I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:
I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.
More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.
wow… pink the colour of the devil… it takes a lot out of those fundie pictures of hell if you imagine the chief bad guy dressed in baby girl pink.
Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
Feb 13th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
RDPK,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is invisible but usually depicted as visible.
I think we’ll let the Visible Invisible Pink Unicorn slide.
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But only if the FSM wins. Screw you invisible pink non-existent horse with an ice cream cone on your head.
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You want some? Well the FSM kicked Santas butt and all his little helpers so a horse is gonna be a piece of cake.
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RAmen.
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Well, okay, just this once then :)
I gave my co-worker a link to this site though, you never know!
Hey guys! Thanks for your interest.
A couple of things. I hate to say it, but I’m afraid that I’m not a pastafarian (although I respect your beliefs - probably evident from the prize being a can of spaghettios :) )
Anyway, if you like the video, please rate it (and rate it highly). The higher the video is ranked (and the more comments it generates), the more exposure it generates and the higher the probablities that we’ll see contest entries.
Also, the contest is primarily between the FSM & the IPU, but I don’t mean to restrict it. Some people have mentioned Bob, Eris, Cthulu, & Zombie Jezus (ZJ makes an appearance at the end of the video).
To Ships Cat… yes, your idea is excellent… let’s have the FSM convert the unicorn to a Pastafarian at the end! He could drape noodles over the unicorn’s horn and the unicorn could dance in spaghetti or something.
@Wench Beth
And perhaps after the conversion the Unicorn can pee in a bottle to make beer (see my earlier post) - it is a magical invisible, pink, one horned horse after all. I can’t understand why it can’t get along with the FSM.
This is all irrelevant. The FSM (may his appendages ever be moist) would not go around fighting anyone. He should just convince the IPU that, you know, it should just kind of stay invisible. And they should be able to get along anyway. We don’t need some crusade against the IPU.
To The FSM loves you… that’s what Ships Cat said! No fighting, just conversion to Pastafarianism. I agree with both of you.
Okay okay, the FSM might be peaceful, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be a little pussy. It’s an invisible pink pony for FSM sakes. It deserves a raping and pillaging just for trying to stand up to the FSM. It thinks it can actually take on the flying spaghetti monster? Now the FSM shouldn’t just kill it, because that would just be falling down to the level of “God” which it would never do. However that doesn’t mean the FSM shouldn’t be able to have a little self respect. If the pony wants a fight, the FSM will give it a fucking fight. In the end the pony will obviously convert to pastafarianism, but it deserves a beating first. How dare it pick a fight with the FSM?
and look at that poor helpless teddy bear!
That pony deserves punishment!
GO FSM!
No, no, no…How about the IPU chickens out?
Yay, my children, it has been fortold that the days of FISPMU Holy Wars would soon be apon us. It has been said that the pastafarians shall gather their strengths (and cameras) and march to the local Hobby Lobby for supplies. The will then make many videos depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster thwarting the Invisible Pink Unicorn, and making the snow red with unicorn blood and sauce. The IPU believers shall sit on their asses, not really caring about the Holy War, and going on with their lives of girlfriends and actual jobs. So said the FSM’s Pirate Fish Lord in my dream of mega doom.
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RAmen.
The IPU (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod!) is a goddess, not a god. Please stop referring to her as “he” “him”, or “it.”
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To the poster who asked a while ago if Bobby and Cari are related: Of course not. Bobby’s last name is Henderson. Cari’s last name is Cagdelene.
Down with the IPU believers are their “lives that will amount to something”, their “girlfriends”, and the
Go FSM believers that have nothing to do but sit on their ass, bitch about Christianity, and drink beer!!!
Beer is better than girlfriends anyway.
LETS KICK SOME IPU ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*and their jobs*
@scribble
“Okay okay, the FSM might be peaceful, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be a little pussy. It’s an invisible pink pony for FSM sakes…If the pony wants a fight, the FSM will give it a fucking fight. In the end the pony will obviously convert to pastafarianism, but it deserves a beating first.”
Ha ha…Oh hell yeah!
Even the most peaceful flying pasta monster’s not going to stand idle (idol) while the nasty invisible pink spiked horsey tries to get rowdy!!! The FSM will clasp the IPU in it’s titanium like noodley appendages and crush the pink goo out of this beasty (goddess or not)…what’s left can be recycled into a treat for Ships Cat…
FUCKING FAGS. THIS SHIT AIN’T REAL
Jesus Christ is the only god in this earth.
@fuck this religion
Hmmm… creative name you got there. Less creative put-downs, but at least you use the apostrophe correctly. As for your thoughts on the matter, I would have to give you a failing grade, for failing to say anything interesting or intelligent. Is that really the best you have to throw at us?
@Fu*k this religion
You seem confused.
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The FSM can fly and thus is not “in this earth”…personally I wasn’t aware that JC was a subterranean dwelling divinity but I’ll defer to your wisdom on where he might or might not be found…If he is down there more then likely he’s alone…
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With respect to the “Fags” this isn’t a dating site but you never know your luck I guess…perhaps someone will see past your obvious short comings and give you a sympathy bending over…
Hey, give the kid some credit, he spelled everything right. You know how hard those three-letter words can be! [/sarcasm]
@Iron gill Kidd
Yeah, his grasp of three letter words is fine. He did forget a period on the end of “THIS SH*T AIN’T REAL” though… =)
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@Thumper
As always, you are absolutely the funniest thing since sliced bread. Love it!