Nick the Missionary from the ECU Flock of Dodos Screening has made another appearance!
Randy Olson was so pleased with my imopromptu performance at the last screening, that he flew me out to Hollywood for a screening at Graumans Egyptian theater. I had a great time, and spread the noodly word to many. I have attached a few photos from the event. Theres a couple of photos of me posing with the official dodos, a Darwin impersonator, the Director Randy Olson, and his mom and the star of the movie Muffy Moose. One is with the only celebrity I met Matt Walsh from the Upright Citizens Brigade. I also included the greatest photo of the trip! Its of FSM and a particularly buxom pirate wench we ran into. He seemed to be fond of her cleavage. I think thats what many of the strippers in heaven will look like!
More pictures can be found at Nick’s flickr page here.
Thank you very much Nick!
With most religions you have to wait ’til you die for a reward, looks like you’re getting rewarded for your good work in this life Nick, keep it up.
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Well done! Our first official missionary exercise! How did it go? Did you get a lot of converts? Do tell!
We have all been wondering how it went!
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that’s cool
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YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Onya Nick. Don’t suppose that there is any video of the event? That you might post on youtube perhaps?
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nice work, Nick!
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@Booty. Oh yes many were converted and I met a good number of people who had already been touched. LA is one crazy town. Apparently there is a “Cat theif on a bicycle” terrorozing the Melrose area. My only regret is that I never found the time to go hand out propaganda around the corner where the scientologists were giving personality tests.
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@ Jingles Sorry, we didn’t think to take any video at the screening. The only video I took during the whole trip was at the porn awards party that I snuck into.
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Ye surely be touched, Nick. Here’s hopin’ they make their way out here to the tropical isles for a showing on Oahu, and that they fly you out as well. One more missionary out this way couldn’t hurt. I’ll be keepin’ the ale cold, and me own Honolulu Strippers Club Guidebook up to date (noting the FSM heaven-worthy lass locations).
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Way to go, Nick…and here’s a double-dose of good news. Looks like the Kansas Board of Education might finally be ready to pull its collective head out of its ass…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17132925/
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Good show laddie!
Keep up the good work, with you on our side His Noodly word will reach many at a much faster rate than was previously possible!
RAmen
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Looks very nice but way too much sex, alcohol and violence for my liking.
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“L.A. is one crazy town.” Ah, truer words have never been spoken.
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I’m so glad you had a successful trip and touched so many people with His noodly message. Wish we could all do stuff like that to spread the word!
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Oh, and Nick, I like the photo of the sea anemone. Those guys are super cool.
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Yarrr maytey, by appearances ye have won a great victory. (link)
Hail the greatness and timing of his noodly appendage, rAmen.
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On the day of our Noodly Lord, the 13th of February, 2007 (a.k.a. Prickle-Prickle, the 44th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3173), the Kansas State Board of Education REPEALED intelegent design.
Let us celebrate with a bottle of Rum and making love to our fair wenches!
rAmen!
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So even Kansas had to admit they were being idiotic? Maybe there is hope for the world!
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Hey I’ve added more photos. We went to this 3 story open air mall on Hollywood blvd. We saw this red carpet event going on on the 3 story. Went to check it out and it turned out to be the Xbiz internet porn awards! We watched porn stars walk up for a while before some dude kicked over this bucket that held all the tickets. A couple of them fell three stories, and I managed to find one! The ticket got me in! It was open bar with tons of porn stars, and I had a blast. Check out the pics!
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“We watched porn stars walk up for a while before some dude kicked over this bucket that held all the tickets. A couple of them fell three stories, and I managed to find one! The ticket got me in! It was open bar with tons of porn stars, and I had a blast.”
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His noodleyness provides to the faithful. RAmen!
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>Kansas School Board Conceeds! Feb 13th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
>On the day of our Noodly Lord, the 13th of February, 2007 (a.k.a. Prickle-Prickle, the >44th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3173), the Kansas State Board of Education REPEALED >intelegent design.
>Let us celebrate with a bottle of Rum and making love to our fair wenches!
>rAmen!
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I was going to make this same posting and you beat me to it :) This is a GREAT and MOMENTOUS day in Pastafarian history!! Praise be to His Holy Noodliness!!
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@booty
“Our first official missionary exercise! ”
As opposed to all those unnoffical Missionary ‘exercises’ that have surely been conducted between many a pirate and a fair wench? or, a Female pirate and a male … wench? (what’s a male wench?)
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@Shinysheep
“or, a Female pirate and a male … wench? (what’s a male wench?)”
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Cabin boy maybe?
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Pirate’s in drag Shinysheep!
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From those articles, it sounds like mocking really helped to get the Kansas standards changed, and so many fundies tried to convince us that mocking IDiocy wounldn’t make it go away…
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yay for Kansas! Yay for Nick! man i wish I could see los Angeles….
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Way cool Nick!
Very cool pics too!
Ramen
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Hi Peter. You Ok?
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Hi, Alchemist.
Yeah bro!
I’m snowbound in snow country! Lovin’ every minute of it.
What the heck did Pixely do?
He lost his “pop” now he’s just a P? Much better to be a PP.
Trust me on that one. heh heh.
I’ve got to jump off of here, and drink some beer.
I’ll catch up to ya.
Ramen
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I’m kind of snowbound… we had four inches last night and I just got done shoveling my neighbor’s driveway (he’s having shoulder surgery so he can’t do it) but then I was too tired to do my own!! So Wench Beth is snowbound tonight :) That’s ok, I love snow.
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@ Peter. Ok. Soon :)
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What does the FSM think of snow? Just wondering…
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I don’t know what he thinks of snow, but I just had to shovel 300 sq feet of driveway. 7 in. snow, 4 in. ice. :(
I really wish the FSM could have lent a Noodly Appendage back there.
@Wench Beth- that was really nice!
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Thanks, Dread Wench… I try :)
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@ Dread Wench L’TUAE and Wench Beth
It’s about 38 degrees C here on the sunny Gold Coast, blue sky, crystal clear surf, with the girl’s in bikini’s and the boys in no shirts…uh-oh…you’ll be back to “I hate you Thumper” again if I do this…
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Actually not, Thumper, because I love the snow! I spent my entire life on the ocean in a place with the best climate on the planet (in many people’s opinions) and now that I’ve moved to New Mexico, I am THRILLED to have seasons and snow! If you could see how gorgeous it is here, you would know how I’m feeling.
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Anyway, I don’t mind shoveling snow — it’s a good workout and FSM knows I need one!!
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Great story, Nick, especially the internet porn awards; obviously his Noodly Appendage is pleased with your actions and has chosen to bless you. :-D
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Luck bastard… ;)
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@Wench Beth- I also love the seasons, the snow, and everything you can do with it. (i do many err uh… non traditional snowsculptures) But when you have to shovel 4 times in a week it gets kind of annoying. I mean, they could have spaced it out a little. But I gues it’s all worth it if you can bean your sis in the head with a chunk of ice.^_^
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Thanks Arthur. His noodle stretched far that day, I must say!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/genres/comedy/aod.shtml?radio4/ape_got_lucky
genius. chris addison is surely a pirate. listen, learn……
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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
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You are a very smart person, great post.!
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