Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever†live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes†in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-greg











Rowdy - I don’t know what I did wrong :) Honest *big stupid grin*
Oh Rowdy, you know when you’ve hit a sore spot when you get - “the website you are trying to contact has banned you…”
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Poor little nazis :(
Everyone together “awwwww”
Evil bastards
@ O_EJ
Nazi.org is what it sounds like mate!
Pure evil! Please troll it!
Cos I’m well and truly banzoid!
By the way - apart from the obvious candidates - are there any Pastafarians who fancy a troll? Anyone fancy causing mayhem?
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@Alchemist
You couldn’t wait a couple of days so I could get banned with you huh??? Honestly…I don’t know why I bother…I was going to be Herr Thumper…a 1/4 Aboriginal Australian, 3/4 French, X-Dresser, neo Nazi fascist and aspiring Bavarian beer hall singer…with strong views against the polution of Nazi culture by punk rock and speed metal artists…oh well…
*wabbit does “chicken dance” to polka tunes while saluting the Fuhrer with both hands*
Sorry Thumper :) just had to do it! Bit touchy though - never been banned so quickly - serious ban too - IP block :)
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Still, that doesn’t mean we should ignore them :) I’ll open a few more emails and we can play :)
@Wenches
Are any of the wenches around tonight?
Batman - that would be a big no :)
you ok? You’re trolling this weekend with us?
(please - I think the “conspiracy cafe” is first then”cafe jesus” =))
@Alchemist
Yeah, I’m in for trolling this weekend. Erm, I’m not sure how the time difference works… if I’m in Alberta, Canada, what time should I be joining? And can you email me the links? Or something…
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Yeah, I’m all right… just having boy troubles and feeling very low right now. =S Stupid, I know… I’ll be over it in time for the trolling times. I promise. I might be drunk, but I will be over it.
@ Batman - I am back and will be around for as long as hubby is on the phone…after he’s done we will have much to catch up on so I’ll have to run…but here for now!
@ Thumper - hahahahaha! LMAO at the idea of a Nazi wabbit. Fun fun!
@Batman
Yeah, timezones are a bugger. I’ve added yours to my Foxclock bar - you’re six hours behind me I think and Thumper’s 10 in front - we’ll sort it :) I’ve no problem staying up all night if the cause is just!
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“….just having boy troubles ”
Sorry to hear that :( we’re bastards Batman - the whole bloody lot of us!
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“…..and feeling very low right now.”
hehehehe - you’ll go blind you know :)
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“I might be drunk, but I will be over it.”
YOU might be? Hell fire Batman you wont be on your own there.
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I’ll email you a few links, see what takes your fancy. I’ve just been back to the third Reich site and every single post I made has been deleted (although I have managed to get past the ban - think I might play again later - I was actually quite pleased with my “racial purity” diatribe, I thought they’d like it - miserable buggers :(
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I’ll send you a couple of tools that I pinched from www.principiadiscordia.com - well, not pinched, was given - those folk are the dog’s bollocks when it comes to trolling hate groups - have a look at their site - you have to register to see the good stuff but well worth the effort :)
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Chin up Batman :) We’re here for you if you need us. You have my email addy if you ever need someone to shout at :)
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@Alchemist
ha ha ha… thanks! Nothing like a little dirty humor to cheer a girl up. =)
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Glad I’m not the only planning on being sauced this weekend. I’ve been trying to not drink alcohol or caffeine lately. So I’ve been tired as well as goruchy. I think this weekend will be a hard earned break from the sobriety wagon. Was gonna wait ’till I started the new job, and go out and celebrate by getting absolutely stupid. I suppose I can still do that…
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Thanks again for the much needed laugh.
(re: FSM Hymnbook)
I should finish the first draft soon, so any any content should be posted as soon as possible. I can add more afterwards, but it really makes it easier if I get it now.
Greg, I believe he is trying to make a point. You could argue how can a god create anything? This is actually more likely because spaghetti has been proved to exist. Also about the ruining or peoples lives - that is really over the top. Very few people devot their lives to religion (i personally think they are extremely sad and they fly about in planes blowing up sky-scrapers). The burning in hell is yet another exaggeration, with all due respect religion was invented thousands of years ago when people had no concept of science. They thought lightning storms were caused by gods and invented the religion thing to scare poeple and make them look smart. Today we know a lot better than that and it is entirely up to you wether to follow a religion or not. I decided to become an atheist when I was 10 after deciding that religious people were arrogant and dont listen to anything scientific to disprove god. This site has made me laugh on many poccasions (thanks guys!) but mainly because everyone over-reacts to it.
Regards ~ Yeebaagooon (14)
@Yeebaagooon
Well spoken, it’s good to see young people who take a critical look at things and don’t just buy the believe stories without any of their own thinking. By all means hang around on this website.
Thats exactly what im doing. I think this website is great!
Welcome aboard Yeebaagooon!
Pull up a beer barrel! Who cares if you are 14 - it is a religious observance ;)
@Booty
*GASP!!! Shocked and appalled… trying corrupt today’s youth like that!!! I’m joking… I told Iron gill Kidd to get drunk last night… didn’t realize he was also under-aged. =S We’re such wonderfully bad influences, don’t you think? =)
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@Yeebaagooon
Hey! Where did you get your name from? And welcome. =)
@Yeebaagooon
welcome aboard, great to see not only someone younger putting serious thought into this, but someone who can articulate already. you’ll notice this is a distinct failing of the fundi’s! perhaps we should emulate other religions and start a youth wing… we should call them powder monkeys, an honourable seagoing position….