I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:
I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.
More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.
@Batman
Thank you I suppose…I’m not sure how amusing sliced bread can be…but maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough…in any event it’s funnier then Mr “Fu*k this Religion” so thanks again…
@Batman & Iron gill Kidd & Thumper & “fuck this religion”
What do you mean Jesus couldn’t fly? You mean “he didn’t fly, right”? Or do you mean he really couldn’t fly? Now, I’m really confused. Why are people worshipping someone who didn’t fly? Limited aspirations? Imagination? Even Superman can fly!
Oh Yea, I forgot. Bugs can fly too.
@Bill
ha ha ha ha… I thought the FSM levitated? Is that different from flying? Jesus couldn’t fly, but I thought someone said he could walk on water? Maybe it is simply a super-hero genre difference going on? Superman can fly, the original superhero who remains one of the most popular heroes… also comes from far away and has a father who is constantly watching over him. Ergo, Superman is a superhero for the Christians. Then you have the mutants, Wolverine et al, beginning life as humans but for one or two genetic abnormalities… they are kind of like Darwin’s superheroes. Then there are the angry men (The Punisher, The Hulk) who are just like you and me but get really really angry, so these would be more likely to be worshipped by religious extremists and terrorists. I could go on, but you probably didn’t want to hear all of this anyways. =S
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@Thumper
Sliced bread isn’t really really funny. I don’t know why but I use that expression for everything… I just like the idea of sliced bread being the epitome of… well… everything. Really, it is amazing stuff… it’s PRE-SLICED!! Think how many minutes you save per sandwich you make by not having to slice the bread and then wipe up the crumbs. Anyways, I think you are super funny, which was the point I was trying to (ineptly) make.
@Bill
I suppose JC could fly but if he’s living under ground as “Fu*k this religion” claims then I assume he doesn’t need to fly…I also suppose that just because the FSM can fly that it also doesn’t mean that the FSM can’t dig down to visit JC if he had the inclination…fascinating stuff…I just wish “Fu*k this religion” was here to add his thoughts into the mix…
@Bill
*snicker… “bugs can fly too.”
*first of all, please everyone ignore compete jackasses like “fuck this religion” becuase:
a. He dosen’t get it.
b. That makes him retarded.
c. He’s a Christian.
d. That makes him retarded.
Now on to more important matters, latetly I have been debating just how much ass of the IPU that the FSM should kick. I thought and I thought until I came up with a phenomenal idea…….. RAPE.
Now at first this might seem a bit rash but think about this one.
An average rape has 1…….. maybe 2 appendages involved and it leaves permanent mental and phisical scaring. (keep in mind I am in no way saying rape is a good thing) My point is this…… imagine rape with an INFINATE number of appendages. Now that’s talking rape. That will teach the IPU a lesson it will never forget.
Just a thought.
scribble, His morals may be flimsy, but not THAT flimsy. Remember the 8 I’d rather’s. It says something about only with consent… So He’d never ever do that.
They are the 8, “I’d rather YOU didn’ts”, not the 8, “I’d rather I didn’ts”. All I’m saying is that if the battle gets fierce enough the FSM can always turn to rape. He has INFINITE appendages. He is practically built for sex. (by built I mean he came out of nothing)
PS: I’m just usuing Chistian arguments to condone my claim to make a point if you don’t get it. Example: Thou shalt not kill….. and god killed millions of people in the bible. If it’s his will, then it’s okay. You must learn any argument Christians use we can as well.
Also I’m aware of the rather you didn’ts (I bought the book forever ago) and it says nothing about the FSM not being able to rape an invisible pink horsey.
The IPU(bbhhh) is totally a sex goddess. She would take the FSM’s “rape” and beg for more, until every one of those noodley appendages was worn out. Then she wins, and they’re both happy.
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That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
@Bill-They’re simply not imaginative enough–flying gods are the best kinda god out there!
@Batman- Oh yeah, didn’t realize that. Hah, in all honesty I shouldn’t be making fun of ANYONE’S spelling….mine’s at about the skill level as an infant’s! (Gahh, why am I posting?? I have a huge essay to write!)
if its invisible how do we now its pink?
RAmen, RAmen to all!
@Delta Whiskey
An excellent point, I hadn’t thought of that. While the FSM has the ability to infinitly rape the pony, the sick little pony is a sex goddess and could infinitly take it……….
And if the pony is a sex goddess then there would be consent and the FSM wouldn’t be able to rape it at all. Rather, it would be a sex fest like none other…..
and if the FSM with his infinite appendages has sex with the pony’s infinite ability to take it….
ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.
Is it possible the FSM and IPU could get married?
Why the battle, why can’t we all just get along?
or……… oh no…….. no…….. push it away….. I just had a thought….. what if the IPU is the FSM?
I’ll put in some research into the possibility.
@scribble
“ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.”
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Hehehehehehe….:)
RAmen scribble
@scribble
I think Wench Nikkiee makes good point…these little invisible pink horned pasta monsters would be spikey and slippery. Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…
@Thumper
“Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…”
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Giggle giggle giggle……hehehehehehe
Arghh….I really do have to catch up on some work…it’s not fair (*stamps feet*)
RAmen
@ Wench Nikkiee - “it’s not fair (*stamps feet*)” - I know the feeling! I’ve been away for a couple of days and get withdrawls when I have to be responsible instead of playing here! :)
@ Thumpie - I hope you are still out there. I wanted to tell you that my 5-year-old niece gave me a great hand-drawn picture this weekend of a rabbit eating some lettuce. I told her that I have a friend who’s nickname is Thumper and I couldn’t wait to tell him she drew a picture of him! Also, a few days back I went to the link off your name, and *Rowdy chokes up* I don’t know how you made it through all the wabbit wejection. But, I’m glad you did.
@Wench Nikkiee
My work load is starting to catch up with me and I fear that unless a wealthy Pastafarian benefactor offers me a full time position as “ambassador” to pursuit of god my posting days of plenty are numbered…
@Rowdy
Hello. I see your neice has very fine taste in art…I hope she wrote “Thumper” somewhere visible on the piece. Good to see she has the wabbit eating fresh healthy produce such as “lettuce”…when she draws a wabbit with an eye patch and a beer you might like to consider some form of “parental control device” on your ‘puter…My 10 year old daughter has a long history of wabbit art…FSM bless her little heart…
@ Thumpie - Unfortunately, she didn’t write “Thumper” anywhere…but I still know it’s you!! :) I know my brother visits this site occasionally, so I’ll watch out for eye patches on her pictures!! I hope you mean that your posting days to the pursuit of god website are numbered…and not your posting days here!