Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
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Well, Greg. You’re way wrong that it’s ruined millions of people’s lives. In fact, it has made life more enjoyable for many, many people who know what is actually going on.
In fact, millions of people don’t even know or have heard about our religion.
To add to that; you obviously don’t know a lot about our religion at all. Here are the think that you obviously don’t understand about Pastafarianism:
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1: There is no “Hell” in Pastafarianism. Only Heaven. (Mind you, in Greek Mythology there was no Heaven, only a more or less neutral Underworld)
2: His Noodlyness did not make us in his image. No, that would be silly. He is not like your God. He’s more creative than your God (think about it… seriously).
3: Pirates are the chosen people of His Noodlyness. They are a living symbol of His presence.
4: He only takes the form of a mass of flying spaghetti, meatball and sauce. This makes Him look much tastier than your God.
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Learn up! You’ll be learning this in science class if this whole “teaching intelligent design in science classes” gets by.
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Seriously think about this logically.(I have been, that’s why I converted) How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something?(how can the christian god create something?) If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I?(when did our lord say we were made in his image?) you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives.(nah, if anything, showing our lord to teh eartyh has made it better) Y is there pirates in ur religion?(one, its why are, and 2 because they are holy beings, given to us by our lord so he can communicate with us)I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard.(what? how? what Bobby tells us about our lord makes a lot of sense) This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people.(Our lord doesn’t have a hell, that’s reserved for you christians)I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I, for one, believe, and I know many others do too)
-greg
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Well I take it he’ll be having his stale beer then, if he had read the statement he would realise that global warming is a result of the lack of pirates that and the pollution caused by 200 years of heavy industry, but why is it Christian always swear in a most unseemly manner with numerous spelling mistakes?
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Interesting. Interesting. Go on about how your intolerant of other religions and all that good stuff (oh and that grammar and spelling is just perfect).
RAmen Mateys!
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My favorite part is the “burning in the next eternity” part. The…next…eternity…riiiight…because an eternity lasts forever there can TOTALLY be a second eternity.
You can basically sum his argument up with
“You’re wrong!”
“No, you’re wrong!”
“You’re double wrong!”
“Well, you’re wrong times infinity!”
“You’re wrong times DOUBLE infinity!”
“You’re wrong INFINITY times infinity! Ha! I win!!”
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“u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity”.
The next eternity?
So… that’s when this eternity has finished.
I’m going to burn in hell for the next eternity… Oh well, that’s an eternity away, so I’m fine with that!
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