I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:
I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.
More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.
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@Bill-They’re simply not imaginative enough–flying gods are the best kinda god out there!
@Batman- Oh yeah, didn’t realize that. Hah, in all honesty I shouldn’t be making fun of ANYONE’S spelling….mine’s at about the skill level as an infant’s! (Gahh, why am I posting?? I have a huge essay to write!)
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if its invisible how do we now its pink?
RAmen, RAmen to all!
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@Delta Whiskey
An excellent point, I hadn’t thought of that. While the FSM has the ability to infinitly rape the pony, the sick little pony is a sex goddess and could infinitly take it……….
And if the pony is a sex goddess then there would be consent and the FSM wouldn’t be able to rape it at all. Rather, it would be a sex fest like none other…..
and if the FSM with his infinite appendages has sex with the pony’s infinite ability to take it….
ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.
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Is it possible the FSM and IPU could get married?
Why the battle, why can’t we all just get along?
or……… oh no…….. no…….. push it away….. I just had a thought….. what if the IPU is the FSM?
I’ll put in some research into the possibility.
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@scribble
“ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.”
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Hehehehehehe….:)
RAmen scribble
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@scribble
I think Wench Nikkiee makes good point…these little invisible pink horned pasta monsters would be spikey and slippery. Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…
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@Thumper
“Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…”
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Giggle giggle giggle……hehehehehehe
Arghh….I really do have to catch up on some work…it’s not fair (*stamps feet*)
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee – “it’s not fair (*stamps feet*)” – I know the feeling! I’ve been away for a couple of days and get withdrawls when I have to be responsible instead of playing here! :)
@ Thumpie – I hope you are still out there. I wanted to tell you that my 5-year-old niece gave me a great hand-drawn picture this weekend of a rabbit eating some lettuce. I told her that I have a friend who’s nickname is Thumper and I couldn’t wait to tell him she drew a picture of him! Also, a few days back I went to the link off your name, and *Rowdy chokes up* I don’t know how you made it through all the wabbit wejection. But, I’m glad you did.
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@Wench Nikkiee
My work load is starting to catch up with me and I fear that unless a wealthy Pastafarian benefactor offers me a full time position as “ambassador” to pursuit of god my posting days of plenty are numbered…
@Rowdy
Hello. I see your neice has very fine taste in art…I hope she wrote “Thumper” somewhere visible on the piece. Good to see she has the wabbit eating fresh healthy produce such as “lettuce”…when she draws a wabbit with an eye patch and a beer you might like to consider some form of “parental control device” on your ‘puter…My 10 year old daughter has a long history of wabbit art…FSM bless her little heart…
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@ Thumpie – Unfortunately, she didn’t write “Thumper” anywhere…but I still know it’s you!! :) I know my brother visits this site occasionally, so I’ll watch out for eye patches on her pictures!! I hope you mean that your posting days to the pursuit of god website are numbered…and not your posting days here!
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@Rowdy
Alas there will be a lot less (not none) posting anywhere…I’ve been mega busy, I’m moving in with my other half and I’m about to embark upon further study…unless???…*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*…yup…it’s like I said earlier…
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@ Thumpie – “*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*…yup…it’s like I said earlier…” – hahahaha! Good luck with the move! Exciting! I have further study I need to embark on as well. I need to keep moving in my knowledge in my professional life, and build up my clientele. I really do enjoy the time I can spend here. I posted this comment a while back, but my husband says he likes my attitude changes since I became a wench! And I have another friend who says I’m getting funnier…I made her laugh for 3 hours the other day (part of that was while we were supposed to be working out at martial arts!!)
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@Rowdy
“And I have another friend who says I’m getting funnier”…make sure your friend means funny “ha ha” and not funny “peculiar”…
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I forgot that you do kenpo killer karate…I’ve done a lot of taekwondo (traditional style) over 20 years (I’m not old I started young) and took up boxing three years ago when I hurt my knee…boxing is the best workout ever…I still haven’t had a fight as I’m frightened of getting punched in the face and spoiling my boyish good looks…I’ve been slack lately…had three weeks off…been eating bad and drinking too much…I hope I’m not nesting now that I’m in a committed relationship…
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what a wonderful way to end a holy war! the IPU and the FSM have an invisible flying sex fest, have a bunch of little invisible-pink-sauce-covered-one-horned-multiple-appendaged-unshoden-hoofed-monsters whom we could all praise and glorify in peace and harmony!! perhaps petting them will fill one with peace, and they will multiply at will as the supply of true believers empowers them! all hail the future IPSCOHMAUHM’s !! :P
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@Thumper
Oh that’s a terrible way to think, just because there are an infinate number of baby flying invisible unicorn spaghetti monsters lying around which are indeed spikey and slippery, it doesn’t mean they have to parade around with their horns held high for every drunk pedestrian to happen upon. Just cause they are infinate and everywhere, doesn’t mean they are “everywhere everywhere”. Take God for example, Christians claim that he is infinate and everywhere, but they say he isn’t like, “everywhere everywhere”. Such as, they don’t take kindly to the fact that God is “in my nutsack” as I might put it on a good day or “in your rotten vagina” as I might say on a bad day. They don’t take kindly to that at all, therefore insisting he isn’t “everywhere everywhere” just everywhere. As such these invisighetti flying pink unicorn monsters aren’t everywhere everywhere. Besides, they probably won’t grow full horns till they are way way older, say 12. Thats 4380000 earth years. (a day in heaven is 1000 years on earth after all) At any rate, they shouldn’t become of age until long after the human race has collapsed. I just don’t think it’s such a problem, that’s all. Besides, they would be sooooooo cute. It’s worth a couple o’ dead drunks. Just a few.
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or……… the FSM could just fuck up the IPU severly in a head to head death match. Who does the IPU think it is anyway, it’s only like a level 5823746927 Unicorn, and it’s trying to take on a 9.938595739457 x 10^9999999999999999999 bowl of Spaghetti. What a lunatic pink horsey.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8UNoKmexA4&feature=PlayList&p=D975BE44F77D4E5C&index=5
This video was inspired by Him, and it depicts the absolute truth. And may all of you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendages.
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