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That’s a great idea, but aren’t we a bit thin on the ground? I don’t know anyone around my way who is pastafarian. (Actually, I have no idea - are any of you guys from the East Midlands??)
I live in South-East Virgnia, so I can’t imagine there’d be many Pastafarians around. But even if there’s only a few, I want to be the Holy Pirate and have loyal prostrate wenches…I mean, uh…I want to get together and have pasta and beer! If there’s ever a lawsuit against a board of education to have Unintelligent Design taught next to Intelligent Design, we need to have believers in UD, petitions ready to sign, etc. The Prophet Bobby adamantly claims the religion is for real, so let’s get some local chapters started and official memberships created.
RAmen
I’m in Nottingham spaghetti shaman - where are you?
I’m a Southeastern Virginian too, nice to see a neighbor here!
BTW, Josh, Bobby is collecting money for a pirate ship. Apparently.
Nottingham UK? hey more brits. i think when we get a ship for the UK chapter (or should that be portion?) we call her the monty python…..
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anyhow.Teesside here
I live in MD, i personally know three other Pastafarians and one of them knows two others. I think this going to an italian restruant in full pirate regalia is a GREAT idea. I will try and get us all together and do that someday, (only 17 though so no beer for me).
I live in Oklahoma - Baptist country. For those of you unfamiliar with that breed of insanity, thank the FSM! I can illustrate this perfectly - in my fair city it is illegal to drink beer on public property. I love the idea of getting together…right now, the only Pastafarians I know of here are me and my husband!
Norfolk, here. A pirate ship, while cool, seems a waste of parishoners’ money. We need to raise money for lawsuits, pamphlets, etc. I don’t know how many people we can convert with random pamphlets, but it’s probably more than with a pirate ship.
I live in New Mexico and I think I am the only Pastafarian in the state (due to the fact that the high temperature last summer was 106 F). I wish there were more of you around here! I love Josh the Pirate’s idea of setting up local chapters — but so far I’d have to be president, secretary and treasurer all myself :(
I know we’re a “little thin on the ground,” but that’s why we need to set up local chapters. TO WIN MORE CONVERTS! FSM fish on our cars and posting in here are going to get us more wenches, which is what this is all about, really. We need to make up flyers to hand/mail out and post them online so anyone can print. We need to walk the local malls in full pirate/wench regalia handing out flyers to kids. We need to crash Catholics’ spaghetti dinners and thank them for worshipping our god (with local news coverage, of course). Etc etc. I’m sure you guys are full of ideas too.
Whoops!
posting on here is NOT going to get us more wenches…
Aaaarr! We need a pirate ship so we can plunder. We also need one so we can give the pirates and wenches chores to do. Swab that deck! Scrape those barnacles! Raise the Jolly Roger, aplunderin’ we go. Aaaaaarrr! No, our mission is to get more pirates to stop global warming and to thank the all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster for his noodly appendages. Without them we would all drift into space!
@Josh
Are you kidding me, wenches love the FSM!
RAmen
@PP
I didn’t think I said anything to the contrary. I’m just saying that we need to do more to get the word out. Like canvas mall parking lots and put flyers in the windsheilds of cars that have Darwin Fish or Freedom From Religion bumper stickers. Those are the people most likely to join the CotFSM and I think a targeted approach like that would bring in a lot of converts.
I don’t know why Spider, but I thought you were another Aussie! - Too much grog, obviously! There do seem to be quite a few of us around the UK :)
I want a pirate ship and lots of other stuff too - but I am just greedy!
I’m from crappy old NJ, myself…don’t know of anyone else who’s aware of the mighty FSM around here, sadly.
Anyone else in Indiana here?
@Josh the Pirate- I’ve tried putting up fliers in my school, but they aren’t “approved” and quite frankly I’m not willing to risk valadictorianship with suspension. I’ll keep trying though.
To Josh the Pirate…
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>Whoops! Posting on here is NOT going to get us more wenches…
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Not true! Posting on this site will not only get you more wenches, it will get you INTELLIGENT, beautiful, buxom wenches who are Pastafarians like yourself! And they know how to wield a cutlass, too!
Who’s seen the pirate weatherman who predicted a cold snap in Tampa? They really DO have an effect!
@ Booty
Yay, really? I’m in Leicester.
The one good thing about Leicester is there actually is a pirate ship (well, a ship) that is used for worship (it’s a pub) which is perfect for pastafarians!