Comments on: FSM vs IPU youtube contest

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By: UltimateLordOfDarkness

UltimateLordOfDarkness — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:39:08 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8UNoKmexA4&feature=PlayList&p=D975BE44F77D4E5C&index=5

This video was inspired by Him, and it depicts the absolute truth. And may all of you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendages.

By: scribble

scribble — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:13:33 +0000

or……… the FSM could just fuck up the IPU severly in a head to head death match. Who does the IPU think it is anyway, it’s only like a level 5823746927 Unicorn, and it’s trying to take on a 9.938595739457 x 10^9999999999999999999 bowl of Spaghetti. What a lunatic pink horsey.

By: scribble

scribble — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:08:55 +0000

@Thumper
Oh that’s a terrible way to think, just because there are an infinate number of baby flying invisible unicorn spaghetti monsters lying around which are indeed spikey and slippery, it doesn’t mean they have to parade around with their horns held high for every drunk pedestrian to happen upon. Just cause they are infinate and everywhere, doesn’t mean they are “everywhere everywhere”. Take God for example, Christians claim that he is infinate and everywhere, but they say he isn’t like, “everywhere everywhere”. Such as, they don’t take kindly to the fact that God is “in my nutsack” as I might put it on a good day or “in your rotten vagina” as I might say on a bad day. They don’t take kindly to that at all, therefore insisting he isn’t “everywhere everywhere” just everywhere. As such these invisighetti flying pink unicorn monsters aren’t everywhere everywhere. Besides, they probably won’t grow full horns till they are way way older, say 12. Thats 4380000 earth years. (a day in heaven is 1000 years on earth after all) At any rate, they shouldn’t become of age until long after the human race has collapsed. I just don’t think it’s such a problem, that’s all. Besides, they would be sooooooo cute. It’s worth a couple o’ dead drunks. Just a few.

By: startryn

startryn — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:47:05 +0000

what a wonderful way to end a holy war! the IPU and the FSM have an invisible flying sex fest, have a bunch of little invisible-pink-sauce-covered-one-horned-multiple-appendaged-unshoden-hoofed-monsters whom we could all praise and glorify in peace and harmony!! perhaps petting them will fill one with peace, and they will multiply at will as the supply of true believers empowers them! all hail the future IPSCOHMAUHM’s !! :P

By: Thumper

Thumper — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:18:18 +0000

@Rowdy
“And I have another friend who says Iâ€™m getting funnier”…make sure your friend means funny “ha ha” and not funny “peculiar”…
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I forgot that you do kenpo killer karate…I’ve done a lot of taekwondo (traditional style) over 20 years (I’m not old I started young) and took up boxing three years ago when I hurt my knee…boxing is the best workout ever…I still haven’t had a fight as I’m frightened of getting punched in the face and spoiling my boyish good looks…I’ve been slack lately…had three weeks off…been eating bad and drinking too much…I hope I’m not nesting now that I’m in a committed relationship…

By: Rowdy Wench

Rowdy Wench — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:43:54 +0000

@ Thumpie - “*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*â€¦yupâ€¦itâ€™s like I said earlierâ€¦” - hahahaha! Good luck with the move! Exciting! I have further study I need to embark on as well. I need to keep moving in my knowledge in my professional life, and build up my clientele. I really do enjoy the time I can spend here. I posted this comment a while back, but my husband says he likes my attitude changes since I became a wench! And I have another friend who says I’m getting funnier…I made her laugh for 3 hours the other day (part of that was while we were supposed to be working out at martial arts!!)

By: Thumper

Thumper — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:33:26 +0000

@Rowdy
Alas there will be a lot less (not none) posting anywhere…I’ve been mega busy, I’m moving in with my other half and I’m about to embark upon further study…unless???…*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*…yup…it’s like I said earlier…

By: Rowdy Wench

Rowdy Wench — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:23:48 +0000

@ Thumpie - Unfortunately, she didn’t write “Thumper” anywhere…but I still know it’s you!! :) I know my brother visits this site occasionally, so I’ll watch out for eye patches on her pictures!! I hope you mean that your posting days to the pursuit of god website are numbered…and not your posting days here!

By: Thumper

Thumper — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:15:50 +0000

@Wench Nikkiee
My work load is starting to catch up with me and I fear that unless a wealthy Pastafarian benefactor offers me a full time position as “ambassador” to pursuit of god my posting days of plenty are numbered…
@Rowdy
Hello. I see your neice has very fine taste in art…I hope she wrote “Thumper” somewhere visible on the piece. Good to see she has the wabbit eating fresh healthy produce such as “lettuce”…when she draws a wabbit with an eye patch and a beer you might like to consider some form of “parental control device” on your ‘puter…My 10 year old daughter has a long history of wabbit art…FSM bless her little heart…

By: Rowdy Wench

Rowdy Wench — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:51:48 +0000

@ Wench Nikkiee - “itâ€™s not fair (*stamps feet*)” - I know the feeling! I’ve been away for a couple of days and get withdrawls when I have to be responsible instead of playing here! :)

@ Thumpie - I hope you are still out there. I wanted to tell you that my 5-year-old niece gave me a great hand-drawn picture this weekend of a rabbit eating some lettuce. I told her that I have a friend who’s nickname is Thumper and I couldn’t wait to tell him she drew a picture of him! Also, a few days back I went to the link off your name, and *Rowdy chokes up* I don’t know how you made it through all the wabbit wejection. But, I’m glad you did.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:01:20 +0000

@Thumper
“Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victimsâ€¦anyone whoâ€™s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speakâ€¦”
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Giggle giggle giggle……hehehehehehe
Arghh….I really do have to catch up on some work…it’s not fair (*stamps feet*)
RAmen

By: Thumper

Thumper — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:26:29 +0000

@scribble
I think Wench Nikkiee makes good point…these little invisible pink horned pasta monsters would be spikey and slippery. Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:30:25 +0000

@scribble
“ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmmâ€¦â€¦ maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.”
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Hehehehehehe….:)
RAmen scribble

By: scribble

scribble — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:18:27 +0000

Is it possible the FSM and IPU could get married?
Why the battle, why can’t we all just get along?
or……… oh no…….. no…….. push it away….. I just had a thought….. what if the IPU is the FSM?
I’ll put in some research into the possibility.

By: scribble

scribble — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:14:54 +0000

@Delta Whiskey
An excellent point, I hadn’t thought of that. While the FSM has the ability to infinitly rape the pony, the sick little pony is a sex goddess and could infinitly take it……….
And if the pony is a sex goddess then there would be consent and the FSM wouldn’t be able to rape it at all. Rather, it would be a sex fest like none other…..
and if the FSM with his infinite appendages has sex with the pony’s infinite ability to take it….
ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.

By: Ross

Ross — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:53:58 +0000

if its invisible how do we now its pink?

RAmen, RAmen to all!

By: Iron gill Kidd

Iron gill Kidd — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:50:24 +0000

@Bill-They’re simply not imaginative enough–flying gods are the best kinda god out there!
@Batman- Oh yeah, didn’t realize that. Hah, in all honesty I shouldn’t be making fun of ANYONE’S spelling….mine’s at about the skill level as an infant’s! (Gahh, why am I posting?? I have a huge essay to write!)

By: DeltaWhiskey

DeltaWhiskey — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:46:04 +0000

The IPU(bbhhh) is totally a sex goddess. She would take the FSM’s “rape” and beg for more, until every one of those noodley appendages was worn out. Then she wins, and they’re both happy.
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That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

By: scribble

scribble — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:31:14 +0000

They are the 8, “I’d rather YOU didn’ts”, not the 8, “I’d rather I didn’ts”. All I’m saying is that if the battle gets fierce enough the FSM can always turn to rape. He has INFINITE appendages. He is practically built for sex. (by built I mean he came out of nothing)

PS: I’m just usuing Chistian arguments to condone my claim to make a point if you don’t get it. Example: Thou shalt not kill….. and god killed millions of people in the bible. If it’s his will, then it’s okay. You must learn any argument Christians use we can as well.

Also I’m aware of the rather you didn’ts (I bought the book forever ago) and it says nothing about the FSM not being able to rape an invisible pink horsey.