pastafarians for a night of beer and pasta. I say we press the Prophet Bobby to let us set up local chapters. If a school in our area started talking about teaching ID, we could show up too. What do you guys think?
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That’s a great idea, but aren’t we a bit thin on the ground? I don’t know anyone around my way who is pastafarian. (Actually, I have no idea – are any of you guys from the East Midlands??)
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I live in South-East Virgnia, so I can’t imagine there’d be many Pastafarians around. But even if there’s only a few, I want to be the Holy Pirate and have loyal prostrate wenches…I mean, uh…I want to get together and have pasta and beer! If there’s ever a lawsuit against a board of education to have Unintelligent Design taught next to Intelligent Design, we need to have believers in UD, petitions ready to sign, etc. The Prophet Bobby adamantly claims the religion is for real, so let’s get some local chapters started and official memberships created.
RAmen
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I’m in Nottingham spaghetti shaman – where are you?
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I’m a Southeastern Virginian too, nice to see a neighbor here!
BTW, Josh, Bobby is collecting money for a pirate ship. Apparently.
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Nottingham UK? hey more brits. i think when we get a ship for the UK chapter (or should that be portion?) we call her the monty python…..
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anyhow.Teesside here
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I live in MD, i personally know three other Pastafarians and one of them knows two others. I think this going to an italian restruant in full pirate regalia is a GREAT idea. I will try and get us all together and do that someday, (only 17 though so no beer for me).
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I live in Oklahoma – Baptist country. For those of you unfamiliar with that breed of insanity, thank the FSM! I can illustrate this perfectly – in my fair city it is illegal to drink beer on public property. I love the idea of getting together…right now, the only Pastafarians I know of here are me and my husband!
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Norfolk, here. A pirate ship, while cool, seems a waste of parishoners’ money. We need to raise money for lawsuits, pamphlets, etc. I don’t know how many people we can convert with random pamphlets, but it’s probably more than with a pirate ship.
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I live in New Mexico and I think I am the only Pastafarian in the state (due to the fact that the high temperature last summer was 106 F). I wish there were more of you around here! I love Josh the Pirate’s idea of setting up local chapters — but so far I’d have to be president, secretary and treasurer all myself :(
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I know we’re a “little thin on the ground,” but that’s why we need to set up local chapters. TO WIN MORE CONVERTS! FSM fish on our cars and posting in here are going to get us more wenches, which is what this is all about, really. We need to make up flyers to hand/mail out and post them online so anyone can print. We need to walk the local malls in full pirate/wench regalia handing out flyers to kids. We need to crash Catholics’ spaghetti dinners and thank them for worshipping our god (with local news coverage, of course). Etc etc. I’m sure you guys are full of ideas too.
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Whoops!
posting on here is NOT going to get us more wenches…
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Aaaarr! We need a pirate ship so we can plunder. We also need one so we can give the pirates and wenches chores to do. Swab that deck! Scrape those barnacles! Raise the Jolly Roger, aplunderin’ we go. Aaaaaarrr! No, our mission is to get more pirates to stop global warming and to thank the all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster for his noodly appendages. Without them we would all drift into space!
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@Josh
Are you kidding me, wenches love the FSM!
RAmen
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@PP
I didn’t think I said anything to the contrary. I’m just saying that we need to do more to get the word out. Like canvas mall parking lots and put flyers in the windsheilds of cars that have Darwin Fish or Freedom From Religion bumper stickers. Those are the people most likely to join the CotFSM and I think a targeted approach like that would bring in a lot of converts.
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I don’t know why Spider, but I thought you were another Aussie! – Too much grog, obviously! There do seem to be quite a few of us around the UK :)
I want a pirate ship and lots of other stuff too – but I am just greedy!
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I’m from crappy old NJ, myself…don’t know of anyone else who’s aware of the mighty FSM around here, sadly.
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Anyone else in Indiana here?
@Josh the Pirate- I’ve tried putting up fliers in my school, but they aren’t “approved” and quite frankly I’m not willing to risk valadictorianship with suspension. I’ll keep trying though.
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To Josh the Pirate…
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>Whoops! Posting on here is NOT going to get us more wenches…
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Not true! Posting on this site will not only get you more wenches, it will get you INTELLIGENT, beautiful, buxom wenches who are Pastafarians like yourself! And they know how to wield a cutlass, too!
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Who’s seen the pirate weatherman who predicted a cold snap in Tampa? They really DO have an effect!
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@ Booty
Yay, really? I’m in Leicester.
The one good thing about Leicester is there actually is a pirate ship (well, a ship) that is used for worship (it’s a pub) which is perfect for pastafarians!
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Lol @Booty, me an aussie? never even been there. prefer my grog dark, and i can’t surf.
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I don’t care what the artist intended, that is deffinitly a bear being tossed overboard. Its an awesome card, but deffinitly a bear.
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What did the ghetto pirate say to his girlfriend?
Yo, hoe.
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i sent my lil lass a real noodly v. card not a good idea, i dont think his noodlieness is a romantic, or maybe shes a heretic and a non believer, damn it thats it for me and her. shes gorgeous too :( alas when will be the day when i find a woman who appreciates a simple plate of supernoodles on valentines day… who isnt a tramp with a less than full set of teeth and smells of metholated spirits?
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