I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:
I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.
More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.
@Rowdy
Alas there will be a lot less (not none) posting anywhere…I’ve been mega busy, I’m moving in with my other half and I’m about to embark upon further study…unless???…*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*…yup…it’s like I said earlier…
@ Thumpie - “*wabbit scratches lottery ticket*…yup…it’s like I said earlier…” - hahahaha! Good luck with the move! Exciting! I have further study I need to embark on as well. I need to keep moving in my knowledge in my professional life, and build up my clientele. I really do enjoy the time I can spend here. I posted this comment a while back, but my husband says he likes my attitude changes since I became a wench! And I have another friend who says I’m getting funnier…I made her laugh for 3 hours the other day (part of that was while we were supposed to be working out at martial arts!!)
@Rowdy
“And I have another friend who says I’m getting funnier”…make sure your friend means funny “ha ha” and not funny “peculiar”…
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I forgot that you do kenpo killer karate…I’ve done a lot of taekwondo (traditional style) over 20 years (I’m not old I started young) and took up boxing three years ago when I hurt my knee…boxing is the best workout ever…I still haven’t had a fight as I’m frightened of getting punched in the face and spoiling my boyish good looks…I’ve been slack lately…had three weeks off…been eating bad and drinking too much…I hope I’m not nesting now that I’m in a committed relationship…
what a wonderful way to end a holy war! the IPU and the FSM have an invisible flying sex fest, have a bunch of little invisible-pink-sauce-covered-one-horned-multiple-appendaged-unshoden-hoofed-monsters whom we could all praise and glorify in peace and harmony!! perhaps petting them will fill one with peace, and they will multiply at will as the supply of true believers empowers them! all hail the future IPSCOHMAUHM’s !! :P
@Thumper
Oh that’s a terrible way to think, just because there are an infinate number of baby flying invisible unicorn spaghetti monsters lying around which are indeed spikey and slippery, it doesn’t mean they have to parade around with their horns held high for every drunk pedestrian to happen upon. Just cause they are infinate and everywhere, doesn’t mean they are “everywhere everywhere”. Take God for example, Christians claim that he is infinate and everywhere, but they say he isn’t like, “everywhere everywhere”. Such as, they don’t take kindly to the fact that God is “in my nutsack” as I might put it on a good day or “in your rotten vagina” as I might say on a bad day. They don’t take kindly to that at all, therefore insisting he isn’t “everywhere everywhere” just everywhere. As such these invisighetti flying pink unicorn monsters aren’t everywhere everywhere. Besides, they probably won’t grow full horns till they are way way older, say 12. Thats 4380000 earth years. (a day in heaven is 1000 years on earth after all) At any rate, they shouldn’t become of age until long after the human race has collapsed. I just don’t think it’s such a problem, that’s all. Besides, they would be sooooooo cute. It’s worth a couple o’ dead drunks. Just a few.
or……… the FSM could just fuck up the IPU severly in a head to head death match. Who does the IPU think it is anyway, it’s only like a level 5823746927 Unicorn, and it’s trying to take on a 9.938595739457 x 10^9999999999999999999 bowl of Spaghetti. What a lunatic pink horsey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8UNoKmexA4&feature=PlayList&p=D975BE44F77D4E5C&index=5
This video was inspired by Him, and it depicts the absolute truth. And may all of you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendages.
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