I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas

I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas

It’s one of those mini cigars.
Strange that ALL of the Mikes are assholes. What are the odds?
U ALL HAVE MINI DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOELOS……………………………..
Mike, I have an assignment for you. Find the button that says “Caps Lock”. Push it.
MARK HERES ONE FOR U STIK AN OAR UP YOUR ASS! HAHAHAHAHA EAT YOUR BALLS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!!!! HAHAHAHA
Another oar? I am so flattered! I just don’t know what to say. First, I’d like to thank all of you who have made this special day so easy for me, you know who you are. Then, I want to thank my parents, who have put up with all of my mouthiness and bad manners. Next, I want to thank all of the little people behind the scenes — my cleaning lady, the dry cleaner, my veterinarian. You all have made this day possible. *sniff* I never thought that I would achieve this. This goes to prove, people, that if I can do it, anybody can!
Wow… have we finally found a way to replace the magic oars? I thought we had lost the chance after Guido went byebyes…
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Truly a great day.
laughing to the point of wheezing.