@$#% you!!!!!!

Published by henderob February 13th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever” live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes” in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-greg

853 Responses to “@$#% you!!!!!!”

1. 641 - March 5th, 2007 at 9:55 pm - Samantha Says:
   
   

   “How can a flying spaghetti “whatever” live or make something?”

   Yeah. Good point. How can a giant being, made of spaghetti or whatever, be flying and making creatures?

   Hmm, let’s bring this one step further. How can a man exist, invisible to all humans, and create creatures and the world itself?

   Think about it.
   There’s no proof for FSM.
   There’s no proof for God.
   Accept all the religeons, or none of them.

2. 642 - March 6th, 2007 at 7:13 am - Gnocci Man Says:
   
   

   (re: FSM Hymnbook. read up the thread a bit if this makes no sense)
   The hymn-book now has 43 pages, but too much of that is sea shanties. I need more pastafarian input before this thing can even get CLOSE to done. Booty is the only one who has given me any input so far (thanks again, Booty!), and I can’t take all the content I need from old threads. The “Hymns and Songs” discussion forum is helpful, I have recovered quite a bit of content from it, but PLEASE POST ANY SONGS/POEMS/STORIES THAT YOU WRITE HERE. It really helps when I don’t have to go on a cross-thread scavenger hunt to find them.
   RAmen

3. 643 - March 6th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - Gnocci Man Says:
   
   

   Alright, I just got pretty much everything from the “Hymns and Songs” forum. The FSM Hymn Book is now at around 65 pages.

4. 644 - March 6th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - AnswrMan Says:
   
   

   READ “dantes_torment” AT THE TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION. (4th)

   Way to go. its the best comment here!

   —————-
   May his noodly appendages touch you.

   I just wish there were FSM followers in INDIA. Is there an INDIAN HERE ?

   come to me page pal.

   AM

5. 645 - March 6th, 2007 at 8:55 pm - macaroni boy Says:
   
   

   I am new to this site and wondered about the following: -Lets for one moment suppose the Christian fundies are correct in believing that their god exists. The world is only six thousand years old and Adam was created from a handful of dust. Adam was then tempted into evil by tasting the forbidden fruit. Why then did their God not send Jesus down to earth immediately after Adam was tempted? He could have saved himself a whole lot of talking as he would only have had to lecture two people and no cross thing. Communications two thousand years ago were limited to walking and physically visiting people (I know people could write two thousand years ago but the postal service was not up to much). So the fundies God waited for four thousand years before sending the immaculately conceived Jesus to right the wrongs that Adam started, just so the poor lad could be beaten, whipped, hung on a cross and get very sore feet. Sounds like child abuse to me. Is it any wonder the Old Testament is so cruel if he could do that to his child.

   Keep your God fundies, i’m following FSM

6. 646 - March 7th, 2007 at 1:41 pm - nowis Says:
   
   

   @ Gnocci
   Don’t fret - I’m on my way doing a little poetry interpretation.. It might at least fill one or two pages more. It’s quite long I guess, but I’ll try to get it up here asap.
   S

7. 647 - March 8th, 2007 at 7:13 am - Gnocci Man Says:
   
   

   @nowis
   Good to hear it. I need any content I can get, as I’m still going for 100+ pages. Maybe I’ll post some excerpts from my short story here, see if that would get some more people to help. You, Booty, and Jean Bart are the only ones so far who have tried to assist.
   Looking forward to reading your poem,
   RAmen

8. 648 - March 8th, 2007 at 7:29 am - Gomer Says:
   
   

   I want to help with the hymn book!
   give me the link.
   -Gomer

9. 649 - March 8th, 2007 at 7:42 am - Gnocci Man Says:
   
   

   @Gomer
   Excelent!
   just post anything you write (songs, poems, or short stories based on the FSM) here on this thread, and I’ll put it in. It’s a powerpoint presentation (so it’ll be interactive), once it’s done I’ll send it to Bobby Henderson to be added to Venganza. It might take a while, as I’ve been retrieving a lot of difficult-to-find content from old threads not to mention the FSM discussion forums. Any input is welcome!
   RAmen

10. 650 - March 10th, 2007 at 9:50 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:
    
    

    @ G-Man
    if I can get my creative juices flowing again, I’ll try to add some

11. 651 - March 11th, 2007 at 11:53 am - K Says:
    
    

    “Ruined many lives”.

    Yeah, SFM killed my mother and ate my first-born child… *eye roll*

12. 652 - March 11th, 2007 at 11:54 am - K Says:
    
    

    “Ruined many lives”.

    Yeah, FSM killed my mother and ate my first-born child… *eye roll*

13. 653 - March 11th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - Devilgoat Says:
    
    

    FSM ate my whole family… and is currently devouring my arm as we speak, making it hard to type t…

14. 654 - March 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    @ Devilgoat - you can always use your nose to peck on the keyboard! The FSM will never try you too hard! Let’s face it. Do you really need two arms!

15. 655 - March 11th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - Jean Bart Says:
    
    

    @nocci Man Mar 8th, 2007 at 7:42 am “@Gomer Excelent!
    just post anything you write (songs, poems, or short stories based on the FSM) here on this thread, and I’ll put it in.”
    .
    Please put the sheet music in too, think of the musicians amongst the Pirates!

16. 656 - March 11th, 2007 at 2:58 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:
    
    

    I can’t read that stuff and I want to play guitar, I’m screwed:P

17. 657 - March 11th, 2007 at 3:06 pm - Jean Bart Says:
    
    

    @One-Eyed Jimothy Mar 11th, 2007 at 2:58 pm “I can’t read that stuff and I want to play guitar, I’m screwed:P”
    .
    I can’t play guitar at all, reading or no reading. That makes me screwed too, maybe a bit less…

18. 658 - March 11th, 2007 at 3:12 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:
    
    

    @ JB
    I would say a little less. it sucks though, cause I like the guitar

19. 659 - March 11th, 2007 at 3:38 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    O-EJ - I’m sure a kind hearted Pirate will convert it into tablature for you :)

20. 660 - March 11th, 2007 at 7:58 pm - One-Eyed Jimothy Says:
    
    

    @ Alchemist
    that would work, cept for the fact I have to look at tabs every 5 seconds to make sure I got it right. I need somebody there with me to teach me, how I learn best

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