I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas

I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas

That Pastafarian weatherman could also be from Tampa Bay and they’re having a really cold spell (thanks to all the pirates there!).
“Frau Diavolo Jan 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am
a Pirate wearing a tie??”
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All the best pirates wear ties!
Ever met a banker?
Banker Pirate: “Avast ye corporate dogs! Prepare to be reposesed!”
This got me thinking.. A few years back a pirate ship appeared on the coast of Jordan, Ontario. It was found listing at the shore having foundered on the shoals. I imagine it was the scourge of Lake Ontario before, bustling with pirates doing pirate stuff. But now it sits forlorne and pirate-less. You know, ever since it crashed, Lake Ontario has never frozen over in the winter.. OK, now I am getting scared.
I can hear the Twilight Zone music……
:)
Yet this is yet more prove that our beliefs are right. And anyone these days could be a pirate for His Noodlyness has a growing respect.
Unfortunately, the ‘piratee’(i.e, Football players pretending to be pirates) here in Tampa suck. Luckily, as soon as January 20th we will be flooded with pirates! Gasparilla is the celebration of Tampa’s pirate heritage, for an entire week! I forsee that many will be blessed by His Noodlyness on this most holy of occaisions. Should any of you want to make a true holy pilgrimage, the official pirate parade is on the 27th; but there are plenty of festivities to be had before then.
@Peter Popoff
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I stand (al dente) corrected….. aye, the pirate bankers should be the first to walk the plank…