You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro
noodles are fantastic.
Who’s to say that God isn’t a pile of noodles?
Avatar of Reason Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
What do you mean â€œdegradingâ€? Noodles are wonderful! Theyâ€™re the best thing sinceâ€¦ actually, theyâ€™re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if Iâ€™m dead, Iâ€™ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I wonâ€™t feel a thing.
-Avatar of Reason
Quoted for truth!
I WANNA GO TO HELL WOOOOOOOO!
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Sorry, I don’t believe in your god, so therefore threatening me with Hell is pointless. If I told you that if you don’t become a Pastafarian you will suffer an eternity of ugly strippers and flat beer, would you convert to FSMism?
don’t worry we will. I wouldn’t want to go to heaven if your going to be there
Too right by the churches definition heaven must be a pretty dull place with all those boring wankers hanging around.
Hell may be hot but at least there’s a few interesting characters…
Pastafarians can’t go to Hell Norway, Hell Michigan or Hell in the Caymans since they do not believe in hell. I wonder what happens when reaching one of those destinations? You see a flat plane? Noodly visions? Is it like Spock in the old west episode of Star Trek where bullets pass right through if you don’t believe in them? That would be cool.
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