Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
“Ruined many lives”.
Yeah, SFM killed my mother and ate my first-born child… *eye roll*
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“Ruined many lives”.
Yeah, FSM killed my mother and ate my first-born child… *eye roll*
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FSM ate my whole family… and is currently devouring my arm as we speak, making it hard to type t…
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@ Devilgoat – you can always use your nose to peck on the keyboard! The FSM will never try you too hard! Let’s face it. Do you really need two arms!
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@nocci Man Mar 8th, 2007 at 7:42 am “@Gomer Excelent!
just post anything you write (songs, poems, or short stories based on the FSM) here on this thread, and I’ll put it in.”
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Please put the sheet music in too, think of the musicians amongst the Pirates!
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I can’t read that stuff and I want to play guitar, I’m screwed:P
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@One-Eyed Jimothy Mar 11th, 2007 at 2:58 pm “I can’t read that stuff and I want to play guitar, I’m screwed:P”
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I can’t play guitar at all, reading or no reading. That makes me screwed too, maybe a bit less…
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@ JB
I would say a little less. it sucks though, cause I like the guitar
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O-EJ – I’m sure a kind hearted Pirate will convert it into tablature for you :)
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@ Alchemist
that would work, cept for the fact I have to look at tabs every 5 seconds to make sure I got it right. I need somebody there with me to teach me, how I learn best
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@Alchemist Mar 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
“Let’s face it. Do you really need two arms!’
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But Alchemist, you’ve always told me that you really do need two hands to hold the sheep….
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Dear :)
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not really just 2 Wellington boots…. as long as the sheep is old enough and consenting.
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Oh dear..another one! Never knew the English were so keen! Thought the Kiwis held the world honour in that department :) Apparently there is such a thing as “shiny sheep” Spider ;)
FSM…a wealth of learning opportunity.
RAmen
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Ah, the (in?)famous shiny sheep. A reference of he Welsh habit of covering them in oil?
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enough i hear the masses cry, i promise. no more sheep related items…
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for a bit.
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@Jean Bart
The sheet music? Been there, done that. Admittedly, I can’t understand one bit of what they mean, but still…
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I’ll try to have a beta version of the Hymn Book out as soon as I can, so best hurry with that input!
RAmen
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@Gnocci Man Mar 12th, 2007 at 6:07 am “I’ll try to have a beta version of the Hymn Book out as soon as I can, so best hurry with that input!”
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In the “Games, Fun and Jokes” section of the venganza forum there’s an old thread called “The Lyric Chain”. It contains 1102 replies, Last Post on Fri Nov 17, 2006, but I’m not sure ALL lyrics have to do with FSM (otherwise they should have been in the “Hymns and Songs” section).
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In unpacking our stereo gear my wench’n'me found our cd jukebox and fired it up. I recommend “Pirate Radio” by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper from _Root Hog or Die_. “The unpromising title ‘Pirate Radio’ turns out to be a Shane-MacGowan-as-Captain-Hook chantey (from a Robert Christgau 1989 Village Voice review of a performance by Mojo Nixon at the Lone Star [NYC]).
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– freebie at:::
http://www.diymedia.net/audio/mp3mojo.htm
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Enjoy
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Ramen
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@Navigator Spider – have you tried the velcro boots? Well worth the effort!
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Wench Nikkiee – Ewe should know better than to get between a man and his Merino! baaaaaa (hush Dolly – David will be with you in a minute)
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Some things I feel like I need to ask:
- Will the stripper factories include furs?
- What happens to those who are against alchoholic beverages? (not me.)
- What will people do all day if they don’t drink, or don’t feel like sex for some reason? (yes, there are people like that)
- How will you appear to others? will you still have wounds, be invisible, age (for children or younger), or appear as you believe you are/want to be?
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Latest gossip doing the rounds on the web “those whacko Pastafarians not only worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster, they also have carnal (sp.) relations with sheep”
Oh dear!
Hahahahahahahahaha
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Given that Xtians are proud of being of “the flock” are they implying that we would have carnal relations with Xtians? Eeew! Hee hee…
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but the sheep consent to it, its not like we force them to do it:P
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@ OEJ – hahahaha! This is true! How have you been? Haven’t chatted with you recently.
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@ RW
been rather busy with college, but I’m on spring break this week, so yay:P been pretty good, slowly startin to put the car wreck behind me
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@ Rowdy Wench
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“…..implying that we would have carnal relations with Xtians?”
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Notoriously difficult to bed are xtians :( I’ve tried in the past. Thought about changing my name to Holy Spirit. They’re always praying for the holy spirit to enter them.
Worth a shot you think ?
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@ Alchemist
*jaw drops to floor* dear FSM man! thats terrible!
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wish I woulda thought of it first:P
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Thanks O-EJ. I aim to please – hmmm, might try that too, show my sensitive side :)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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@ Alchemist – hahahaha! Made my eyes water…Laughing too hard to think of anything intelligent to say back!! :)
@ OEJ – I live in a university town and you can tell it’s not spring break around here yet – the weather is too nice! I have no idea why but every year for spring break we have our last round of winter…glad you hear you are starting to put the car wreck behind you. It definitely takes time.
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@ Alchemist
you helped me remember what I missed the most about this place-the blatantly blasphemous jokes!
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ya, shoulders still a bit sore though
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@ OEJ – It’s amazing how much a sense of humor comes out when guilt and “decency” are eliminated! I love this group… Have you driven much since the accident? I found that I did mostly OK but it took a long time to be OK driving thru the intersection where I got hit. Take care of that shoulder – as someone in my mid-30’s I can tell you that stuff that happens now will come back to haunt you later if you don’t take time to heal. It’s a bitch…although I’m not really complaining coz at 36 I look and feel better than at any time in my life, even with the hassles from old injuries. After 27 years with horses I have a few… :)
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@ RW
Haven’t driven at all since the accident. it was my second within 2 weeks, so to keep my moms insurance, I had to give up my liscence. I want to wait a while before I drive again anyway, not that I could if I still had my liscence right now. no extra vehicles:P and as for the coming back to haunt me, ya, already done some stuff I shouldn’t have with my arm and my shoulder is killing me for it. I’ll be fine though, just gotta get a job and my own insurance and a car
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@Rowdy Wench
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“After 27 years with horses I have a few… :)”
Don’t forget what they say about Catherine the Great Rowdy!
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What with sheep and now horses! Time for a rousing rendition of “Bestiality’s Best”
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@ OEJ – One of the things I’ve figured out about Pastafarians is that we are a tough lot! It seems that no matter what happens we find a way to have a sense of humor and get things done. And support each other…so, I know you’ll find a way to get done what you need to!!! For how long will you be without a license?
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@ Alchemist – hahahaha! You are in fine form tonight!! :) Careful though, this is a public site and I don’t want too many of my secrets let out…
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@ Alchemist – “tonight” for me – just turned 8:00pm. “Morning” for you…hope it’s a good one!
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@ Alchemist
wonder if Rowdy Wench is gonna do the Lady Godiva thing:P
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@ RW
not sure, depends on some circumstances that are really confusing right now
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@ OEJ and Alchemist – while I’m not a huge fan of clothing, horse hair is itchy, don’t ya know!! :)
@ OEJ – good luck, sometimes I do better with confusing circumstances if I look at the situation as if it was someone else in it and not me. What advice would I give that person? I usually give me pretty good advice! :)
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Rowdy. hahahaha. I’ll keep my lips sealed. You US central then? Yeah, just gone 0120 here, time to think about bed! Unfortunately have a fair bit of vampire in my DNA (from my mothers side, we don’t really talk about it!) along with a fair bit of werewolf and angel.
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:) Ever noticed that all the Lady Godivas these days have very long hair. Spoilsports.
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On a related note did you know that the World Naked Bike Ride has started
http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
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I hope they have padded saddles. I’ve not cycled for years but I still remember the “John Wayne” waddle after an hour on a racing bike saddle. Owch!
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@ Alchemist – Yeah, I live in US Central – Bible Belt! Wee haw! Angel? Really? Must be just a small bit of that one! Hahaha. I’ve caught the vampire thing from my husband. We went to bed early last night at 12:30 ish.
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@Alchemist and Rowdy
It’s 11.45am tomorrow here…wanna know the lotto numbers???
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@ Thumpie – :) The whole time thing is weird. I hope I can keep up on the Book Discussion thread. It’s unlike me to take on someone like hungdaddy, but I’m up for new experiences! Supper is on it’s way so I may have to take a break for a bit…
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Rowdy – I’ve got relatives in Alabama – some form of cousins – the ones my age are both teachers :)
Yeah, not much angel. The family is part Nephilim – conceived by unholy couplings between mortal women and angels.
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Thumper – wouldn’t mind knowing the Eng v NZ result early – see if I have to hide!
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@Alchemist at 5:46 pm
hmmm, might try that too, show my sensitive side :)
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@Alchemist at 6:54 pm
Time for a rousing rendition of “Bestiality’s Bestâ€
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Hmm……1hr and 8mins…excellent effort :P :)
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Bluey.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ooops :)
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@ Alchemist
they live up in the hiils or out in the sticks? cause I don’t wanna hear about any Deliverance stuff going on:P
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@Rowdy
Always take on somebody like hungdaddy…he’s dumb and needs to hear it…just don’t try and reason with him…poke verbal sticks at him and laugh and laugh and laugh…good for the soul…errr…spirit…errr…beer…RAmen
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O-EJ – Mobile my man – don’t really know too much about it to be honest!
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@Alchemist
England posted 500 off 50 and lost the game by 10 wickets in the 10th over…good match to put a bet on…
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*wabbit is not liable for any sports tipping advice provided by virtue of living in the future*
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