Momofuku Ando, the inventor of Instant Ramen Noodles, has died at 96. I don’t know for a fact, but strongly suspect, that Mr. Ando was a devout Pastafarian.
The New York Times has an article about it here.
Momofuku Ando, the inventor of Instant Ramen Noodles, has died at 96. I don’t know for a fact, but strongly suspect, that Mr. Ando was a devout Pastafarian.
The New York Times has an article about it here.
zero either is pixel pete’s brother (you know the violent one), or he just cut and paste without saying. (see post further up) Which isn’t very nice.
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Captain Kidd, great answers.
>>>Wench Nikkiee
Jan 11th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I have a packet of Mi goreng Noodles in pantry. Shall have them for lunch today in tribute.
is that mi goreng noodles from indonesia?
They would be.
@Zero Jan 25th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
You’re argument that spaghetti wasn’t invited until recently in Italy is a common misunderstanding.
let me explain, Italian noodles are a tribute to the FSM invented by devout Italian Pastafarians. You won’t find much written about them because of Vatican suppression but the widespread consumption of pasta in Italy proves the ‘hidden’ history of Italian Pastafarianism.
Obviously if you make spaghetti it isn’t alive or liable to fly, but the FSM isn’t made of ‘ordinary’ spaghetti but (in the true literal sense) divine spaghetti.
Although obviously with a bit of meat and sauce most spaghetti is divine, but thats not what we mean.
Yum Yum. RAmen.
@Zero
Is there any chance of your explanation of what the hell that post meant? Preferably in English this time.
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1) its not a religion
Yes it is. Check it out, we believe FSM is the divine creator, therefore it is a religion.
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2) the fact its based on a website proves that
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WTF?
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3) the fact that you think intellect exists where there is none proves that
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I bet you think there is intellect in the white house, even in front of your computer. Do you exist? Does George Bush exist? Just because you think intelligence resides around these places and it doesn’t you still exist.
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4) the fact that someone would consider such a mockery of themselves funny
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“But we can’t be free, till we learn to laugh at ourselves. Once you look in the mirror and see just how foolish we can be. Laughter is inevitable. And from laughter comes wisdom.” G’Kar, B5 (Yep, still a big fan).
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5) the fact that such an insult isnt tolerable in any culture
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We tolerate it! We are a culture. And I’m damned sure my yoghurt hasn’t complained about the FSM yet. Last time I checked xianity was only tolerated in 1 culture too. At least atheists appreciate what we say.
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6) and that nobody in their right mind gives a shit about it
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Now that’s not true. I have a right mind and a left mind. I live in the right side as I lost the key to the left side. I frequently have to shit pasta after having a noodleyisious meal. Wibble.
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QED.
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Oh, were you born a wanker? Or is it something you’ve been practising your whole life? Because, you’re sure a wanker tonight.
Zero, since if one tenet of your argument falls i think we can assume all of it to be false, so since i seek to emulate out admittedly lazy deity i’m going to concentrate on….
“the fact that such an insult isnt tolerable in any culture”…
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It blatently is, there is no law against it, you can’t stop me. in fact Zero (or to give you a pet name, intolerant small minded fuckwit) i can insult who i like. it’s called freedom of speech. What we at the CoFSM do is seek evidence to back up our claims unlike you. Such as you being an intolerant (refuses to allow anything which may conflict with your personal views) small minded (and i quote “the fact that you think intellect exists where there is none proves that” yeah, thats make sense try reading some papers on the subject) and a fuckwit (well, we’ve all read your post. i’ll leave it at that)
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so until you can hold a civil argument, then i move you are refered to as intolerant small minded fuckwit (ISmFw) from here on in… all in favour?
@Navigator Spider
Bravo!
Hell yeah!
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Erm, I mean I third the proposal for ISmFw to no longer be called nothing.