Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ Pixel
define “behaving”
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@One-Eyed Jimothy
You can tell there’s something wrong when you’re asked to define behaving. :)
No tom foolery? Don’t tell me we had a party with a bunch of hot wenches and I missed it, I couldn’t live through that :P
I still miss hate-mail, someone else pretend to be a fundy!!!
RAmen
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@ Pixel
nah, nothin like that:P just I’m starting to have doubts about the taking over of Detroit with no bloodshed. thats no fun:P I’ve started recruiting crazee’s from the local asylums to help hostily overthrow Detroit, ya know, the ones that hear voices and want to kill people?:P
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@Jimothy
Remember, Pastafarians take pride in being the least violent of all known religions.
Fighting would make us seem… Christian. (eww)
If you want though, it’s your choice!
RAmen
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@ Pixel
oh, this isn’t in the name of FSM. its in the name of crazee’s everywhere that are tired of being ridiculed and taken advantage of by the orderlies:P
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Doesn’t a eternity last forever? So when will the next eternity come if the current one will last forever? I think we’re in the clear.
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Captain Amazing, I totally agree. And Greg, I’ll try to talk to you like YOU don’t have any mental disabilities too, and if I suceed in doing such, it will be a miracle. First of all, the u’s and ne1’s, that won’t really get anyone to believe in you seriously if you have grammar issues. Second, do you not read? Pirates totally coincide with the religion. And how can you At Dollar Number Percent US? What about you? Ampersand Exclamation Asterisk Open Parenthesis YOU!
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So…Greg…if that is your real name…
Since when did we say we were in our god’s image? You are referring to your religious doctrine that we don’t believe is true. I think you should leave us to our ways as we have left you to yours. Stop forcing your opinions down people’s throats. which is against the religious beliefs of you “peaceful” god so you should really be classed as a heretic since your breaking and mis-interpreting your gods message to fulfil your own needs which you’d think would insult him more than a little bit…
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@Jimothy
Oh, that makes more sense. All those crazy people, all those white-padded rooms.
It just makes you wanna conquer Detroit doesn’t it?
RAmen
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How do you know that following your God is blasphemy?
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@ A conserned citizen
Or concerned possibly
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Following your god is never blasphemy if he tastes good with parmesan, garlic bread and a nice glass of full bodied red.
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@ Pixel
yes, yes it does. us crazee’s will no longer be persecuted for no good reason!:P
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@# A conserned citizen Feb 21st, 2007 at 9:15 am “How do you know that following your God is blasphemy?”
Waw! I LOVE this sentence! It’s almost as good as “May I ask you a question?” You’re an inspired Pastafarian, do you have more of such sentences?
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Wah! Detroit will soon fall under the mighty grasp of the crazies. just remember, blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light!
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@ Dread Wench
Care to join in the festivities? we’re still looking for the craziest of the crazy to lead the charge, and I’m thinkin anybody here can fill that position:P
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hey i take that as a insult too what i believe in thats very disrespectfull!!!!!!!!!
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@OEJimothy- yay! I’ve always wanted to be in a bloodthirsty mob! Looting! Burning! Mavlov cocktails!
As you can see, I like fire and I have anger that has yet to be released.^_^And yet I’m not emo or even goth…. way to exuberant for that.
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@ Dread Wench
you can call me a goth/loner/freak/pyro hybrid:P
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The great debate on the beer volcano has far-reaching implications! It would appear that most of My Noodly Brothers and Sisters here are North Americans, as you generally seem to favour cold or chilled beer. Over here in Great Britain, the traditional beer styles like ales, porters and stouts should be served cool but not cold. Lager should be cold like US beer. The myth of us drinking warm beer is just that – a myth! Which brings me to the beer volcano (Sauce be unto Him!). I can happily believe that FSM in His infinite wisdom has come up with some way of producing your favourite beer at the perfect temperature, otherwise we’d all be drinking ice-cold American Budweiser (which, frankly, is not my idea of heaven). I imagine it as perhaps sparkling streams of delicious beer cascading down the sides of volcanoes. It would never get warm, go flat, or run out. You’d just find the stream you like, get your mug, and settle down to enjoy a bit of eternity! A few like-minded souls would join you, you’d talk, joke around, maybe a few happy, fulfilled and non-exploited strippers would come over, and that’s how you’d spend your days. I’m quite looking forward to it! See you all there!
RAmen
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ps Rum works too (but that would presumably be bottled…). Yaaaaarghhh!
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@Ramdog – hi there. Few UK people too. I’m not English, I’m from Yorkshire but our two Countries are practically neighbours.
RAmen
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Ramdog Feb 23rd, 2007 at 11:24 am
The great debate on the beer volcano has far-reaching implications! It would appear that most of My Noodly Brothers and Sisters here are North Americans, as you generally seem to favour cold or chilled beer. Over here in Great Britain, the traditional beer styles like ales, porters and stouts should be served cool but not cold. Lager should be cold like US beer. The myth of us drinking warm beer is just that – a myth! Which brings me to the beer volcano (Sauce be unto Him!). I can happily believe that FSM in His infinite wisdom has come up with some way of producing your favourite beer at the perfect temperature, otherwise we’d all be drinking ice-cold American Budweiser (which, frankly, is not my idea of heaven). I imagine it as perhaps sparkling streams of delicious beer cascading down the sides of volcanoes. It would never get warm, go flat, or run out. You’d just find the stream you like, get your mug, and settle down to enjoy a bit of eternity! A few like-minded souls would join you, you’d talk, joke around, maybe a few happy, fulfilled and non-exploited strippers would come over, and that’s how you’d spend your days. I’m quite looking forward to it! See you all there!
RAmen
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Most excellent rendition of heaven Ramdog!
I look forward to meeting you there.
Meanwhile,
Welcome to here,
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
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I belive in the Flying Spaghetti Monster !!! He found me when I was down & out. Thru his Carballah powers my eyes were opened.
My only question is how does he feel about the plant earth? Does it spin (rotate) ? Does it move around the sun ? Some Christians in Georgia believe the earth doesn’t move at all. http://www.fixedearth.com/
Please reveal to me his divine guidence.
Regards
HeinzMonkey
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@HeinzMonkey
Someone else posted the link to the fixed earth site a while back… soooo funny, eh?
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HeinzMonkey, I think it spins myself.
Especially in the morning when I try to get out of bed.
Damn spinning!!!!
And yes that’s a cool link.
Ramen
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Thanks Batman
Good looking out
HeinzMonkey
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Definitely spins after I’ve had a few – bleurgh!
It is impossible to know about the mysteries of the universe, because the FSM alters our readings with his noodly appendages – so, safe in the knowledge we can never know, we can spout whatever bollocks we like :)
Hope this helps :)
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@Booty
Well said… I like that being part of FSM means I can pretty make up my beliefs as I go along… let’s all say a big AARGH and raise a glass to free-thinking rather than mindless believing!
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ARGH! Right back at you :)
And what a fine idea – *wanders off to the fridge…*
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Umm…Learn to spell correctly and I might take this message to heart.
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@Booty
I’d join you, but today is a coffee and Bailey’s day… so I will be raising a mug rather than a glass, if that is ok? =)
@Fable
Hi! To whom are you directing your comment? (Is that the correct context in which to use whom, or shoud it be who?)
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@Caped Crusader with cute goat eating the laundry.
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…..”Is that the correct context in which to use whom, or shoud it be who?”
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Never really sussed that one out. I can do the I and me thing but who and whom – naah. Who cares – your grammar is better than mine and you’re a great poster. Glad you’re here. I speak for myself but suspect I echo the sentiments of many others =)
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See – I can be nice when I want :P
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im just confused caus i havent seen proof that god does exist (somthing that has especailly dettered me is the fact i am still alive, ive shouted real loud like “IF YOUR THERE SMITE ME NOW, O’ GRACIOUS GOD” an’ nothin)
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EnDominues – erm. Welcome, but we’re spelling and grammar Nazis here (as a previous poster said) – can you use English rather than whatever it is you just used!
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Anyway – welcome to CoFSM (firefox has a spell check, it’s my saviour TBH)
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@Alchemist
AW! Thanks for that… it’s probably because the office where I work is full of people who will insist on sending out emails that blast the English language to smithereens, despite the fact that we all have a spellcheck option on our emails. Irksome for me to have to go through and read them.
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EnDominues
Why are you asking to be smited? Why? And, god not answering your “prayer” isn’t actually proof of his non-existence. Apparently, god only answers those prayers that he wants to. You might have better luck asking him to smite your enemies. There’s a lot of that going on in the bible… just tell god that your neighbor is a “stranger” who covets your wife and wishes to make free with the wives of other strangers as well, and throw in a reference to that other (Billy?) idol they are all worshiping… that’s more the smiting action that seems to appeal to god. He’s all over those strangers like a fat kid on fudge…
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@Batman
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eek, French Canada? Zut alors!
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@Alchemist
French Canada? No no… I am in the west, in cowboy country. Which sounds almost as bad, I know, but it does have some benefits.
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Shouldn’t knock Quebec too much though, they have some good stuff. Apparently their stripper bars are the best to found in Canada, almost as good as Vegas (or so I hear).
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@Batman – sorry Wench Nikkiee pushed me out of bed :)
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No Stripper bars in UK (not that I know of anyway :( – still we have a good Prime Minister – hahahahahahahahaha
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Take no notice of Alchemist, Batman. He is a little prone to day dreaming :)
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@Alchemist
I think our prime minister rocks the pants off your prime minister… oh wait… I have no basis for argument and no room for derision here…
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Are you serious? How can you have no stipper bars?? UK is a free country, isn’t it?
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@Wench Nikkiee
AH HA HA HA HA HA… without dreams, what would we strive for? I think Alchemist is tired of getting that pesky 5-o’clock shadow on his palms.
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@Alchemist
Kidding… really. It’s nice to have a woman to joke with though…
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@ Alchemist
you poor unfortunate soul! get over here in America pronto, if we’ve done anything right, its strip clubs:P
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@Batman & The Other Bugger
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Harumph. I’m not talking to you two, you pick on me! Not funny {huge elaborate sulk, probably including door slamming}
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Ha, I do have feelings you know! :)
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Hi Jimothy,
How ya doing today?
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@Alchemist
You’re right, I am feeling thoroughly chastized. I hope your feeling gets better soon. You should take it out to a strip club… should perk it right up in no time. =D
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@Alchemist
Ok, really, I’m sorry. Sarcasm is a disease, and sadly there is still no definitive cure for it. We can only wait, and hope…
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Sook! (*sweet angelic smile*) :)
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@ Peter
better. gettin over it slowly and trying to move on
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@Nikkiee
What is a sook?
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