Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
How are we going to have access to it, Gnocci man?
I would love a copy. :)
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@Booty
I’ll put it online, send a link to Bobby, and WHOOM FIZZLE! it’s done. A download option shouldn’t be too hard, but right now I just need to focus on making the thing.
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By the way, do you think I should make a text version as well? It wouldn’t be too hard and it would allow easier access. I’m at around 40 pages now, and content is still growing. I want to have 100+ pages in final version, so I still need much more input. ANY PASTAFARIAN READING THIS SHOULD TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY AND WRITE SOMETHING (as per earlier specifications) FOR THE FSM HYMN BOOK.
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FSM makes just as much sense as any other religion…
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Apropos of nothing, “the Flying Spaghetti Monster” is an anagram of “impregnates thyself tonight”. I reckon that’s a fair message to those that respond to Pastafarianism like the author of the source of this thread…
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if we wer made in gods image than all gods are bisexual!!!
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Bisexual Penguins?
Sweeetttt!!!!!!!!
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if someone could answer this question really quickly:
did the kansas school board recant their decision? or do they still teach ID in their schools?
-Jesus
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if someone could answer this question really quickly:
did the kansas school board recant their decision? or do they still teach ID in their schools?
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//if someone could answer this question really quickly:
did the kansas school board recant their decision? or do they still teach ID in their schools?//
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I read that most of them got voted out (huzzah!). One in the eye for ID.
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BTW, I want hermaphrodite strippers. No point limiting your options.
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RAaaaaaaaamen
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Cap’n Annie
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@Jesus, others who are interested
“if someone could answer this question really quickly:
did the kansas school board recant their decision? or do they still teach ID in their schools?”
The National Centre for Science Education has extensive info on all that and tons more of ID-teaching related info:
http://www.natcenscied.org/
Ther short answer is that two ID proponents lost their seats in the last mideterms, the board now has a 6-4 pro-science majority. Not a big one, but enough for them to have thrown out all ID nonsense from curricula already.
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I heard they retracted their decision regarding ID.
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Hello.
To contribute to your peaceful and lovely discussion; I eat kittens.
Ramen.
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@ The One.
Do you cook them first? I was having a similar conversation re. babies. I’ve been told that sautee is preferable for long pig. I suppose stir fry for kittens? Have you tried kitten huffing? Very good !!
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@The One
Pastafarianism is not dogmatic, so as long as you serve them with pasta you’re fine. Bon appetite.
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I prefer bunnies (sorry Thumper! ;) )
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Booty, me too (scared thumper about that a while back). But cats are also known as roof-rabbits over here. They ate them a lot during the war.
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When we meet up we’ll have to be sure to invite Thumper – Mmmmm – dinner! ;)
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@Booty
ha ha ha ha… poor Thumper. =( I have never eaten rabbit… what is it like? I don’t think I could eat an animal that I would consider having for a pet (rabbits are so sweet looking!!). Also don’t eat wild animal meat (like deer and bison) because I always used to be scared by the big heads of them that people would put up on their walls. If you go to Banff or any of the rockie resorts, they have animal heads and antlers up all over the damn place… it’s very off-putting. As a kid, we went and stayed in the Chateau Louise one year, and I had nightmares about the big elk that had been hung directly above my bed.
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We used to get given rabbit stew as a child, and you just ate hat you were given – it’s nice – sort of sweet chicken but a bit more gamey – hard to describe if you have never eaten game!
Things like venison, pheasant etc are quite popular here in semi-posh restaurants!
Bit too strong for me though!
Just teasing Thumper really! Thought I’d get my own back a bit!
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Poor Thumper ;) Won’t be game to emerge from behind those bushes :)
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@Booty Mar 3rd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
“When we meet up we’ll have to be sure to invite Thumper – Mmmmm – dinner! ;)”
See Booty with the pot…run Thumper run..! :)
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Well, it is important to keep your strength up when fighting fundies and ninjas you know ;)
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Erm..Booty..you did’n by any chance borrow that pot from O-EJ did you? It’s just that….
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The FSM Hymn Book is coming along quite well, though it was set back slightly by a 24-hour stomach flu I caught. Any input of FSM-based poetry, songs, short stories, etc. would be welcome and is also very necesary. I have recently been working mostly on the technical side, but any suggestions on a good short story (one that at the very least involves pasta) to include would be welcome. I have been writing the short story “excerps from the journal of captain Dita Lisci (dita lisci is a type of smallish elbow macaroni),” and as once it is done there will still only be two pastafarian short stories I could really use the help.
If anyone has absolutely no idea what I was talking about, check up the post a bit. I am compiling a collection of pastafarian literary curiosities such as songs, poems, stories, and so on, all written by genuine pastafarians. Take this chance!
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@Booty
Did you receive the link to the “Hymns and Songs” forum? I even can’t remember having sent it…
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Hi Nikkiee
The FSM is a never-ending, non-stop thing isn’t it? I think you’re a day ahead of me here. Pastafarianism never sleeps.
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@ Wench Nikkie
I don’t think she got it from me *takes a quick inventory* nope I still got my pot, but my ladle and ginsu knife are missing:P
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@ OEJ – Haven’t chatted with you in a while – hope you are well! Don’t you guys go and scare poor Thumpie too much!! :)
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@ RW
been away for a bit, had a car wreck and been a bit shook up
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@Booty and the other carnivores
“We used to get given rabbit stew as a child, and you just ate hat you were given – it’s nice – sort of sweet chicken but a bit more gamey – hard to describe if you have never eaten game!”…
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Sweet like chicken!!!…bit more gamey!!!…not even Xtians eat wabbit and rockbadger…*insert terrified wabbit*
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*drills holes in pot and puts it over Thumper* don’t worry little wabbit, I’ll protect ya and let ya out when its ok:P
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@ OEJ – Sorry to hear about the wreck. It’s been a few years but I had one that totalled my car, so I understand about the shook up!
@ Thumpie – I never, ever eat wabbit! You are safe from me!! ;)
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@ RW
ya, I totalled my moms van, kinda scary
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@ OEJ – Just remember, the van is replaceable. We aren’t! I hope you are OK. It’s always scary to have a wreck – I hate the sound of crunching metal!
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@ RW
well, in that instance neither do I! normally, crunching metal is a good sound to me, dunno why though:P
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OEJ– Oh! Glad to hear you’re ok, at least. A few months ago I crashed right into some guy’s car…(I blame it on the lack of experience!)…ick, not fun. But as long as the car’s the only thing that got damaged…!
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@ OEJ – I’ve never heard crunching metal other than in a car wreck…I’m sure in some situations it may be quite a satifying sound! Like for the guys that deconstruct airplanes…I think something like that was on a “Dirty Jobs”!
@ IGK – Ya, definitely – cars are always replaceable, as I said to OEJ! We don’t grow back so well…
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Booty
Mar 3rd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
When we meet up we’ll have to be sure to invite Thumper – Mmmmm – dinner! ;)
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Hahahahaha. mmmm yes, great idea. Why don’t you invite him? We just booked to go to yorkshire for a long weekend starting this friday (9th).
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@ RW
I love that show! some of those jobs I didn’t even know existed:P
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“How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something?”
Yeah. Good point. How can a giant being, made of spaghetti or whatever, be flying and making creatures?
Hmm, let’s bring this one step further. How can a man exist, invisible to all humans, and create creatures and the world itself?
Think about it.
There’s no proof for FSM.
There’s no proof for God.
Accept all the religeons, or none of them.
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(re: FSM Hymnbook. read up the thread a bit if this makes no sense)
The hymn-book now has 43 pages, but too much of that is sea shanties. I need more pastafarian input before this thing can even get CLOSE to done. Booty is the only one who has given me any input so far (thanks again, Booty!), and I can’t take all the content I need from old threads. The “Hymns and Songs” discussion forum is helpful, I have recovered quite a bit of content from it, but PLEASE POST ANY SONGS/POEMS/STORIES THAT YOU WRITE HERE. It really helps when I don’t have to go on a cross-thread scavenger hunt to find them.
RAmen
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Alright, I just got pretty much everything from the “Hymns and Songs” forum. The FSM Hymn Book is now at around 65 pages.
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READ “dantes_torment” AT THE TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION. (4th)
Way to go. its the best comment here!
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May his noodly appendages touch you.
I just wish there were FSM followers in INDIA. Is there an INDIAN HERE ?
come to me page pal.
AM
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I am new to this site and wondered about the following: -Lets for one moment suppose the Christian fundies are correct in believing that their god exists. The world is only six thousand years old and Adam was created from a handful of dust. Adam was then tempted into evil by tasting the forbidden fruit. Why then did their God not send Jesus down to earth immediately after Adam was tempted? He could have saved himself a whole lot of talking as he would only have had to lecture two people and no cross thing. Communications two thousand years ago were limited to walking and physically visiting people (I know people could write two thousand years ago but the postal service was not up to much). So the fundies God waited for four thousand years before sending the immaculately conceived Jesus to right the wrongs that Adam started, just so the poor lad could be beaten, whipped, hung on a cross and get very sore feet. Sounds like child abuse to me. Is it any wonder the Old Testament is so cruel if he could do that to his child.
Keep your God fundies, i’m following FSM
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@ Gnocci
Don’t fret – I’m on my way doing a little poetry interpretation.. It might at least fill one or two pages more. It’s quite long I guess, but I’ll try to get it up here asap.
S
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@nowis
Good to hear it. I need any content I can get, as I’m still going for 100+ pages. Maybe I’ll post some excerpts from my short story here, see if that would get some more people to help. You, Booty, and Jean Bart are the only ones so far who have tried to assist.
Looking forward to reading your poem,
RAmen
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I want to help with the hymn book!
give me the link.
-Gomer
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@Gomer
Excelent!
just post anything you write (songs, poems, or short stories based on the FSM) here on this thread, and I’ll put it in. It’s a powerpoint presentation (so it’ll be interactive), once it’s done I’ll send it to Bobby Henderson to be added to Venganza. It might take a while, as I’ve been retrieving a lot of difficult-to-find content from old threads not to mention the FSM discussion forums. Any input is welcome!
RAmen
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@ G-Man
if I can get my creative juices flowing again, I’ll try to add some
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