Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
Booty, nah, my left eye just doesn’t work as its supposed to. It just works for about 10%. As umpire I get free food and drink right?
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@RDPK
Hell yes! (£50 ok?)
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You also get to wear a natty white hat and white coat Not enough inducement? Well, cop this :) we can’t argue with any decision you make – gold dust that! If we do we get fined part of our match beer er, fee!
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@ Alchemist
I’ll check him out. don’t mind the difficulty, I’ve been reading like an adult since like 2nd grade!:P
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Hi Jim.
It’s not his writing style (although it is a bit difficult) it’s the content. Complicity had someone milking male prostitutes of HIV +ve sperm and injecting it into the victim!
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Quote from the end of “Dead Air”
“So, Not Proven. Maybe no relationship that is not over is ever really proven, one way or the other. Perhaps that’s all we can ever hope for, in this fractured, fallen world we’ve constructed for ourselves, and our heirs”
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Not a happy bunny is our Mr Banks!
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@ Alchemist
sounds……….interesting:P
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@O-EJ
Sick is the word you want :)
That’s what makes Banks so good. He uncovers the sickness in all of us! It’s not nice but it is necessary!
He makes you look at yourself and points out the black within you. I think he’s a bloody star!
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@ Alchemist
any ideas where I might find his books?
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O-EJ
Amazon is a pot of gold for that!
I’m upset :( I have been banned from nazi.org again! (four times in three hours) I’m running out of avatars – I think it was my gypsy post that did it :(
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ok, what the hell is nazi.org?:P
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@ Alchemist – too bad! I was looking forward to hearing about the festivities. Gypsy post? Funny! I can’t imagine that was popular!
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Rowdy – I don’t know what I did wrong :) Honest *big stupid grin*
Oh Rowdy, you know when you’ve hit a sore spot when you get – “the website you are trying to contact has banned you…”
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Poor little nazis :(
Everyone together “awwwww”
Evil bastards
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@ O_EJ
Nazi.org is what it sounds like mate!
Pure evil! Please troll it!
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Cos I’m well and truly banzoid!
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By the way – apart from the obvious candidates – are there any Pastafarians who fancy a troll? Anyone fancy causing mayhem?
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@Alchemist
You couldn’t wait a couple of days so I could get banned with you huh??? Honestly…I don’t know why I bother…I was going to be Herr Thumper…a 1/4 Aboriginal Australian, 3/4 French, X-Dresser, neo Nazi fascist and aspiring Bavarian beer hall singer…with strong views against the polution of Nazi culture by punk rock and speed metal artists…oh well…
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*wabbit does “chicken dance” to polka tunes while saluting the Fuhrer with both hands*
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Sorry Thumper :) just had to do it! Bit touchy though – never been banned so quickly – serious ban too – IP block :)
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Still, that doesn’t mean we should ignore them :) I’ll open a few more emails and we can play :)
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@Wenches
Are any of the wenches around tonight?
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Batman – that would be a big no :)
you ok? You’re trolling this weekend with us?
(please – I think the “conspiracy cafe” is first then”cafe jesus” =))
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@Alchemist
Yeah, I’m in for trolling this weekend. Erm, I’m not sure how the time difference works… if I’m in Alberta, Canada, what time should I be joining? And can you email me the links? Or something…
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Yeah, I’m all right… just having boy troubles and feeling very low right now. =S Stupid, I know… I’ll be over it in time for the trolling times. I promise. I might be drunk, but I will be over it.
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@ Batman – I am back and will be around for as long as hubby is on the phone…after he’s done we will have much to catch up on so I’ll have to run…but here for now!
@ Thumper – hahahahaha! LMAO at the idea of a Nazi wabbit. Fun fun!
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@Batman
Yeah, timezones are a bugger. I’ve added yours to my Foxclock bar – you’re six hours behind me I think and Thumper’s 10 in front – we’ll sort it :) I’ve no problem staying up all night if the cause is just!
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“….just having boy troubles ”
Sorry to hear that :( we’re bastards Batman – the whole bloody lot of us!
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“…..and feeling very low right now.”
hehehehe – you’ll go blind you know :)
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“I might be drunk, but I will be over it.”
YOU might be? Hell fire Batman you wont be on your own there.
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I’ll email you a few links, see what takes your fancy. I’ve just been back to the third Reich site and every single post I made has been deleted (although I have managed to get past the ban – think I might play again later – I was actually quite pleased with my “racial purity” diatribe, I thought they’d like it – miserable buggers :(
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I’ll send you a couple of tools that I pinched from http://www.principiadiscordia.com – well, not pinched, was given – those folk are the dog’s bollocks when it comes to trolling hate groups – have a look at their site – you have to register to see the good stuff but well worth the effort :)
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Chin up Batman :) We’re here for you if you need us. You have my email addy if you ever need someone to shout at :)
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@Alchemist
ha ha ha… thanks! Nothing like a little dirty humor to cheer a girl up. =)
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Glad I’m not the only planning on being sauced this weekend. I’ve been trying to not drink alcohol or caffeine lately. So I’ve been tired as well as goruchy. I think this weekend will be a hard earned break from the sobriety wagon. Was gonna wait ’till I started the new job, and go out and celebrate by getting absolutely stupid. I suppose I can still do that…
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Thanks again for the much needed laugh.
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(re: FSM Hymnbook)
I should finish the first draft soon, so any any content should be posted as soon as possible. I can add more afterwards, but it really makes it easier if I get it now.
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Greg, I believe he is trying to make a point. You could argue how can a god create anything? This is actually more likely because spaghetti has been proved to exist. Also about the ruining or peoples lives – that is really over the top. Very few people devot their lives to religion (i personally think they are extremely sad and they fly about in planes blowing up sky-scrapers). The burning in hell is yet another exaggeration, with all due respect religion was invented thousands of years ago when people had no concept of science. They thought lightning storms were caused by gods and invented the religion thing to scare poeple and make them look smart. Today we know a lot better than that and it is entirely up to you wether to follow a religion or not. I decided to become an atheist when I was 10 after deciding that religious people were arrogant and dont listen to anything scientific to disprove god. This site has made me laugh on many poccasions (thanks guys!) but mainly because everyone over-reacts to it.
Regards ~ Yeebaagooon (14)
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@Yeebaagooon
Well spoken, it’s good to see young people who take a critical look at things and don’t just buy the believe stories without any of their own thinking. By all means hang around on this website.
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Thats exactly what im doing. I think this website is great!
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Welcome aboard Yeebaagooon!
Pull up a beer barrel! Who cares if you are 14 – it is a religious observance ;)
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@Booty
*GASP!!! Shocked and appalled… trying corrupt today’s youth like that!!! I’m joking… I told Iron gill Kidd to get drunk last night… didn’t realize he was also under-aged. =S We’re such wonderfully bad influences, don’t you think? =)
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@Yeebaagooon
Hey! Where did you get your name from? And welcome. =)
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@Yeebaagooon
welcome aboard, great to see not only someone younger putting serious thought into this, but someone who can articulate already. you’ll notice this is a distinct failing of the fundi’s! perhaps we should emulate other religions and start a youth wing… we should call them powder monkeys, an honourable seagoing position….
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@ Spider
why not just The Cabin Boys and Girls of The FSM?:P
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don’t say we have mental disabilities when you’re clearly the one of your rocker. If you’re too narrow-minded to allow people to believe in FSM-ism, maybe you should just go build yourself a WMB and blow up hinduism, buddhism, judaism, and all the other religions that you don’t believe in, you under-evolved baffoon!
Learn how to spell, while you’re at it. “Why” is not spelled “Y”
“Anyone” is not spelled “ne1″.
“To” is not spelled “2″.
And “You” is not spelled “u”.
PS: Get a life. if u don’t believe in it, get off our website! Your religion has its websites, I bet, so why shouldn’t we have one, too? Go read a bible, jump off the curb, play in traffic, prettend you’re a martyr.
PPS: There is NO single and holy “god”.
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@Batman
Under-aged and also a girl *wink wink*. People always seem to think I’m a dude on forums, not sure why!
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Hey Greg,
Instead of making harsh judgements on things you obviously know nothing about, why don’t you and your Bush following, gun toting, halfbreed, ignorant dildoes go crawl under a rock and die. This is a site for those with open minds, and yours is apparently shut, locked and covered in human feces. SUCK THE NOODLE, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
ramen
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@Jamie
While I agree with the message of your post, it is unfortunately phrased in a manner reminiscent of the fundies you yourself are speaking out against. When you go at it like that, how is any passer-by supposed to distinguish between Pastafarians and fundies?
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Alright, I decided to post the prologue to my short story for the Hymnbook. There is a reason for the corny language, trust me.
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Excerpts from the Journal of Captain Dita Lisci
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Prologue:
Journal; On the Good Ship Hyacinth
It was not a dark and stormy night. It was a dark and stormy day, one that followed a considerably darker and stormier night. The current mood of the good ship Hyacinth’s captain, Mr. Slant Atipo, could also well be described as dark and stormy. At the very least one could call it as grim and fuming, though any who possessed even the slightest measure of intelligence would refrain from doing so to his face.
The reason for his displeasure was clear enough to anyone not yet deafened by his ranting; a storm had caused the ship’s navigator to lose his place on the map. Cloud cover made stellar navigation impossible, and the storerooms of polished magnetite, a special shipment which would pay off more than three years of accumulated debt, caused the compasses to behave haphazardly at best. His guide ship had been swamped by the storm and sunk, leaving him no reliable source to follow.
It was a special order, we were sailing to the coast of South Australia where some over-rich eccentric felt the need to study the effects of magnetism on floral growth. Why he wished to do so is knowledge that I am sadly still devoid of; perhaps he believed that he could end world hunger, perhaps he believed that he could create the perfect flower, or perhaps he simply believed that it would give him an air of intellectual mystery. Whatever the reason, he was willing to pay an exorbitant amount to acquire a large shipment of the magnetic mineral magnetite. Our captain complied.
I was a passenger, on board only for my ability to pay a halfway reasonable sum to reach my destination. I meant to go to a foreign institution to further my education, but where I finally concluded my journey commands much more importance than my original objective. This is my journal, the journal of one swept in the interminable tide of life to serve a purpose higher than any he could have ever imagined. This journal holds the story as best I remember, and the narration I will give carries no dishonesties to make me or others seem anything but what I truthfully believe them to be. My crew is waiting for me down below, so I will continue this work on the morrow.
RAmen
Conrad Dita Lisci,
October 16, 1632
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Thx for the welcome guys lol!
And about the name, its a long story….
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@ G-man
sounds good, now where’s the rest?:P I’m always one to go for a bit of good reading, so post or publish or whatever more of it:P
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I’m working on the next chapter final version now, and have already finished a full rough draft. Trust me, it gets pretty weird…
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@ G-Man
the weirder the better:P
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@ G-man – I love it! No need to change a thing! :)
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@one-eyed Jimothy
Bullshit you have one eye, i saw you yesterday.
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@ Truth Teller
how do you know it was me? coulda been my evil twin, Two-Eyed Johnny
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I just want to know when the “next eternity” starts, smart guy.
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@ Smurf-herder – week next Tuesday :) bring a beer!
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@ Alchemist
dammit, there go my plans! guess I’ll just have to get hammered:P
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The hymnbook is almost done, so better get any last-minute input in while you still can.
RAmen
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Oh you of so little faith. It was written in the spaghetti ‘o’s book of vermicelli that he who was once a spaghetti monster like myself will rise and become a human meatball of will and passion. Fore our long stranded legs and arms, all of pasta, will wrap themselves around our hate of noodles…. and it goes onto say stuff about gnochi as well, because gnochis is not pastas, it is potatoes. I myself am sporting an eyepatch and a puffy shirt made of the finest strands of spaghetti.
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@Pasteur Pasta
Who said that potatoes can’t be used in pasta? Besides, “gnochi” is either spelled ‘gnocchi’ or ‘gnocci’, depending on your country. And also, don’t trust the spaghetti-o-ists. They are the creation of evil advertisers who have no sense of respect for His Noodly Goodness.
Good job with the pirate outfit, though :)
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Dear Greg,
Obviously you are someone who does not truly apretiate different religions.
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