Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
@ Daan
A well good point, except that the human body is made up of colonies of billions of single-celled “creatures” which work together to make us what we are. And if you it take it back a step further, we are all made of star stuff. We and all living and non-living things are one.
MJK
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The FSM is simply the form that He chose to reveal Himself to Our Prophet Bobby in order to spread the word that the world’s major religions have fallen off the track. Pastafarianism is the true path to enlightenment. See you in Pastafarian Heaven at the beer volcano next to the stripper factory.
RAmen
MJK
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Yeah, that’s true.
We’re all made of the same stuff.
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Looking over my previous post on how the stripper factories work, it might just be a little simpler to create robots (like the TX from Terminator 3) based on preferences pulled from the mind readers implanted in the beer mugs, rather than go through all the trouble of cataloguing all the DNA. In this way, strippers that never existed could be made. For instance, my personal preference for a 8 foot tall, silver-skinned stripper who has 3 sets of tits, purple hair, and can dance to Nine Inch Nails could be made. Then again, why not have both? Those who wanted bio-engineered strippers made from real human DNA could have them, and those that wanted android strippers could have them too. To each his own. And the same supercomputer under the frozen beer volcanoes could run both the computations to recombine the right DNA for the bio-engineered ones and to construct the right poly-alloy frames and liquid metal skin tones for the android ones. But I’m sure that was intuitively obvious to all that have faith in his Noodly goodness.
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DO NOT MOCK THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER OR ELSE HE WILL KILL YOU!!! HE IS THE MIGHTY ONE!!! lol
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@ I LOVE THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER
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Okay then. Chill man….
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Lurvely sentiments from a pacifist Pastafarian, innit.
You think he missed the part about a disdain for dogma in the Gospel?
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Maybe… I think he’s just had too much coffee though, or possibly just come off a bad peak hour traffic session. He’ll be fine if we can get some grog in him.
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I’m for that…actually, i’ve just pulled an allnighter. After a long drive back from the capital on treacherous ice and snow covered roads I’ve been to wired up to get some sack time. Ended up aboard here and just made it through a nil-nil draw tween Rovers and Gooners. The Yank, Keeper Brad Freidel was the man of the match stopping several shots on goal. A game Gooners deserved to win, but I’m no Arsenal supporter so good on Blackburn…time a a bit of chips and eggs and nice cuppa and it’s on to Norwich v Chelski….I’m gonna be struggling to focus on my side Man United v Reading afters….then I’m goin’ down for the count. COME YOU REDS!!!!
Sorry, I needed that.
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@ MJK
I’m guessing your talking about soccer?:P
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Less bloggin’, more groggin’, is good for your noggin’.
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Whats hell in fsm?
Is there none?
Well i’ll sleep well tonight jokes on you THERE IS NO HELL!!
Ha ha
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@Fred- hell is full of lukewarm beer and ugly strippers, as well as the fact that they have to wash our beer mugs.
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@ Dread Wench
well, if the have to wash our beer mugs, then they wouldn’t have anytime for the lukewarm beer or ugly strippers, cause it would be a constant flow of our empty mugs:P
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I’m confused?
We’re supposed to wash our mugs? Huh?
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@ Peter
no, the people that go to FSM hell wash the people in FSM heaven’s beer mugs
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Jimothy,
Thanks for clearing that up for me!
I was a little concerned.
People really wash out beer Mugs?
Why? Mine never gets dirty? Just a non-stop flow.
Guess I’m still confused?
Oh well,
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Hey, everyone. I know I have missed a lot. Some guy went off the road on my street and totaled my car, which was parked in my driveway. Can you believe that? Is this happening because I am a godless heathen? Should I repent?
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@ Peter
its alright, we’re all confused about one thing or another:P
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@ SaucyWench
read further up the thread to see my run of bad luck
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SaucyWench Feb 17th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Hey, everyone. I know I have missed a lot. Some guy went off the road on my street and totaled my car, which was parked in my driveway. Can you believe that? Is this happening because I am a godless heathen? Should I repent?
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Well that really bites Saucy!
They had insurance to cover I hope?
And, yes I think you should start repentin’ all over the goddamn place!
Ramen
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Yes, he had insurance. I also had gap insurance, so I’m actually better off than I was before. The guy did me a favor in a way. The car was nice but was leaking oil and needed some serious and costly repairs. I now have a new car with 101 miles on it.
Maybe I’ve been touched by his noodly appendage! Sweet!
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@Peter Popoff
Hey there, Peter.
I’d like to apologize for getting really boring on the ‘Arrogant’ thread. I’d had a few drinks and didn’ t realize I was repeating myself. It all seemed new to me, every post.
:-)
Hopefully I can redeem myself.
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SaucyWench Feb 17th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Yes, he had insurance. I also had gap insurance, so I’m actually better off than I was before. The guy did me a favor in a way. The car was nice but was leaking oil and needed some serious and costly repairs. I now have a new car with 101 miles on it.
Maybe I’ve been touched by his noodly appendage! Sweet!
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Very cool! I cry about paying my insurance bill when it comes due.
But stories like this bring tears of joy to my eyes!
I guess you can stop repentin’ now.
I hit a deer two years back in my winter car. (worth about a grand).
My comp, totaled the car and put five in my pocket.
I was a very happy camper that day.
Ramen
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bill Feb 17th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
@Peter Popoff
Hey there, Peter.
I’d like to apologize for getting really boring on the ‘Arrogant’ thread. I’d had a few drinks and didn’ t realize I was repeating myself. It all seemed new to me, every post.
:-)
Hopefully I can redeem myself.
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Bill, don’t sweat the small stuff!
I just refuse to argue over what is black and white for me.
I’m to old for learnin’, so I don’t want any lessons. I hope you understand that.
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@ One-Eyed Jimothy
We call it “football” because they actually play it with their feet. The FA Cup is a tournament between the top four teems amoungst the four divisions. It’s a chance for the lower leagues to play against the big boys. Sometimes a David will slay the Goliath. It’s separate from the regular league play.
MJK
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@ MJK
forgive me, I’m American and know it as soccer. but I do agree calling it football makes more sense than soccer. not only do we butcher the English language, we butcher the sports too!:P
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One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 17th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
@ MJK
forgive me, I’m American and know it as soccer. but I do agree calling it football makes more sense than soccer. not only do we butcher the English language, we butcher the sports too!:P
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Yeah, Jimothy.
Leave it to the English to slaughter the English language…. (runs and hides)…….
heh heh
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@ O-E J
No offense taken. I’m an ex-pat Brit living in the States, so I am quite aware of the football/soccer controversy. The Brits brought the word soccer to America to begin with, so we really have nothing to complain about. I usually refer to it as the “footie” or refer to a specific side (team) when speaking to my American mates. They know me well enough to understand. I was just being facetious with you.:)
MJK
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MJK
I just sent you an email, hahahaha
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About soccer
On our trip through the French Alps we met an English hiker. We talked about soccer for some reason. I told him that in the US we called European football ’soccer’. He told me that everyone in the world calls it football. I have had some logic. I can perform an inference or two. The conclusion?:
The US is not part of the world.
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
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@ Peter
actually, there are 2 accepted forms of English: American English and British English. I think its cause the British hated to say the used the same language as us after we butchered it:P
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One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 17th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
@ Peter
actually, there are 2 accepted forms of English: American English and British English. I think its cause the British hated to say the used the same language as us after we butchered it:P
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Yep! Except it’s the damn Brits that butcher it. I mean come on, ya limey bloke!
Who the hell talks like That???? hahahahahaha
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@ bill
………it makes so much sense now:P
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@ Peter
I actually like the term bloody in the sense they use it. oh bloody hell just has a better ring to it than oh hell:P
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@One-Eyed Jimothy
‘bloody hell’ seems tame. It’s part of the stereotype of the British as reserved and not all that emotional.
The same person in the US would not say ‘bloody hell’, the equivalent of ‘gosh darn’ or ‘dag nabbit’. They’d say ‘f**k that s**t’ . Then we’d go out an shoot a small animal. Cultural difference, I guess.
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@ bill
I guess so. and whats wrong with shooting a small animal?:P
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Half the fun of being Brit in the States is that I can use words like wanker or tosser or bugger or bloody hell in mixed company and no one seems offended. I used to tell everyone that my name was Pogue Mahone (from the band). It means “kiss my ass”.
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@One-Eyed Jimothy
I guess it’s a good idea, except from the small animal’s viewpoint, I guess.
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One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 17th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
@ bill
I guess so. and whats wrong with shooting a small animal?:P
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You’ve got a hell of a point there!
Ramen
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@ Peter Popoff
You sent me an email? Where? My private address or the instant message at Disciples? I couldn’t find it on either….
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@ Peter
I thought so too
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Off subject, sorry
But his bothers me as a US citizen
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/18/world/middleeast/18bucca.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
This whole ‘one superpower’ thing is not that good, I think.
Like the saying ‘Power corrupts,…………………………….’
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Captain Mad John Kidd Feb 17th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
@ Peter Popoff
You sent me an email? Where? My private address or the instant message at Disciples? I couldn’t find it on either….
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Disciples, your yahoo account.
If it doesn’t come through soon let me know.
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@ Peter P.
“Disciples, your yahoo account.
If it doesn’t come through soon let me know.”
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How can I access my yahoo account…I mean the instant messaging, I can’t seem to find an inbox. Don’t know how to use the bloody thing, I guess….might be easier to email the directions through my Mac email account or whatever.
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MJK, That one should come through.
I’ll get that yahoo login to you tomorrow, to late to dig tonite.
P.P.
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bill Feb 17th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Off subject, sorry
But his bothers me as a US citizen
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/18/world/middleeast/18bucca.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
This whole ‘one superpower’ thing is not that good, I think.
Like the saying ‘Power corrupts,…………………………….’
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Nah, power dosen’t corrupt.
Corrupt people that have power make a mess though.
Ramen
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I do not neccesarily think this is true. If they gave me all the power, things would still be screwed up, just in different ways :P
You see 3 branches of government, I see firewood. (just a thought for the day)
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@Dread Wench L’TUAE
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Nah, if they gave me absolute power I’d burn all the dictionaries so noone would know what “absolute” or “corrupt” meant.
Hahahahaha*sinister laugh*
RAmen
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how many eternities can there possibly be?
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