@$#% you!!!!!!

Published by henderob February 13th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti â€œwhateverâ€ live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, Iâ€™m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of peopleâ€™s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u donâ€™t have mental disabilities, but itâ€™s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I donâ€™t know ne1 who â€œbelievesâ€ in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-greg

853 Responses to “@$#% you!!!!!!”

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741 - March 13th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - Alchemist Says:

Pixel - you fancy a trip out this weekend?
742 - March 13th, 2007 at 7:07 pm - Callista Says:

HAHAHA _ ALCHEMUST FAGGG A FUKING SPAGETI MONSTER COOL YOU THINK UR R L337 HAHAHAHAH - I CUD FIND U - !!!!!!!!! WNTME2 ? LOL
743 - March 13th, 2007 at 7:12 pm - Pixel Pop Says:

@Callista
*Yawn*
RAmen
744 - March 13th, 2007 at 9:07 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:

@ Alchemist
ya ever read The Illuminatus! Trilogy?
745 - March 13th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - Thumper â„¢ Says:

@Callista
“I EAT YO SHIT 4 DINER1111 UL337 HAhahaha”
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I guess you are what you eat…
746 - March 14th, 2007 at 1:07 am - Red DutchPasta Kidd Says:

Alchemist
Mar 13th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
RDPK.
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You have a vision problem? You can umpire! (erm, are you, you know, erm, (shhh) open to financial inducements?)
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I nominate RDPK for Umps!
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I like the idea of a spaghetti bowl for a prize but Iâ€™ve kinda set me little heart on setting fire to something now!
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Ohhhh, my first br… uhmm financial inducement offer! sniff, i’m touched.
I don’t now anything about the game either so that should make me even more qualified, right?
747 - March 14th, 2007 at 3:54 am - Booty Says:

I volunteer to run the beer tent *hic*!
We can set fire to a Barbie, surely? (as in BBQ, not blonde bimbo, but now I come to mention it….)
So, does your eye problem mean you wear a patch, RDPK?
Truly you are specially blessed by the Noodly One! ;)
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I have to go shopping for curtains - excitement is my life!
Catch you all later :)
I hope be snuggled up with my laptop and a bottle or two later :)
748 - March 14th, 2007 at 5:49 am - Scatterbrain » I believe! Says:

[…] Of course there are non-believers that act out criticism, but the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will not be stopped! There is scientific proof for this belief, which can’t be said of some other religions out there. rAmen! […]
749 - March 14th, 2007 at 6:24 am - Alchemist Says:

Test post! If three posts crop up then I’m sorry :( The FSM must be mad at me =))
750 - March 14th, 2007 at 6:32 am - Alchemist Says:

@RDPK
Perfect! You’re in!
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@OE-J
“ya ever read The Illuminatus! Trilogy?”
Not yet mate - mind you still haven’t read the gospel of FSM - got ‘em somewhere - I’m a bit of a book monster :_
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Have you read any Iain Banks?
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Wasp Factory, Complicity, Whit etc - be warned though Complicity is a VERY disturbing read, really! - it’s about revenge!
Whit is quite relevant to this site - about a religious sect - very funny :)
The Wasp Factory - hell, gender roles - read the book, don’t see the play first!
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His Sci Fi - Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games, Use of Weapons, Excession, The State of the Art etc are truly mindblowing.
None are easy reads though (Complicity even made me feel sick - that nasty!)
751 - March 14th, 2007 at 8:04 am - Red DutchPasta Kidd Says:

Booty, nah, my left eye just doesn’t work as its supposed to. It just works for about 10%. As umpire I get free food and drink right?
752 - March 14th, 2007 at 9:09 am - Alchemist Says:

@RDPK
Hell yes! (Â£50 ok?)
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You also get to wear a natty white hat and white coat Not enough inducement? Well, cop this :) we can’t argue with any decision you make - gold dust that! If we do we get fined part of our match beer er, fee!
753 - March 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:

@ Alchemist
I’ll check him out. don’t mind the difficulty, I’ve been reading like an adult since like 2nd grade!:P
754 - March 14th, 2007 at 4:55 pm - Alchemist Says:

Hi Jim.
It’s not his writing style (although it is a bit difficult) it’s the content. Complicity had someone milking male prostitutes of HIV +ve sperm and injecting it into the victim!
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Quote from the end of “Dead Air”
“So, Not Proven. Maybe no relationship that is not over is ever really proven, one way or the other. Perhaps that’s all we can ever hope for, in this fractured, fallen world we’ve constructed for ourselves, and our heirs”
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Not a happy bunny is our Mr Banks!
755 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:

@ Alchemist
sounds……….interesting:P
756 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:29 pm - Alchemist Says:

@O-EJ
Sick is the word you want :)
That’s what makes Banks so good. He uncovers the sickness in all of us! It’s not nice but it is necessary!
He makes you look at yourself and points out the black within you. I think he’s a bloody star!
757 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:34 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:

@ Alchemist
any ideas where I might find his books?
758 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - Alchemist Says:

O-EJ
Amazon is a pot of gold for that!
I’m upset :( I have been banned from nazi.org again! (four times in three hours) I’m running out of avatars - I think it was my gypsy post that did it :(
759 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:

ok, what the hell is nazi.org?:P
760 - March 14th, 2007 at 7:42 pm - Rowdy Wench Says:

@ Alchemist - too bad! I was looking forward to hearing about the festivities. Gypsy post? Funny! I can’t imagine that was popular!

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Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American