Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg
@ Spider
why not just The Cabin Boys and Girls of The FSM?:P
don’t say we have mental disabilities when you’re clearly the one of your rocker. If you’re too narrow-minded to allow people to believe in FSM-ism, maybe you should just go build yourself a WMB and blow up hinduism, buddhism, judaism, and all the other religions that you don’t believe in, you under-evolved baffoon!
Learn how to spell, while you’re at it. “Why” is not spelled “Y”
“Anyone” is not spelled “ne1″.
“To” is not spelled “2″.
And “You” is not spelled “u”.
PS: Get a life. if u don’t believe in it, get off our website! Your religion has its websites, I bet, so why shouldn’t we have one, too? Go read a bible, jump off the curb, play in traffic, prettend you’re a martyr.
PPS: There is NO single and holy “god”.
@Batman
Under-aged and also a girl *wink wink*. People always seem to think I’m a dude on forums, not sure why!
Hey Greg,
Instead of making harsh judgements on things you obviously know nothing about, why don’t you and your Bush following, gun toting, halfbreed, ignorant dildoes go crawl under a rock and die. This is a site for those with open minds, and yours is apparently shut, locked and covered in human feces. SUCK THE NOODLE, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
ramen
@Jamie
While I agree with the message of your post, it is unfortunately phrased in a manner reminiscent of the fundies you yourself are speaking out against. When you go at it like that, how is any passer-by supposed to distinguish between Pastafarians and fundies?
Alright, I decided to post the prologue to my short story for the Hymnbook. There is a reason for the corny language, trust me.
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Excerpts from the Journal of Captain Dita Lisci
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Prologue:
Journal; On the Good Ship Hyacinth
It was not a dark and stormy night. It was a dark and stormy day, one that followed a considerably darker and stormier night. The current mood of the good ship Hyacinth’s captain, Mr. Slant Atipo, could also well be described as dark and stormy. At the very least one could call it as grim and fuming, though any who possessed even the slightest measure of intelligence would refrain from doing so to his face.
The reason for his displeasure was clear enough to anyone not yet deafened by his ranting; a storm had caused the ship’s navigator to lose his place on the map. Cloud cover made stellar navigation impossible, and the storerooms of polished magnetite, a special shipment which would pay off more than three years of accumulated debt, caused the compasses to behave haphazardly at best. His guide ship had been swamped by the storm and sunk, leaving him no reliable source to follow.
It was a special order, we were sailing to the coast of South Australia where some over-rich eccentric felt the need to study the effects of magnetism on floral growth. Why he wished to do so is knowledge that I am sadly still devoid of; perhaps he believed that he could end world hunger, perhaps he believed that he could create the perfect flower, or perhaps he simply believed that it would give him an air of intellectual mystery. Whatever the reason, he was willing to pay an exorbitant amount to acquire a large shipment of the magnetic mineral magnetite. Our captain complied.
I was a passenger, on board only for my ability to pay a halfway reasonable sum to reach my destination. I meant to go to a foreign institution to further my education, but where I finally concluded my journey commands much more importance than my original objective. This is my journal, the journal of one swept in the interminable tide of life to serve a purpose higher than any he could have ever imagined. This journal holds the story as best I remember, and the narration I will give carries no dishonesties to make me or others seem anything but what I truthfully believe them to be. My crew is waiting for me down below, so I will continue this work on the morrow.
RAmen
Conrad Dita Lisci,
October 16, 1632
Thx for the welcome guys lol!
And about the name, its a long story….
@ G-man
sounds good, now where’s the rest?:P I’m always one to go for a bit of good reading, so post or publish or whatever more of it:P
I’m working on the next chapter final version now, and have already finished a full rough draft. Trust me, it gets pretty weird…
@ G-Man
the weirder the better:P
@ G-man - I love it! No need to change a thing! :)
@one-eyed Jimothy
Bullshit you have one eye, i saw you yesterday.
@ Truth Teller
how do you know it was me? coulda been my evil twin, Two-Eyed Johnny
I just want to know when the “next eternity” starts, smart guy.
@ Smurf-herder - week next Tuesday :) bring a beer!
@ Alchemist
dammit, there go my plans! guess I’ll just have to get hammered:P
The hymnbook is almost done, so better get any last-minute input in while you still can.
RAmen
Oh you of so little faith. It was written in the spaghetti ‘o’s book of vermicelli that he who was once a spaghetti monster like myself will rise and become a human meatball of will and passion. Fore our long stranded legs and arms, all of pasta, will wrap themselves around our hate of noodles…. and it goes onto say stuff about gnochi as well, because gnochis is not pastas, it is potatoes. I myself am sporting an eyepatch and a puffy shirt made of the finest strands of spaghetti.
@Pasteur Pasta
Who said that potatoes can’t be used in pasta? Besides, “gnochi” is either spelled ‘gnocchi’ or ‘gnocci’, depending on your country. And also, don’t trust the spaghetti-o-ists. They are the creation of evil advertisers who have no sense of respect for His Noodly Goodness.
Good job with the pirate outfit, though :)
Dear Greg,
Obviously you are someone who does not truly apretiate different religions.