Comments on: The Limp Noodle documentary http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:45:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Ares http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-76691 Ares Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:43:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-76691 This must B Capt Noodles autobiography. The story of 1 mans failure to satisfy 1 woman once. This must B Capt Noodles autobiography. The story of 1 mans failure to satisfy 1 woman once.

]]> By: Navigator Spider http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-71141 Navigator Spider Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:47:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-71141 Ah, penicillin, the pirates friend, choose my shipmate. but choose wisely. . love the rapture site btw. very funny Ah, penicillin, the pirates friend, choose my shipmate. but choose wisely.
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love the rapture site btw. very funny

]]> By: Freethought60 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-71106 Freethought60 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:22:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-71106 I have been accused of being "touched" many times before. I was "touched" by an angel (in 1966 in Hong Kong) and needed penicillin to get un-touched. Now at last I am truly touched! but without the need for the penicillin thingy. In His name I scarf - Hail to the Omni-FSM! I have been accused of being “touched” many times before. I was “touched” by an angel (in 1966 in Hong Kong) and needed penicillin to get un-touched. Now at last I am truly touched! but without the need for the penicillin thingy.
In His name I scarf - Hail to the Omni-FSM!

]]> By: blackeyedbutch http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-69724 blackeyedbutch Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:42:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-69724 i have also once again been touched but this time in a more arousing place i have also once again been touched but this time in a more arousing place

]]> By: Farvale Spaghettini http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-64716 Farvale Spaghettini Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:36:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-64716 I'm so touched by this documentary. It confirms all of my deepest intuitions about the veracity of his noodelly appendages. Bless you and your wonderful documentary. Sincerely Farvale Spaghettini I’m so touched by this documentary. It confirms all of my deepest intuitions about the veracity of his noodelly appendages.

Bless you and your wonderful documentary.

Sincerely
Farvale Spaghettini

]]> By: Richard Halliburton http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-60704 Richard Halliburton Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:13:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-60704 I am fortunate to have the opportunity to spread the word of the FSM. Recently I purchased the website, www.carlsjr.net. Obviously, the FSM put the unbelievers at Carl's Jr., who do not believe in pasta, into a deep sleep, so they could not renew their domain. At first, I did not acknowledge his hand in this, and began randomly placing ads for exotic meats on my site. This was out of anger for Carl's Jr. shunning of the FSM. They will now see his wrath slowly but surely set upon them, and make their burgers over-grilled, and their bread moldy, and their employees will be dumbfounded and will no longer be able to converse one with another in English. And the people shall leave the restaurant an hungered, for they will not be able to understand the strange languages. . RAmen I am fortunate to have the opportunity to spread the word of the FSM. Recently I purchased the website, www.carlsjr.net. Obviously, the FSM put the unbelievers at Carl’s Jr., who do not believe in pasta, into a deep sleep, so they could not renew their domain. At first, I did not acknowledge his hand in this, and began randomly placing ads for exotic meats on my site. This was out of anger for Carl’s Jr. shunning of the FSM. They will now see his wrath slowly but surely set upon them, and make their burgers over-grilled, and their bread moldy, and their employees will be dumbfounded and will no longer be able to converse one with another in English. And the people shall leave the restaurant an hungered, for they will not be able to understand the strange languages.
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RAmen

]]> By: FSM guy http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-59779 FSM guy Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:40:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-59779 I loved it, I have been touched (for the 53rd time) by his infinetly wise noodly appendage. RAmen to my fellow followers of his word, and go forth, and for evermore preach the word of the FSM I loved it, I have been touched (for the 53rd time) by his infinetly wise noodly appendage. RAmen to my fellow followers of his word, and go forth, and for evermore preach the word of the FSM

]]> By: The FSM loves you http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57667 The FSM loves you Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:27:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57667 Spaghetti, you know creativity is a sin to God, because then people might think! And then maybe question the existence of God! Oh noes! Silly shaman. @Dark Elmo First, spell everything right, because I don't know what "distroted" means. Second, you don't have to flame a religion you don't agree with. Do FSMists post flames on the Vatican's website? Do we send death threats to the Pope? I admit that your post isn't as bad as others (remember Guido?) but calm down. And if we have to respect your belief, you have to respect ours. Spaghetti, you know creativity is a sin to God, because then people might think! And then maybe question the existence of God! Oh noes! Silly shaman.
@Dark Elmo
First, spell everything right, because I don’t know what “distroted” means. Second, you don’t have to flame a religion you don’t agree with. Do FSMists post flames on the Vatican’s website? Do we send death threats to the Pope? I admit that your post isn’t as bad as others (remember Guido?) but calm down. And if we have to respect your belief, you have to respect ours.

]]> By: the spaghetti shaman http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57628 the spaghetti shaman Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:47:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57628 I'm sorry, it is just so weird reading the header 'thumper' and then reading sense underneath. Makes it all the more sensible. @DarkElmo Could you let me know what a 'distroted' view of god is? I'm guessing: one that doesn't fit with whatever fairy tale you've invented from half formed thoughts and beliefs of others. Our idea of god is just as sensible as yours. plus, we have a graph. Also: is 'a creative and amusing idea to prove a point' a bad thing? Cos we all rather liked it... I’m sorry, it is just so weird reading the header ‘thumper’ and then reading sense underneath. Makes it all the more sensible.
@DarkElmo
Could you let me know what a ‘distroted’ view of god is? I’m guessing: one that doesn’t fit with whatever fairy tale you’ve invented from half formed thoughts and beliefs of others.
Our idea of god is just as sensible as yours. plus, we have a graph.
Also: is ‘a creative and amusing idea to prove a point’ a bad thing? Cos we all rather liked it…

]]> By: Thumper http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57457 Thumper Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:48:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57457 @Dark (tickle me) Elmo Look! We didn't invent the FSM he invented us. And sure we believe that God is real...he's very real...in the hearts and minds of terrorists, bigots and hypocrites every where. . Religion and intelligent design are stoopid (hey!...that's how I spell it)...tell why they aint? Don't dump and run...convince me that I should become a good whatever you are... @Dark (tickle me) Elmo
Look! We didn’t invent the FSM he invented us. And sure we believe that God is real…he’s very real…in the hearts and minds of terrorists, bigots and hypocrites every where.
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Religion and intelligent design are stoopid (hey!…that’s how I spell it)…tell why they aint? Don’t dump and run…convince me that I should become a good whatever you are…

]]> By: Wench Beth http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57429 Wench Beth Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:41:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57429 Oh, Jingles, anyone who is an idiot on this site -- I just figure they're repressed sexually and I invite them to "come out of the closet" and join our lovely church where the FSM embraces everyone :) I mean, the strippers don't care what anyone's persuasion is, do they? :))) Oh, Jingles, anyone who is an idiot on this site — I just figure they’re repressed sexually and I invite them to “come out of the closet” and join our lovely church where the FSM embraces everyone :) I mean, the strippers don’t care what anyone’s persuasion is, do they? :)))

]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57373 Jingles Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:13:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57373 Now now Beth, he might not be gay, that is a very unfair assumption to make. . . He could be bisexual. . . @Alchemist; I don't think so... as much as I hate to say it, TLM (may FSM protect me) could at least spell 'people'. DarkElmo's more of 'ppl' person. Now now Beth, he might not be gay, that is a very unfair assumption to make.
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He could be bisexual.
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@Alchemist;
I don’t think so… as much as I hate to say it, TLM (may FSM protect me) could at least spell ‘people’. DarkElmo’s more of ‘ppl’ person.

]]> By: Wench Beth http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57298 Wench Beth Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:27:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57298 To Dark Elmo... it's ok to be gay, you don't have to hide in the closet any more. Don't be afraid! Come out and announce it to the world! We at the FSM Church will accept you with open arms and noodles -- even with your bad spelling! To Dark Elmo… it’s ok to be gay, you don’t have to hide in the closet any more. Don’t be afraid! Come out and announce it to the world! We at the FSM Church will accept you with open arms and noodles — even with your bad spelling!

]]> By: Capn Beer http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57160 Capn Beer Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:35:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57160 Yar, Matey. . .Yar. Yar, Matey. . .Yar.

]]> By: Marc McOar http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57096 Marc McOar Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:06:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57096 DarkElmo doesn't miss a trick, does he. Actually, Elmo, we all have garlic breath. This should be a clue. DarkElmo doesn’t miss a trick, does he. Actually, Elmo, we all have garlic breath. This should be a clue.

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57075 Alchemist Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:14:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57075 Hmmmm. Reading DarkElmo's post again. Someone spent an awful lot of time here, just around Consumermas, trying to get us to admit that. He had a similar tone to DarkEmo :). Oh how we laughed at that 'Man'. He was 17. . Do I smell Daffodils again? Hmmmm. Reading DarkElmo’s post again. Someone spent an awful lot of time here, just around Consumermas, trying to get us to admit that. He had a similar tone to DarkEmo :).
Oh how we laughed at that ‘Man’. He was 17.
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Do I smell Daffodils again?

]]> By: Josh the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57054 Josh the Pirate Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:00:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57054 @ Dark Elmo Of course we believe in His Holy Noodliness. Do you really believe all that crap in the Bible? @ Dark Elmo

Of course we believe in His Holy Noodliness. Do you really believe all that crap in the Bible?

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57051 Alchemist Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:52:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57051 @ DarkElmo "......I would guess that you don’t even believe in your own god" . Oh yes we do! Although that does depend upon your concept of god :) I'm really an angel, got wings too. I'm flapping them at you as I write this message with pure thought. Good eh ;) @ DarkElmo
“……I would guess that you don’t even believe in your own god”
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Oh yes we do! Although that does depend upon your concept of god :)
I’m really an angel, got wings too. I’m flapping them at you as I write this message with pure thought.
Good eh ;)

]]> By: DarkElmo http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57048 DarkElmo Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:46:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57048 So basicly your a group of ppl who were in some way shown a distroted view of who God is and were jaded by it. So you set out to create a religion that would prove the point that Gods not real and that the entire concept of religion and inteligent design is stupid and is only followed by mindless idiots. Right? Thats why your here isn't it? I would guess that you don't even believe in your own god. Probably just thought it was a creative and amusing idea to prove a point. So am I right? So basicly your a group of ppl who were in some way shown a distroted view of who God is and were jaded by it. So you set out to create a religion that would prove the point that Gods not real and that the entire concept of religion and inteligent design is stupid and is only followed by mindless idiots. Right? Thats why your here isn’t it?
I would guess that you don’t even believe in your own god. Probably just thought it was a creative and amusing idea to prove a point.
So am I right?

]]> By: Bronwyn http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57046 Bronwyn Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:38:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/02/11/the-limp-noodle-documentary.htm#comment-57046 Ooooh la la, I always knew Cap'n Jack Sparrow had special powers! Love those noodly appendages (hee, hee) Ooooh la la, I always knew Cap’n Jack Sparrow had special powers! Love those noodly appendages (hee, hee)

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