Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
Alchemist should tell Batman about his dream re women only world begging for his help :)
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@Batman – ha! You should feel ashamed of yourself {stupid grin, taking the piss} I’m so upset now that I might have to resort to alcohol (boo hoo) -hahahahaha
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You’re a good one Batman
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@Batman
In OZ, it means sulking…..feeling sorry for self….wounded :) hahahahaha Alchemist
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“You’re right, I am feeling thoroughly chastized. I hope your feeling gets better soon. You should take it out to a strip club… should perk it right up in no time. =D”
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Hahahahaha…good one Batman
RAmen
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@Alchemist
Thanks. Taking the piss? I’m a poor helpless Canadian girl, unfamiliar with this slang… I don’t want to take that literally, but…
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Do share this dream of yours…
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@Wench Nikkiee
Thanks for explaining sook to me. Ha ha ha ha… I thought you were describing some illicit act, with an Aussie accent. =P
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@ Nickiee
“Alchemist should tell Batman about his dream re women only world begging for his help :)”
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Bloody hell fire woman: That was months ago, you stalking me heheheheh :)
{behind couch now}
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@Wench Nikkiee
Hmmm… are you concerned about what Alchemist is doing, spending so much time behind the couch? Is that what he meant by taking the piss?
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“are you concerned about what Alchemist is doing, spending so much time behind the couch?” Hahahahaha…I shudder to think what he is up behind there Batmen.
Anyway I have to be going. Was good to catch up with you a little Batman :) Always enjoy your posts. Catch you later :)
RAmen
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@ Batman
nah, he’s back there with a stripper I sent him. her name is Bubbles:P
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err….Batman… singular :)
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@OEJ – Bubbles – and I thought it was chewing gum =))
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@Alchemist Feb 23rd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
“Bloody hell fire woman: That was months ago, you stalking me heheheheh :)
{behind couch now}”
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Hoh!! You told me you have that same dream all the time! Why only recently you said…..
:)
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@OEJ
Aw, that was nice of you! Only a true friend would go the expense to send a high end stripper (Bubbles; sounds classy) to their strip-club-challenged pals.
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm “Only a true friend would go the expense to send a high end stripper (Bubbles; sounds classy) to their strip-club-challenged pals.”
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Well, well, from serious questions about Trinity to deep end stripper bar discussion. One has to brows venganza.org to find such amazing evolution. Yarrr!
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@Jean Bart
HA HA HA HA HA… yeah, the serious debates and conversations seem to have been sidelined today. It’s been fun though… although I think I may have offended Alchemist… I hope not. Hopefully, he’s just taking a break behind the couch.
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@ Batman
I gots connections, so I thought I’d hook him up:P
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@ Batman – don’t worry about offending me :) Not easy thing to do – had to do the Veggie food thing :)
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 5:38 pm “It’s been fun though… although I think I may have offended Alchemist… I hope not. Hopefully, he’s just taking a break behind the couch.”
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Like they say in South Africa: Moe nie worri nie. Don’t be afraid: you’re not likely to offend THAT easily a sturdy Thumpy-veteran like Alchemist!
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That and Thumper has been flicking his foot again and Nikkiee is being a pain – want’s French Toast for breakfast – bloody women!
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@Alchemist
“Bloody women” indeed! *hands on hips in mock-offended manner* Let’s just take this into the kitchen and settle it like women…
@Jean Bart
Yes, this is a good crowd, able to take jokes as well as make them. Good times…
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I want a divorce! Where’’s Thumper? Draw up the papers please Thumper.
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Alchemist can’t even cook toast without burning it!!
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@ Batman
*hands over a big frying pan* here, use this, it’ll do more damage:P
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@Wench Nikkiee Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:16 pm “Alchemist can’t even cook toast without burning it!!”
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All that shouting is in vain, Alchemist is off to the nearest bar, can’t stand TWO wenches picking at him…
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@Nikkie
If he can’t even serve you a decent piece of toast in the mornings, I say get out now, and find a man will at least order in a breakfast worthy of one such as you! Power to us!
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@OEJ
ha ha ha ha… thanks! The soup pot just didn’t have the proper balance to it…
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@One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:19 pm
*hands over a big frying pan* here, use this, it’ll do more damage:P
Oooo…can I borrow that too OEJ?
“Alchemist is off to the nearest bar, can’t stand TWO wenches picking at him…”
Coz he’s a sook!
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@ Jean – ….”Alchemist is off to the nearest bar, can’t stand TWO wenches picking at him…”
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Actually, that’s a fantasy of mine. The frying pan. ooooh frying pans, so round, so slick – hell – need – to – aaaargh
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
“I say get out now, and find a man will at least order in a breakfast worthy of one such as you! Power to us!”
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Yes. There is also the matter of the snoring and all those bloody sheep he keeps bringing home!
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The whole damn cellar is full of bloody sheep!
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Polly: “What’s the point of living?”
Basil: “Beats me. I guess we’re stuck with it”
(from “Fawlty Towers”)
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Completely off topic, will thus fit perfectly on the FSM main pages. I just posted this quote as a reply in the “Are human beings machines?” thread on the forum, answering a Catholic forum veteran (Alchemist probably remembers MPT) who stated that life without a higher purpose was meaningless.
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Well, let’s go on with that frying pan fantasy!
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@Nikkiee
Sheep… goats… what a depraved bunch we are.
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@Jean Bart
Catholic forum veteran, what does he/she claim is the higher purpose of life?
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*hands Nikkie a big frying pan* there ya go, I got a few of them for just such occasions:P
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
“Sheep… goats… what a depraved bunch we are.”
Oh not my past time Batman…Alchemist…umm..
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@One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:38 pm
“*hands Nikkie a big frying pan* there ya go, I got a few of them for just such occasions:P”
Thanks OEJ..I won’t forget your kindness :)
RAmen
ps off for a little practice right now (*evil smile*)
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:37 pm “Catholic forum veteran, what does he/she claim is the higher purpose of life?”
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Guess what… (his) God and life after death. As simple as that. I just took a look at his answer (I also had asked if helping the next person to live a decent life wasn’t a higher purpose), and guess what? He answers me that after that both the helper and the helped are going to die anyway, and if they haven’t THAT (his) higher purpose, what would have been the point of it all? My answer: they would have had some fine moments worth living for. To be continued, MPT isn’t an easy poster , ask Alchemist. No, get on with the frying pan, the sheep and the goats: it really starts looking like some Midwest. Oops!
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@ JB and Batman.
Nikkiee’s a love but just so demanding. I’m knackered, seriously! She’s a beast. I can hardly walk anymore :) {time to hide again hehehehehehehe}
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methinks Alchemist is gonna suffer some massive head trauma in the near future:P
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(@ O-EJ. Think so too, keep quiet, they might not notice )
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@All Pirates (AND Wenches, of course!)
I’m off. I’ve seen Raf turning up in the “You’re all going to hell” thread, but he’s entirely yours to play with. I also saw a glimp of “Soldier of God”: thinks look promising for all of you!
See you next time, and
RAmen,
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@Jean Bart
You might already be gone, but I will try to find this poster of Catholic nonsense in the forum… always fascinating to see how “unthinking” is still used as a viable source of reasoning in these debates.
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@Alchemist
You can barely walk, huh? Is it a physical problem, or are you experiencing sudden blindness? If it’s the second, there is a hotline number you can call on the label of those little blue pills you’ve been popping.
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@Batman
“@Alchemist
You can barely walk, huh? Is it a physical problem, or are you experiencing sudden blindness? If it’s the second, there is a hotline number you can call on the label of those little blue pills you’ve been popping.”
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Hahahahahaha :)
RAmen Batman
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@Wench Nikkiee
Thanks for the chuckles! I had fun today… and not just because I didn’t have to go into work!
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:) Yes I had some fun myself Batman ;) Just an update. I just got off the phone to the Accident Emergency ward at hospital. News is, they think Alchemist should regain consciousness in another hour or so. They also informed me that they think there is an 80% chance he will be back to his old self within a few months. Oh well can’t win ‘em all ;) He really is a dear. Very easy to get along at present :)
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I do wonder though, if he’ll remember when he comes to, that I’m often online during the time he is sleeping. *Grin*
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@Nikkiee
eeesh… I read the first part of that post and felt terrible, thinking I hadspent all that time teasing a seriously ill person! Then I laughed… and we all know that laughter is the best medicine, so now I am fine again.
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Are you happy about the 80% chance? Or were you secretly hoping he would be back to someone else’s self in a few months? Like, someone capable of making edible toast? =)
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You guys are so fun and awesome… I’ll talk to you later. I work tomorrow, so I best get to sleeping times now. =(
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@OEJ
Oh and here’s is your frying pan back. Must say it has a very nice weight to it :) Sorry I didn’t have time to clean it…I…err…it had to be removed from the vicinity rather immediately.
Thanks again :)
RAmen
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@Batman
“Like, someone capable of making edible toast? =)”
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One has to have hope.
Catch you later…sleep well :)
RAmen
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Poor Alchemist!!
Honestly you lot, I am thoroughly ashamed of you – the poor guy has enough to put up with having to live in Yorkshire, without you lot being mean to him and declining to eat his, admittedly slightly on the crispy side, but nothing that a little scraping wouldn’t sort out, french toast.
And what he gets up to with consenting sheep the other side of his couch is entirely his own business ;)
Anyway, I am sure he and Wench Nikkiee are busy “making up” as we speak.
Have a nice weekend all (especially if you are working!)
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@Batman Feb 23rd, 2007 at 8:19 pm “You might already be gone, but I will try to find this poster of Catholic nonsense in the forum… always fascinating to see how “unthinking†is still used as a viable source of reasoning in these debates.”
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Don’t ill-treat him too much: name calling on the forum can lead to being banished, which would be a pity. What’s more: I did agree completely his final answer, as you’ll find out once you’re on the forum: it’s a matter of what you’re striving for: I happen to be content with the pleasant moments life can give us, he aims at a supernatural afterlife purpose, and that’s it. This suits me: he doesn’t try to convert me (another strictly forbidden practice on the forum!), neither do I try to convert any other person. Happy that little discussion ended that way, really!
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